Sheen Estevez quotes from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)

Sheen Estevez

This is Ultra Lord! [The class groans]

Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown Ultra Lord in class.

Sheen Estevez

Ms. Fowl, this one is different. This "Purple Vengeance" edition with power fists and nuclear knees is in rare, never-before-seen condition, making it highly collectible!

Cindy Vortex

"Never-before-seen", huh? Well, then, how do you know it's even in there?

Sheen Estevez

Hmm... [takes Ultra Lord action figure out of the box and mockingly waves it in front] Nyah-nyah. [Cindy smug grin shakes her head and gives him a smirk; suddenly shocked, realizing what he has done] NO!

Carl Wheezer

Hey, Jimmy, wanna see a frog? [shows him a crude drawing of a smiling frog]

Jimmy Neutron

Oh, that looks great, Carl.

Carl Wheezer

Thanks. [notices Jimmy's more precise drawings] Um, what are you drawing?

Jimmy Neutron

Flycycle modifications for Goddard. Second prototype.

Carl Wheezer

"Prototype", huh?

Jimmy Neutron

Uh-huh.

Carl Wheezer

Well, you know, that looks good, too.

Jimmy Neutron

Thanks, Carl.

Sheen Estevez

Hey! Retroland theme park! Check it out! [takes poster off the pole] "Meet Ultra Lord! Live!"

Jimmy Neutron

Oh, look! [takes the poster from Sheen] It's the state of the arts bone-warping gravity rides!

Sheen Estevez

I could hang out with Ultra Lord!

Carl Wheezer

And there's a petting zoo.

Jimmy Neutron

But look at this!

Sheen Estevez

No! "Meet Ultra Lord live!"

Carl Wheezer

Llamas and capybaras.

Sheen Estevez

Who cares? "Meet Ultra Lord live!"

Carl Wheezer

But I'm going to touch a llama!

Jimmy's a big boy now. Don't you worry, sugar.

Judy

I suppose you're right.

Yeah, sure. I was a kid once. I remembered being grounded for a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party. [picks up the shrink ray, mistaking it for a TV remote and shrinks the TV]

Judy

Well, what did you do?

Well, actually, I snuck out. [enlarges the TV and shrinks Judy's head]

Judy

You don't think that Jimmy...

Oh, no, no. Besides, how's he gonna sneak out? It's not like he can just walk right out the front door.

Judy

That's true.:

Jimmy Neutron

Retroland, here I come. [Zoom in on Cindy's house. Cindy is wearing a karate outfit while holding a purple soda. Libby's cellphone rings]

Cindy Vortex

Libby, you're breaking my concentration.

Libby Folfax

Hey, I gotta choose a ring that fits my personality. Yeah! Here we go! Here we go! Tell me what it is you're supposed to be doing again.

Cindy Vortex

T'ai Chi, while drinking Purple Flurp. T'ai Chi promotes wellness, relaxes and rejuvenates the body. Whereas Purple Flurp, being 98% sugar, creates tension and a temporary rush of energy and mood swings. I figure if I do them together, I achieve perfect balance. Whoa! [Cindy laughs, Libby shook her head]

Carl Wheezer

Whoa. It's better than the poster.

Jimmy Neutron

Gentlemen, this will be a night we shan't easily forget.

Sheen Estevez

I don't know what "shan't" means. But let's go!

Do you promise to use your powers for good and not evil?

Sheen Estevez

Yes... yes, Ultra Lord!

Now, Counterpart, take this Ultra Mask and lead the fight for justice. [Sheen takes the Ultra Mask before fainting.] Is this kid with anyone?

Jimmy Neutron

Go, Carl!

Sheen Estevez

Now that's what I call a ride. Let's go. This is way beyond awesome.

Nick Dean

Just think if you boneheaded dweebs had listened to your parents, you'd be home in bed instead of riding this monster!

Liftoff in five, four, three, two... We have liftoff!

Jimmy Neutron

Abort mission. Abort mission. Goddard, wake mode. All right. Come on, boy. Race you to the kitchen. Beat ya. Hey, Mom, did you get any more Purple Flurp? Mom? [takes a note from the Neutron's fridge in the kitchen; reading] "Dear son/daughter..." [outside; reading] "We have gone to Florida for an extended vacation."

Carl Wheezer

"Love, your parents."

Sheen Estevez

Yeah. My parents went to Florida too.

Jimmy Neutron

That's weird. From the look of it... [seeing that all the kids are looking for their parents holding the same note] I'd say a lot of parents are gone.

Carl Wheezer

Did they all go to Florida?

Sheen Estevez

Maybe they went to get juice or something?

Carl Wheezer

I don't digest pulp well. It makes me bloaty.

Jimmy Neutron

Goddard, scan for adult life-forms.

Jimmy Neutron

Just as I thought; there are absolutely no adults anywhere within radar. They're gone. The whole city. No parents.

Carl Wheezer

No parents.

Sheen Estevez

Hmmmm....

NO PARENTS!

Jimmy Neutron

Excuse me. [The boy he is holding ice cream]

I'm letting out the cold!

Sheen Estevez

I'm peeing in the shower!

Carl Wheezer

Llama, llama, llama!

I'm walking up the down escalator. Ha Ha!

My clothes don't match! I'm out in public and my clothes don't match!

Sheen Estevez

I'm still doin' it! [in a deep, Ultra-Lord-ish voice] Go, go, go!

Welcome to the Candy Bar. Whoopee cushion or non-whoopee cushion?

What'll it be, boys?

Carl Wheezer

We'll have what he's throwing.

Excellent choice.

Cindy Vortex

Hang on! Wheeeǃ

Libby Folfax

Whoo.

No skiing in the halls! Don't make me get the protractor.

Jimmy Neutron

Morning, Goddard. Oh, my head. What a night!

Carl Wheezer

Oh, I'm stuffed now. I-I couldn't have anoth-- Okay, one more. I'm gonna have one more, and then that'll be it.

Sheen Estevez

What a battle. Are there any survivors? [falls back in the popcorn pile; his hand rises out; desperate] Help me.

Nick Dean

I remember my first time. Shake it off, Neutron!

Jimmy Neutron

I gotta get home. Mom and Dad might be back by now. Come on, Goddard.

We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. [Wendall puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it] Hey, knock it off, Arnie! [clears throat] "Trouble in Paradise". [Wendall does the "peace" sign next to Oleander] That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. [the cameraman moves the camera away from him; pops out] Here's Courtney Tyler. [chuckles]

What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.

Help us!

I don't know how to make lunch!

I want my parents!

Somebody hold me!

I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, and my knee...huuuurt!

Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down. [A little boy named Zachary.]

And. And so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy.[camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated] And I won! [cries] I want my Mommy! [He burps as his shirt rips]

Jimmy Neutron

OK, Ben, that's good. Let it down slow. Two more turns, Emma. Not too tight. Yup. Tape adhesion is within operational limits. What? Cindy? Cindy, what did you do to that intergalactic starship?

Cindy Vortex

We thought that the deep recesses of space could use a feminine touch.

Libby Folfax

What do you think, Jimmy?

Jimmy Neutron

Yeah, it's OK, I guess. You kinda ruined it though.

Sheen Estevez

Hey, Jimmy, do these fusion reactors need fuel rods?

Jimmy Neutron

Come on, Sheen. It's not rocket science. You just have to... Actually, I guess it is rocket science. No fuel rods, Sheen.

Sheen Estevez

OK.

Jimmy Neutron

And for the final touch.[He rips the paper out revealing the neutron logo on his rocket. Cut to the kids gathered while Jimmy is on the stage] Good work, everybody. We're ready for intergalactic travel.

Nick Dean

Neutron, this is gonna work, right?

Cindy Vortex

Yeah, Jimmy. What if it doesn't work?

Jimmy Neutron

It will work! [almost falls off of the nail he's standing on] I'm 95% sure it will.

Cindy Vortex

95?

Jimmy Neutron

Yeah.

Cindy Vortex

Yeah, and the other 5%?

Jimmy Neutron

We blow up. [The kids gasp, murmur] But just a little. Look, a 95 is still an 'A'.

Nick Dean

Yeah, I can deal with that. I never got a 95 in my life.

Cindy Vortex

You heard the man. Stop sucking your thumbs and let's light this candle! [The kids fasten his seatbelts and safety bars, Cindy and Libby put on their headphones as speakers. Sheen puts on his mask, and Carl uses his inhaler. Jimmy and Goddard are in their rocket ship.]

Jimmy Neutron

Goddard, initiate launch sequence.

Please make sure seat belts are fastened and remember to keep your hands and arms inside the vehicles at all times. [Jimmy inserts the quarter. The rocket starts to fly. The "Bat Outa Heck" bat ride starts flying in the sky, as does the eyeballs from 'Eye Sky in the Sky'. Cindy and Libby's intergalactic starship starts to fly out, the boat ride swing ride starts spinning and flies out in the sky, the roller coaster rides down and flies out. Then, the Ferris wheel goes up and flies in the sky. The Octa-Puke ride starts spinning octopus and flies out. Then, the Flutter-By ride spins. Carl screams as the butterfly lets go, and races off like Crash Team Racing. Then, the other kids' camel & dragon rides started flying.]

Jimmy Neutron

Come on, everybody. Get in formation. Carl, you're too low.

Carl Wheezer

Come on, you stupid butterfly! [Carl's butterfly starts flying as well]

Sheen Estevez

Go, Counterparts! Go!

Jimmy Neutron

Hang on. We're passing through the stratosphere. Now the mesosphere. Entering ionosphere.

Carl Wheezer

Now I know why they all end in "phere"!

Jimmy Neutron

This is it, baby. Engaging pulse rockets, now! [The rockets spaceships turned off and they off kids screams] Come on, come on, come on, come on. [The rockets spaceships flare up Earth orbit and everyone cheers.]