Granny Oh, do not worry. Time is on our side.
Played by Candi Milo 
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) · 167 quotes
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) · 167 quotes
8th most-quoted character in Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021): in 9 of its 167 quotes
Most scenes with: LeBron James (4), Bugs Bunny (4), Daffy Duck (3)
Can't a lady check her Twitter?
More lines from Granny
4 quotes Granny Granny [referring to Chronos]
I am going old-school on his butt.
Granny Tick-tock. [ages Chronos forward 132 years]
Granny [holds a Tune Squad jersey number seven]
I made this for your son, just in case.
Scenes with Granny
4 scenesThis isn't real basketball.
You're right, but it's fun! You remember fun, don't ya, doc?
Granny Game, blouses! [drops hoop] What? [LeBron rolls his eyes]
Al–G Rhythm
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne!
This dude is a hater.
Granny Haters gonna hate.
He's a bad guy.
Big time.
Al–G Rhythm
So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! [the crowd complain in shock] How 'bout that, huh?
What?! That wasn't the deal!
Al–G Rhythm
Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you?
Well, at least we're good.
Al–G Rhythm
Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!
Oh, no!
Deleted?!
That is messed up!
That dude is bad.
Granny Why?
Granny [angrily smacks Daffy in the back of his head]
Blabbermouth!
I deserve that.
And now, from the beautiful mind of Dominic James… Introducing… the Goon Squad! [the logo for the Goon Squad pops up] White Mamba!
Wet Fire
[catches the ball]
Wet ball, baby. [jumps and explodes]
Wet Fire! [Wet Fire passes the ball to Arachnneka] Arachnneka!
[spins a cobweb surrounding the ball]
Queen of the web. [kisses the ball and throws it in the air]
Dang, what'd they do to my boy, AD?
And this next young man I'm bringing up… Oh, my goodness. Y'all gonna love him. He puts the "G" in "genius." He's my hero on the ones and zeroes. Mr. Dominic James! [holds note]
[during halftime, the Tune Squad are recovering from their injuries]
Pwease don't wet us get deweted. Pwease don't wet us get deweted.
Come on, guys. Don't give up. There's a whole other half to play.
Oh, mi cabeza!
I'm telling you, we can still win this.
How? We're g-g-g-g-g-getting deceimated!
[with his bill on backwards]
We need a boost. A pick-me-up. [fixes his bill] A secret weapon!
Granny [having a martini]
We need a miracle!
[Daffy grabs the martini and splashes it on his face]
I don't know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help. [salutes as the theme song plays]
You found him?
Oh, I can feel his power already!
[a silhouette was walking down and Bugs Bunny's smile grows bigger]
At guard, 6'6" from North Carolina, [the Tune Squad cheer] #23, Michael Jorda-eh-uh?
[the silhouette reveals to be Michael B Jordan. The Tune Squad are confused, as Daffy's jaw drops, and he drops the microphone]
C'mon, man. That's Michael B Jordan. The actor.
Michael B Jordan
[waves his hand, Sylvester shakes his head]
I was just gettin' some popcorn and then this cat grabbed me.
We couldn't get Michael A Jordan, so we got Michael B Jordan?!
How could you think he was His Airness? [stretches Sylvester's neck] They wook nothing awike!
It's been 25 years. I thought he aged gracefully.
Michael B Jordan
This is awkward, um, but I believe in you guys, okay? Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Ya hear me?! CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, CAN'T LOSE! SAY IT WITH ME...
Mike. [makes a gesture with his hand as if to say "cut it out"]
Michael B Jordan
Yeah, you got this. [Daffy writes down "Wrong Jordan!! Trade Sylvester" on his clipboard] I'm-I'm too much. You're right. I'm sorry. [walks out of the room] I'm-I'mma go back to my seat. You came back 3-1.
Well...
Michael B Jordan
You killed it. You can do it again! [Wile E Coyote shrugs]
Right.
Ugh, well, that was a bust. [throws away the clipboard] Anyone else got any bright ideas?
Come on! Get it together, guys! The Tune Squad doesn't give up at halftime! The Tune Squad doesn't give up ever!
We're down a thousand points. No time is comin' back from this.
Well, why don't you try coachin' us better, bucko?!
I've been coachin' y'all this whole time. Sylvester over here gettin' the wrong MJ, Granny's out here havin' a martini at halftime, and Taz might as well be playin' for the other team!
Your son plays for the other team!
Yeah! You're a bad dad!
I'm a bad dad? I've been tryin' to save my son and coach y'all at the same time. What y'all doin'?
We've been trying!
Tryin' to do what?!
Trying to be like you.
[LeBron realizes how he was acting]
'Cuz you're not me. [looks down at his shows signed by his children] "You never let me just... do me." Okay, I got it. New game plan. [pulls down a whiteboard] Bugs? [hands Bugs the marker] Time to do what you guys do best.
[Bugs looks at the marker and glances at LeBron, who smiles at him; he then looks at the other Tune Squad members]
Ya know somethin'? If we're goin' out, we're goin' out Looney! Let's go, team! All Tuney, big moony, full Looney!
[the Tune Squad all cheer]
Dad, what are you doing? We're in the middle of a game.
Hey, what's going on?
I don't know.
Dad...
Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would’ve known that if I would’ve listened more. I'm sorry I didn’t. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I’m still learning how. You’re teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m saying this right. [throw the ball bounces off]
Sounds right to me. [Kamiyah loving look then he hugs his dad] I love you, Dad.
I love you too, son.
Granny Let's go!
Whoo!
I think I'm gonna cry.
Not me. [wailing]
Bugs, pull it together.
Dom! Dom!
[offscreen]
Are you serious? [Dom looks at him walks up holding the ball and turns rounds to the crowd cheering audience] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [crowd quiets and looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?
[LeBron started to storm over to Al-G but Dom stopped him]
I got this, Dad. [walks over towards to confronts Al-G]
[being serious]
Yeah. I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I’m not about that, Al-G. I’m playing with my dad.
[anger]
First of all, it’s Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you’re not. You’re playing against your dad. [point to Dom's jersey] See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can’t… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye and flew away] There’s no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs] Ohhhh, [Dom walk backs away and joined the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!
Great spot for you right here, kid.
We got ’em now!
Bienvenido, señorito! Somebody get him a new jersey.
Welcome to the hunt.
Suffering succotash!
Granny [holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7]
I made this for your son, just in case.
Thanks, Granny.
Eh. What’s up, Dom?
Oh, it’s so nice to meet you.
[angrily, offscreen]
Fine! [LeBron, Dom and the Tune Squad turned looks at him standing on the center court] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! [King Kong gasps, then grunts and cross his arms frowns and scowls at him transformed himself into a giant basketball player.]
Did you see that?
Uh-huh.
The man just grew, like, 5 feet.
[distorted evil laugh and transformed into basketball player and wears Goon Squad jersey and the Goons behind him.] [in distorted voice]
Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love.
I don't think so.
Oh, It's on. [fist-bumps LeBron with his ear]
Other characters in Space Jam: A New Legacy
Al-G Rhythm
Don Cheadle
LeBron James
LeBron James
Dominic "Dom" James
Cedric Joe
Tune Squad
Daffy Duck
Eric Bauza
Lola Bunny
Zendaya
Bugs Bunny
Jeff Bergman
Kamiyah James
Sonequa Martin-Green
Sylvester
Jeff Bergman
Elmer Fudd
Eric Bauza
Porky Pig
Eric Bauza
Tweety
Bob Bergen
Arachnneka
Nneka Ogwumike
Darius James
Ceyair J Wright
Ernie Johnson Jr.
Foghorn Leghorn
Eric Bauza
Lil Rel Howery
Speedy Gonzales
Gabriel Iglesias
The Brow
Anthony Davis
White Mamba
Diana Taurasi
Yosemite Sam
Jeff Bergman
Xosha James
Harper Leigh Alexander
The Road Runner
Wile E Coyote
