H Hugh
[In the living room, Jimmy hops down the stairs carrying his shrink ray]
Jimmy's a big boy now. Don't you worry, sugar.
H Hugh
[Jimmy accidentally drops his shrink ray, much to its weight, and it lands on the couch next to Hugh]
Yeah, sure. I was a kid once. I remembered being grounded for a whole week and not being allowed to go to my best friend's bachelor party. [picks up the shrink ray, mistaking it for a TV remote and shrinks the TV]
H Hugh
Well, actually, I snuck out. [enlarges the TV and shrinks Judy's head]
[high-pitched voice]
You don't think that Jimmy...
H Hugh
[enlarges her head normal-sized again]
Oh, no, no. Besides, how's he gonna sneak out? It's not like he can just walk right out the front door.
Retroland, here I come. [Zoom in on Cindy's house. Cindy is wearing a karate outfit while holding a purple soda. Libby's cellphone rings]
Libby, you're breaking my concentration.
Hey, I gotta choose a ring that fits my personality. Yeah! Here we go! Here we go! Tell me what it is you're supposed to be doing again.
T'ai Chi, while drinking Purple Flurp. T'ai Chi promotes wellness, relaxes and rejuvenates the body. Whereas Purple Flurp, being 98% sugar, creates tension and a temporary rush of energy and mood swings. I figure if I do them together, I achieve perfect balance. Whoa! [Cindy laughs, Libby shook her head]
[Parking lot]
Whoa. It's better than the poster.
Gentlemen, this will be a night we shan't easily forget.
I don't know what "shan't" means. But let's go!
PU Park Ultra Lord
Do you promise to use your powers for good and not evil?
PU Park Ultra Lord
Now, Counterpart, take this Ultra Mask and lead the fight for justice. [Sheen takes the Ultra Mask before fainting.] Is this kid with anyone?
Now that's what I call a ride. Let's go. This is way beyond awesome.
Nick Dean Just think if you boneheaded dweebs had listened to your parents, you'd be home in bed instead of riding this monster!
Morning, Goddard. Oh, my head. What a night!
Oh, I'm stuffed now. I-I couldn't have anoth-- Okay, one more. I'm gonna have one more, and then that'll be it.
[Sheen emerges from a large pile of popcorn]
What a battle. Are there any survivors? [falls back in the popcorn pile; his hand rises out; desperate] Help me.
Nick Dean I remember my first time. Shake it off, Neutron!
I gotta get home. Mom and Dad might be back by now. Come on, Goddard.
OS Oleander Svalsbord
[Jimmy sees a TV that says "KIDS SPECIAL REPORT." Wendall laughs and throws a piece of paper over. A boy named Oleander]
We interrupt this program to bring you this special report. [Wendall puts his hand on the camera and messes around with it] Hey, knock it off, Arnie! [clears throat] "Trouble in Paradise". [Wendall does the "peace" sign next to Oleander] That's what some kids are saying in the aftermath of yesterday's "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrations. [the cameraman moves the camera away from him; pops out] Here's Courtney Tyler. [chuckles]
CT Courtney Tyler
What started as an awesome day has become, like, a real bummer.
J Johnny
[runs past]
Help us!
ND Nathan DeCarlo
[runs past]
I don't know how to make lunch!
TS Tina Sue
[offscreen]
I want my parents!
J Johnny
[runs up to the camera]
Somebody hold me!
N Nissa
[A little girl she named Nissa. Who is holding her hurt knee playground]
I-I was playing on the teeter-totter, and the next thing I knew, I was on the ground, and my knee...huuuurt!
CT Courtney Tyler
[clears throat]
Reports of tummy aches, owies and constipation have reached epidemic numbers over the past few hours, with little indication of slowing down. [A little boy named Zachary.]
ZJ Zachary Jones
And. And so we were gonna see who could eat the most cotton candy.[camera zooms out, revealing he's bloated] And I won! [cries] I want my Mommy! [He burps as his shirt rips]
OK, Ben, that's good. Let it down slow. Two more turns, Emma. Not too tight. Yup. Tape adhesion is within operational limits. What? Cindy? Cindy, what did you do to that intergalactic starship?
We thought that the deep recesses of space could use a feminine touch.
What do you think, Jimmy?
Yeah, it's OK, I guess. You kinda ruined it though.
Hey, Jimmy, do these fusion reactors need fuel rods?
Come on, Sheen. It's not rocket science. You just have to... Actually, I guess it is rocket science. No fuel rods, Sheen.
And for the final touch.[He rips the paper out revealing the neutron logo on his rocket. Cut to the kids gathered while Jimmy is on the stage] Good work, everybody. We're ready for intergalactic travel.
Nick Dean Neutron, this is gonna work, right?
Yeah, Jimmy. What if it doesn't work?
It will work! [almost falls off of the nail he's standing on] I'm 95% sure it will.
[hesitantly]
We blow up. [The kids gasp, murmur] But just a little. Look, a 95 is still an 'A'.
Nick Dean Yeah, I can deal with that. I never got a 95 in my life.
You heard the man. Stop sucking your thumbs and let's light this candle! [The kids fasten his seatbelts and safety bars, Cindy and Libby put on their headphones as speakers. Sheen puts on his mask, and Carl uses his inhaler. Jimmy and Goddard are in their rocket ship.]
Goddard, initiate launch sequence.
GN Goddard Neutron
Please make sure seat belts are fastened and remember to keep your hands and arms inside the vehicles at all times. [Jimmy inserts the quarter. The rocket starts to fly. The "Bat Outa Heck" bat ride starts flying in the sky, as does the eyeballs from 'Eye Sky in the Sky'. Cindy and Libby's intergalactic starship starts to fly out, the boat ride swing ride starts spinning and flies out in the sky, the roller coaster rides down and flies out. Then, the Ferris wheel goes up and flies in the sky. The Octa-Puke ride starts spinning octopus and flies out. Then, the Flutter-By ride spins. Carl screams as the butterfly lets go, and races off like Crash Team Racing. Then, the other kids' camel & dragon rides started flying.]
Come on, everybody. Get in formation. Carl, you're too low.
Come on, you stupid butterfly! [Carl's butterfly starts flying as well]
Hang on. We're passing through the stratosphere. Now the mesosphere. Entering ionosphere.
Now I know why they all end in "phere"!
This is it, baby. Engaging pulse rockets, now! [The rockets spaceships turned off and they off kids screams] Come on, come on, come on, come on. [The rockets spaceships flare up Earth orbit and everyone cheers.]
