Al-G Rhythm quotes from Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

View Quote [first words] I've searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I've finally found him, LeBron James.

View Quote [sighs] Pete, he’s a family man, an entrepreneur, a social media superstar with millions of fans worldwide. Algorithmically speaking, he’s more than an athlete. He’s a king.

View Quote I know I’m just an algorithm, Pete. That’s precisely why I need King James.

View Quote I’m stuck inside the Serververse. No one knows who I am or what I do. But that all changes today. Because today, Warner Bros. launches the revolutionary technology that I masterminded. Today, it’s my time to shine.

View Quote Welcome, King James. I am the king of this domain.

View Quote Hello. I'm Al-G Rhythm. And as you might have guessed, I'm an algorithm here at Warner Bros. The studio behind all the classics. But now, it's time for our greatest creation yet, Warner 3000. This will revolutionize the entire entertainment industry, and we want you to be on our team, King James. Now, we know you're busy, but we can make it very easy for you. Because our brand new Warner 3000 technology will scan you right into the movies. Oh, it's like looking into a mirror, huh, LeBron? Think about it, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Batman vs. LeBron. Game of Thrones LeBron of Thrones. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets LeBron and the Chamber of Secrets. The possibilities are endless. You'll be the king of Warner Bros. That's the power of Warner 3000. Say yes, LeBron, and together, we'll make mind-blowing entertainment forever.

View Quote [furiously] AAH!!! WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS, HUH? REJECTING ME?! HUMILIATING ME?! [calms down] Okay. Alright. I tried bein' a team player, but those days are over. I'm done playin' by everybody else's rules. It is MY game now!

View Quote This is the Warner Bros. Serververse.

View Quote The only way you're getting your son back is if you and I play a little game called basketball.

View Quote Pete, send this clown to the rejects.

View Quote No, Dom. No buts. [in distorted voice] You want your dad to respect you, you beat him in a game of your own creation. Dads don't understand reason, Dom. They understand power. You take the power. You gotta make him respect you. You make him see that you are special.

View Quote Well, if it isn't the old-news Looney Tunes. Looking just as washed up as ever. You know what? I think it's time for an upgrade. [upgrades LeBron and the Looney Tunes into their 3D styles] Oh, they're alive! Alive! Oh, yeah. You're looking sharp, Looney Tunes.

View Quote Let's get some butts in these seats!

View Quote It's game time!

View Quote Introducing the Goon Squad!

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne! So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! How 'bout that, huh? Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you? Oh, boy. Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!

View Quote Oh, no! Are you kidding me? Road Runner Smoke Screen! It's the oldest trick in the book!

View Quote How did I lose control? I didn’t lose control. You lost… You… This one lost… I haven’t lost any…

View Quote Are you serious? Make a call, Pete! Oh, you wanna swallow your whistle? [grabs a chair throws to Pete swallow the whistle] Yeah! How'd that taste? Now call the game!

View Quote What do you mean, “What’s wrong?” They’re catching up. Run Dame Time.

View Quote [as Granny beats Chronos] What in the AARP is going out here?

View Quote Hey, Dom! Are you a Tune or are you a Goon? Tune or Goon? Tune or Goon? Make up your mind. Make up your mind. Let's go. Sit down.

View Quote Everyone happy, huh? Everybody - Everybody having a good time? Yeah? You having a lot of fun out there? 'Cause that's all what matters, right? Is that you're having fun? [yelling] THAT DOES NOT MATTER AT ALL! WHAT MATTERS THAT I WIN THIS [long bleep] GAME!! Oh, and you, Dom! HOW are you losing at your OWN game? [in distorted voice] FOR SERVER'S SAKE, I DIDN'T EVEN THINK THAT WAS POSSIBLE! I expected a LOT more out of you, son! Get your head in the game! I need to WIN!!!

View Quote [in normal voice] Yeah. Maybe your dad was right about you. Letting you be you was a mistake.

View Quote Okay. If everybody would move down, then we could all sit on the bench. Let’s all sit on the bench!

View Quote Are you serious? [holding the ball] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?

View Quote Oh, what? You got something to say?

View Quote First of all, it's Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you're not. You're playing against your dad. See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can't… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye] There's no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs, Dom walk backs away and joining the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!!

View Quote Fine! [standing on the center court seeking revenge on Dom who scolded him join the Tune Squad] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME!!

View Quote Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love.

View Quote That's cute. But I thought I told you. [snaps his fingers, forcing the ball out the net to take points away from the Tune Squad] It's my game now.

View Quote Sic 'em, Goons.

View Quote Incoming! Whoo! I'm a monster! We about to break the internet, baby! It's over!

View Quote Whoa! Where my Goons at? [White Mamba: Right here, Coach.]

View Quote No mercy!

View Quote Yeah, this is fun, huh? We should just do it again and again and again. Just over and over and over for all eternity. How's that sound?

View Quote That's cheating!

View Quote Great. Posterized.

View Quote [last words] Oh, this is not how I wanted to go out!

View Quote Al-G Rhythm: I’ve searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I’ve finally found him, LeBron James.
Pete: [cooing]
Al-G Rhythm: [sighs] Pete, he’s a family man, an entrepreneur, a social media superstar with millions of fans worldwide. Algorithmically speaking, he’s more than an athlete. He’s a king.
Pete: Hmm? [babbles]
Al-G Rhythm: I know I’m just an algorithm, Pete. That’s precisely why I need King James. [Pete nods and he looks towards the view of the Serververse] I’m stuck inside the Serververse. No one knows who I am or what I do. But that all changes today. Because today, Warner Bros. launches the revolutionary technology that I masterminded. Today, it’s my time to shine. Just look at this guy, Pete. [chuckles] Oh, he is the key element to this entire operation.
Pete: [babbles]
Al-G Rhythm: Once I partner with King James and combine his fame with my incredible tech… I will finally get the recognition and respect that I so richly deserve. LeBron James, get ready.

View Quote Al-G Rhythm: [on speakers] Hello, I'm Al-G Rhythm. And as you might have guessed, I'm an algorithm here at Warner Bros. The studio behind all the classics. But now, it's time for our greatest creation yet, Warner 3000. This will revolutionize the entire entertainment industry, and we want you to be on our team, King James. Now, we know you're busy, but we can make it very easy for you. Because our brand new Warner 3000 technology will scan you right into the movies. Oh, it's like looking into a mirror, huh, LeBron? Think about it, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Batman vs. LeBron. Game of Thrones LeBron of Thrones. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets LeBron and the Chamber of Secrets. The possibilities are endless. You'll be the king of Warner Bros. That's the power of Warner 3000. Say yes, LeBron, and together, we'll make mind-blowing entertainment forever.

View Quote Al-G Rhythm: [in distorted voice, furiously] AAH!!! WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS, HUH? REJECTING ME?! HUMILIATING ME?! [calms down] Okay. Alright. I tried bein' a team player, but those days are over. I'm done playin' by everybody else's rules. It is MY game now!
LeBron James: Dom! I’m your father. When I say stop, you stop.
Al-G Rhythm: Right this way, King James.
LeBron James: Dom, do not get in that elevator! Come on, Dom. [enters the elevator and closes the door and the elevator goes down] You know I can't let you back outta camp like that. You made a commitment.
Dom James: You make me hate basketball.
LeBron James: You don't mean that.
Dom James: I do. Everything's always what you want. You never lemme do what I wanna do. You never lemme just...do me! [walks out the elevator]
LeBron James: [confused] "Do me"? You think I got to "do me" when I was 12? [elevator shows Al-G's logo] Ho-hold up. Wrong floor. [walks out the elevator]

View Quote LeBron James: Dom! What’s going on? Are you okay?
Dom James: Yeah, I’m fine. Wow. This must be some kind of immersive tech like holography with haptic technology, or something like VR…
LeBron James: Dude, dude, dude. Just tell me what’s going on.
Dom James: Dad, I think we’re digitized. We’re in the computer!
LeBron James: We’re in the computer?
Dom James: Dad.
LeBron James: You know I’m claustrophobic.
Dom James: Dad, chill out.
LeBron James: How do we get out of here?
Dom James: Dad. Dad.
LeBron James: Where’s the elevators? Hey, Siri, can you let us out of here, please?
Dom James: Siri?
Al-G Rhythm: [in villainous voice] Who goes there? [LeBron and Dom screams] Who dares disturb the great and powerful Al G.? [chuckles] [in normal voice] Look at your faces. You were terrified! [mimics gasp then laughs] Priceless. See? Nothing to be afraid of.
LeBron James: The computer’s Black.
Dom James: I can see that.
Al-G Rhythm: Hello. Hi. Wow. King James. I am a big fan. [chuckles] I just… I don’t know, I thought you’d be taller somehow. Hmm.
Dom James: These graphics are unreal.
Al-G Rhythm: Right?
LeBron James: Dom, don’t touch the silver computer man. What’s going on? And who are you, man?
Al-G Rhythm: Uh… [clears throat] You’re right. Forgive me. Where are my manners? I am King Al G. Rhythm.
LeBron James: Oh, you’re that guy from the video.
Al-G Rhythm: Yes, I am. [chuckles] And this… Ha-ha. Oh, gentlemen, this… this is the Warner Bros. Serververse. Just make you feel all insignificant, don’t it?
LeBron James: [scoffs] Are all computers like this? Dom? Dom?
Al-G Rhythm: Uh-oh.
LeBron James: What’d you do to my son? Where’s Dom?
Al-G Rhythm: Who’s Dom? [chuckles] Dude, chill out. You’re gonna get your son back.
LeBron James: There better not be a “but” at the end of…
Al-G Rhythm: But there’s something you’re gonna do for me first.
LeBron James: Like what?
Al-G Rhythm: You know, you, uh… [scoffs] You really shouldn’t have rejected my ideas back there. That was a mistake. Now, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to help me fulfill my destiny.
LeBron James: Listen, man, if you don’t produce my son in five seconds…
Al-G Rhythm: Eh-eh! Uh-uh. No, no, no. All that pointing and aggression. No, no, no. You’re not running things in here. I am the king of this domain. I’m not your coach. Now, the only way you’re getting your son back is if you and I play a little game called basketball.
LeBron James: [scoffs] You wanna play me in basketball?
Al-G Rhythm: Well, you didn’t wanna be in the movies. You wanted to “focus on your game.” Well, guess what? Now you can focus on this game. You and me, we’re gonna put on a show, baby. We are gonna play a game of basketball in front of the largest captive audience ever. All your followers, they’re all gonna be watching. And when they see the two of us together, I will finally step out of the shadows and into the light. And the entire world is gonna know the name of King Al G. Rhythm. [chuckles then sighs] But you know what, I’m a good sport. Tell you what, if you win, you and your son can skedaddle on out of here.
LeBron James: And what if I lose?
Al-G Rhythm: Yeah. Wrinkle. If you lose… Well, when you lose, you’re just gonna have to stay here in the Serververse with me… [echoing] forever and ever and ever and ever.
Pete: Oh!
Al-G Rhythm: [chuckles] So, you better play like you mean it.
LeBron James: You know, you think this is a game. I’m calling the authorities on you. ‘Cause what you got going on here…
Al-G Rhythm: On this phone?
LeBron James: How’d you do that?
Al-G Rhythm: LeBron, why are you worried about the authorities when you should be out there looking for a team? Pete, send this clown to the rejects.
LeBron James: Wait… [screaming]
Al-G Rhythm: [chuckles] I guess he fell for it.

View Quote Al–G Rhythm: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne!
LeBron James: This dude is a hater.
Granny: Haters gonna hate.
Elmer Fudd: He's a bad guy.
LeBron James: Big time.
Al–G Rhythm: So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! [the crowd complain in shock] How 'bout that, huh?
LeBron James: What?! That wasn't the deal!
Al–G Rhythm: Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you?
Daffy Duck: Well, at least we're good.
Al–G Rhythm: Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!
Elmer Fudd: Oh, no!
Sylvester: Deleted?!
Tweety: That is messed up!
Foghorn Leghorn: That dude is bad.
Granny: Why?
Bugs Bunny: [to Daffy, annoyingly] You just couldn't keep your big beak shut.
Granny: [angrily smacks Daffy in the back of his head] Blabbermouth!
Daffy Duck: I deserve that.
Al-G Rhythm: And now, from the beautiful mind of Dominic James… Introducing… the Goon Squad! [the logo for the Goon Squad pops up] White Mamba!
White Mamba: [slithers] Wassup? [passes the ball to Wet Fire]
Wet Fire: [catches the ball] Wet ball, baby. [jumps and explodes]
Al-G Rhythm: Wet Fire! [Wet Fire passes the ball to Arachnneka] Arachnneka!
Arachnneka: [spins a cobweb surrounding the ball] Queen of the web. [kisses the ball and throws it in the air]
Al-G Rhythm: [the Brow soars and catches the ball and lands] And The Brow!
The Brow: [smacks the ball to the ground] Flyest guy on the Squad.
LeBron James: Dang, what'd they do to my boy, AD?
Al-G Rhythm: And this next young man I'm bringing up… Oh, my goodness. Y'all gonna love him. He puts the "G" in "genius." He's my hero on the ones and zeroes. Mr. Dominic James! [holds note]

View Quote Dom James: Dad, what are you doing? We're in the middle of a game.
Bugs Bunny: Hey, what's going on?
Lola Bunny: I don't know.
Dom James: Dad...
LeBron James: Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would’ve known that if I would’ve listened more. I'm sorry I didn’t. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I’m still learning how. You’re teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m saying this right. [throw the ball bounces off]
Dom James: Sounds right to me. [Kamiyah loving look then he hugs his dad] I love you, Dad.
LeBron James: I love you too, son.
[crowd applauding]
Yosemite Sam: Oh, now, that's beautiful.
Granny: Let's go!
Yosemite Sam: Whoo!
Lola Bunny: I think I'm gonna cry.
Bugs Bunny: Not me. [wailing]
Lola Bunny: Bugs, pull it together.
Kamiyah James: Dom! Dom!
[Both LeBron and Dom turn to their family in the audience]
Dom James: Mom! [Xosha waves] Hey, Xosha!
Al-G Rhythm: [offscreen] Are you serious? [Dom looks at him walks up holding the ball and turns rounds to the crowd cheering audience] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [crowd quiets and looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?
[LeBron started to storm over to Al-G but Dom stopped him]
Dom James: I got this, Dad. [walks over towards to confronts Al-G]
Al-G Rhythm: [in normal voice] Oh, what? You got something to say?
Dom James: [being serious] Yeah. I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I’m not about that, Al-G. I’m playing with my dad.
Al-G Rhythm: [anger] First of all, it’s Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you’re not. You’re playing against your dad. [point to Dom's jersey] See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can’t… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye and flew away] There’s no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs] Ohhhh, [Dom walk backs away and joined the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!
[Dom turns around walks away join Tunes]
Foghorn Leghorn: I say, I say, good to have you, son.
Daffy Duck: Great spot for you right here, kid.
Yosemite Sam: We got ’em now!
Speedy Gonzales: Bienvenido, señorito! Somebody get him a new jersey.
Elmer Fudd: Welcome to the hunt.
Sylvester: Suffering succotash!
Granny: [holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7] I made this for your son, just in case.
LeBron James: Thanks, Granny.
Bugs Bunny: Eh. What’s up, Dom?
Lola Bunny: Oh, it’s so nice to meet you.
[LeBron gives Dom the Tune Squad no. 7 jersey]
LeBron James: Here you go, Dom.
Tweety: [happily] Really glad to have you on the team!
Dom James: [holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7] Thanks, Dad. [LeBron smile grin]
Al-G Rhythm: [angrily, offscreen] Fine! [LeBron, Dom and the Tune Squad turned looks at him standing on the center court] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! [King Kong gasps, then grunts and cross his arms frowns and scowls at him transformed himself into a giant basketball player.]
Lil Rel Howery: Did you see that?
Ernie Johnson Jr.: Uh-huh.
Lil Rel Howery: The man just grew, like, 5 feet.
Al-G Rhythm: [distorted evil laugh and transformed into basketball player and wears Goon Squad jersey and the Goons behind him.] [in distorted voice] Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love.
LeBron James: I don't think so.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, It's on. [fist-bumps LeBron with his ear]

View Quote Al-G Rhythm: That's cute. But I thought I told you...
LeBron James: [to Al-G] What?!
Lola Bunny: Ugh!
Al-G Rhythm: ...it's my game now.

View Quote Al-G Rhythm: Great. Posterized.

View Quote Lil Rel Howery: The Tunes win! The Tunes win! [laughing]
Ernie Johnson Jr.: Unbelievable! Al-G just got turned into a literal poster.
Al-G Rhythm: [last words] Oh, this is not how I wanted to go out!
[Pete shredded him, he is no more]