AG Al–G Rhythm
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne!
LeBron James
This dude is a hater.
Granny
Haters gonna hate.
Elmer Fudd
He's a bad guy.
LeBron James
Big time.
AG Al–G Rhythm
So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! [the crowd complain in shock] How 'bout that, huh?
LeBron James
What?! That wasn't the deal!
AG Al–G Rhythm
Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you?
Daffy Duck
Well, at least we're good.
AG Al–G Rhythm
Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!
Elmer Fudd
Oh, no!
Sylvester
Deleted?!
Tweety
That is messed up!
Foghorn Leghorn
That dude is bad.
Granny
Why?
Bugs Bunny
[to Daffy, annoyingly]
You just couldn't keep your big beak shut.
Granny
[angrily smacks Daffy in the back of his head]
Blabbermouth!
Daffy Duck
I deserve that.
Al-G Rhythm
And now, from the beautiful mind of Dominic James… Introducing… the Goon Squad! [the logo for the Goon Squad pops up] White Mamba!
WM White Mamba
[slithers]
Wassup? [passes the ball to Wet Fire]
WF Wet Fire
[catches the ball]
Wet ball, baby. [jumps and explodes]
Al-G Rhythm
Wet Fire! [Wet Fire passes the ball to Arachnneka] Arachnneka!
Arachnneka
[spins a cobweb surrounding the ball]
Queen of the web. [kisses the ball and throws it in the air]
Al-G Rhythm
[the Brow soars and catches the ball and lands]
And The Brow!
The Brow
[smacks the ball to the ground]
Flyest guy on the Squad.
LeBron James
Dang, what'd they do to my boy, AD?
Al-G Rhythm
And this next young man I'm bringing up… Oh, my goodness. Y'all gonna love him. He puts the "G" in "genius." He's my hero on the ones and zeroes. Mr. Dominic James! [holds note]
Al-G Rhythm
[in distorted voice, furiously]
AAH!!! WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS, HUH? REJECTING ME?! HUMILIATING ME?! [calms down] Okay. Alright. I tried bein' a team player, but those days are over. I'm done playin' by everybody else's rules. It is MY game now!
LeBron James
Dom! I’m your father. When I say stop, you stop.
Al-G Rhythm
Right this way, King James.
LeBron James
Dom, do not get in that elevator! Come on, Dom. [enters the elevator and closes the door and the elevator goes down] You know I can't let you back outta camp like that. You made a commitment.
Dom James
You make me hate basketball.
LeBron James
You don't mean that.
Dom James
I do. Everything's always what you want. You never lemme do what I wanna do. You never lemme just...do me! [walks out the elevator]
LeBron James
[confused]
"Do me"? You think I got to "do me" when I was 12? [elevator shows Al-G's logo] Ho-hold up. Wrong floor. [walks out the elevator]
Al-G Rhythm
[on speakers]
Hello, I'm Al-G Rhythm. And as you might have guessed, I'm an algorithm here at Warner Bros. The studio behind all the classics. But now, it's time for our greatest creation yet, Warner 3000. This will revolutionize the entire entertainment industry, and we want you to be on our team, King James. Now, we know you're busy, but we can make it very easy for you. Because our brand new Warner 3000 technology will scan you right into the movies. Oh, it's like looking into a mirror, huh, LeBron? Think about it, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice Batman vs. LeBron. Game of Thrones LeBron of Thrones. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets LeBron and the Chamber of Secrets. The possibilities are endless. You'll be the king of Warner Bros. That's the power of Warner 3000. Say yes, LeBron, and together, we'll make mind-blowing entertainment forever.
Al-G Rhythm
I’ve searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I’ve finally found him, LeBron James.
Al-G Rhythm
[sighs]
Pete, he’s a family man, an entrepreneur, a social media superstar with millions of fans worldwide. Algorithmically speaking, he’s more than an athlete. He’s a king.
Al-G Rhythm
I know I’m just an algorithm, Pete. That’s precisely why I need King James. [Pete nods and he looks towards the view of the Serververse] I’m stuck inside the Serververse. No one knows who I am or what I do. But that all changes today. Because today, Warner Bros. launches the revolutionary technology that I masterminded. Today, it’s my time to shine. Just look at this guy, Pete. [chuckles] Oh, he is the key element to this entire operation.
Al-G Rhythm
Once I partner with King James and combine his fame with my incredible tech… I will finally get the recognition and respect that I so richly deserve. LeBron James, get ready.
Bugs Bunny
[referring to Al-G Rhythm]
That nefarious nimrod nixed my nearest and dearest from Tune World.
LeBron James
He kicked them out?
Bugs Bunny
Well, not exactly. [fills a mug with carrot juice, flashback begins] He buttered them up, sayin' they were wasting their time, that there was much more to see in the Serververse than old Tune World. [the Looney Tunes except Bugs Bunny, who tries to stop them, get on board a rocket] Made them turn their backs on who they really were. [the rocket launches] They all left! All o' them! [flashback ends, drinks a mug of carrot juice and is also drunk] And I wish them all the best in their new endeavors. [faceplants on a counter]
LeBron James
Ah, man! Sorry, Bugs. That's terrible. Family's everything.
Bugs Bunny
[looks up at the portrait of the Looney Tunes]
Yep. [blinks sadly] Family.
Bugs Bunny
I declare this land for planet Earth. [plants an Earth flag]
MM Marvin the Martian
[a spacecraft lands, multiple doors open up to reveal Marvin the Martian and his pet green dog K9]
Not so fast, furry creature! [they walk down from the spacecraft, he carries a flag past LeBron's legs] Excuse me.
LeBron James
Marvin the Martian? For real?!
MM Marvin the Martian
[plants a Mars flag]
I claim this planet in the Mars!
Bugs Bunny
[gasps]
My goodness. My mistake, partner. I thought this land was in the clear. [winks] Well, we'll just get back in our ship and outta your way.
MM Marvin the Martian
Oh it's quite alright. [Bugs turns him around] Everyone makes mistakes.
Bugs Bunny
[pushing LeBron]
C'mon, let's boogie.
LeBron James
What? We're stealing the ship? I didn't agree to this.
MM Marvin the Martian
My ship! [angrily] Ohh, blasted rabbit! [sets his gun to "anti-gravity" mode and shoots at LeBron]
LeBron James
[floating]
Whoa, whoa! Bugs, help! [Bugs grabs his shoelace] Help! Whoa!
MM Marvin the Martian
Take this, rabbit! [shoots at Bugs Bunny]
Bugs Bunny
[holding a mirror]
Back at ya! [laser reflects, hitting Marvin, causing him to float, turns to LeBron] Ya comin', Doc, or would ya rather hang back with a cranky Martian and his space mutt?
LeBron James
[constantly hit in the head by a roof]
Just watch out for the... Just watch out for the... OW! I just said watch out for... OW! Bugs!
MM Marvin the Martian
[the spacecraft gets off the ground and flies away]
Humph! You have made me very angry. Very angry indeed!
Dom James
Dad, what are you doing? We're in the middle of a game.
Bugs Bunny
Hey, what's going on?
Lola Bunny
I don't know.
Dom James
Dad...
LeBron James
Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would’ve known that if I would’ve listened more. I'm sorry I didn’t. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I’m still learning how. You’re teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m saying this right. [throw the ball bounces off]
Dom James
Sounds right to me. [Kamiyah loving look then he hugs his dad] I love you, Dad.
LeBron James
I love you too, son.
Yosemite Sam
[crowd applauding]
Oh, now, that's beautiful.
Granny
Let's go!
Yosemite Sam
Whoo!
Lola Bunny
I think I'm gonna cry.
Bugs Bunny
Not me. [wailing]
Lola Bunny
Bugs, pull it together.
Kamiyah James
Dom! Dom!
Dom James
[Both LeBron and Dom turn to their family in the audience]
Mom! [Xosha waves] Hey, Xosha!
Al-G Rhythm
[offscreen]
Are you serious? [Dom looks at him walks up holding the ball and turns rounds to the crowd cheering audience] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [crowd quiets and looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?
Dom James
[LeBron started to storm over to Al-G but Dom stopped him]
I got this, Dad. [walks over towards to confronts Al-G]
Al-G Rhythm
[in normal voice]
Oh, what? You got something to say?
Dom James
[being serious]
Yeah. I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I’m not about that, Al-G. I’m playing with my dad.
Al-G Rhythm
[anger]
First of all, it’s Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you’re not. You’re playing against your dad. [point to Dom's jersey] See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can’t… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye and flew away] There’s no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs] Ohhhh, [Dom walk backs away and joined the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!
Foghorn Leghorn
[Dom turns around walks away join Tunes]
I say, I say, good to have you, son.
Daffy Duck
Great spot for you right here, kid.
Yosemite Sam
We got ’em now!
Speedy Gonzales
Bienvenido, señorito! Somebody get him a new jersey.
Elmer Fudd
Welcome to the hunt.
Sylvester
Suffering succotash!
Granny
[holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7]
I made this for your son, just in case.
LeBron James
Thanks, Granny.
Bugs Bunny
Eh. What’s up, Dom?
Lola Bunny
Oh, it’s so nice to meet you.
LeBron James
[LeBron gives Dom the Tune Squad no. 7 jersey]
Here you go, Dom.
Tweety
[happily]
Really glad to have you on the team!
Dom James
[holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7]
Thanks, Dad. [LeBron smile grin]
Al-G Rhythm
[angrily, offscreen]
Fine! [LeBron, Dom and the Tune Squad turned looks at him standing on the center court] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! [King Kong gasps, then grunts and cross his arms frowns and scowls at him transformed himself into a giant basketball player.]
LR Lil Rel Howery
Did you see that?
EJ Ernie Johnson Jr.
Uh-huh.
LR Lil Rel Howery
The man just grew, like, 5 feet.
Al-G Rhythm
[distorted evil laugh and transformed into basketball player and wears Goon Squad jersey and the Goons behind him.] [in distorted voice]
Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love.
LeBron James
I don't think so.
Bugs Bunny
Oh, It's on. [fist-bumps LeBron with his ear]
