LeBron James quotes from Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

View Quote I am a cartoon.

View Quote What in The Matrix hell?

View Quote [as "Michael Jordan" enters the locker room] Come on, man, that is Michael B. Jordan. The actor.

View Quote Aahhh! I am shorter than Kevin Hart!

View Quote Well, Bugs Bunny, I need to assemble an elite team to help crush this Al-G guy. And I need to do it before that game clock runs down.

View Quote I am |Robin?!

View Quote Is that Harry Potter world?

View Quote I have been coaching you all this whole time. Sylvester over here getting the wrong MJ, Granny is out here having a martini on halftime, and Taz might as well be playing for the other team.

View Quote [Sees The Brow from Goon Squad] Dang, what did they do to my boy, AD?

View Quote I like to remind myself who I am playing for. My family. And right now, it's all about Dom.

View Quote [remembering what Dom said to him] "You never let me just… do me."

View Quote Bugs… time to do what you guys do best.

View Quote Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would have known that if I would have listened more. Sorry I did not. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I am still learning how. You are teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I do not even know if I am saying this right.

View Quote [hugs Dom] I love you too, son.

View Quote [facing the enemy] I do not think so.

View Quote [happily; to Bugs, who ended up in the real world] It is good to see you, buddy.

View Quote Tune Squad on three. One, two, three… [all] Tune Squad!

View Quote [last line] What do you mean, “the whole gang”?

View Quote [Later that night, Kamiyah talks with LeBron about Dom.]
Kamiyah James: We talked about you affirming Dom more. Spending some unstructured time with him.
LeBron James: We was just outside. I mean, how much more spontaneous do you want me to be?
Kamiyah James: Babe, I am worried that you are pushing him too hard.
LeBron James: I mean, the kid keep telling me he want the best coaching so he can be the best player on the court.
Kamiyah James: Have you thought about talking to your son about something other than basketball?
LeBron James: Like what?
Kamiyah James: [sighs] Like how Dom built a video game. He’s 12 and he built his own game.
LeBron James: Yeah, I know. I mean, that’s great. I mean, but if I don’t push him, if I don’t stay on him, all the distractions…
Kamiyah James: He doesn’t need a coach. He needs his dad.

View Quote Al-G Rhythm: [in distorted voice, furiously] AAH!!! WHO DOES THIS GUY THINK HE IS, HUH? REJECTING ME?! HUMILIATING ME?! [calms down] Okay. Alright. I tried bein' a team player, but those days are over. I'm done playin' by everybody else's rules. It is MY game now!
LeBron James: Dom! I’m your father. When I say stop, you stop.
Al-G Rhythm: Right this way, King James.
LeBron James: Dom, do not get in that elevator! Come on, Dom. [enters the elevator and closes the door and the elevator goes down] You know I can't let you back outta camp like that. You made a commitment.
Dom James: You make me hate basketball.
LeBron James: You don't mean that.
Dom James: I do. Everything's always what you want. You never lemme do what I wanna do. You never lemme just...do me! [walks out the elevator]
LeBron James: [confused] "Do me"? You think I got to "do me" when I was 12? [elevator shows Al-G's logo] Ho-hold up. Wrong floor. [walks out the elevator]

View Quote LeBron James: Dom! What’s going on? Are you okay?
Dom James: Yeah, I’m fine. Wow. This must be some kind of immersive tech like holography with haptic technology, or something like VR…
LeBron James: Dude, dude, dude. Just tell me what’s going on.
Dom James: Dad, I think we’re digitized. We’re in the computer!
LeBron James: We’re in the computer?
Dom James: Dad.
LeBron James: You know I’m claustrophobic.
Dom James: Dad, chill out.
LeBron James: How do we get out of here?
Dom James: Dad. Dad.
LeBron James: Where’s the elevators? Hey, Siri, can you let us out of here, please?
Dom James: Siri?
Al-G Rhythm: [in villainous voice] Who goes there? [LeBron and Dom screams] Who dares disturb the great and powerful Al G.? [chuckles] [in normal voice] Look at your faces. You were terrified! [mimics gasp then laughs] Priceless. See? Nothing to be afraid of.
LeBron James: The computer’s Black.
Dom James: I can see that.
Al-G Rhythm: Hello. Hi. Wow. King James. I am a big fan. [chuckles] I just… I don’t know, I thought you’d be taller somehow. Hmm.
Dom James: These graphics are unreal.
Al-G Rhythm: Right?
LeBron James: Dom, don’t touch the silver computer man. What’s going on? And who are you, man?
Al-G Rhythm: Uh… [clears throat] You’re right. Forgive me. Where are my manners? I am King Al G. Rhythm.
LeBron James: Oh, you’re that guy from the video.
Al-G Rhythm: Yes, I am. [chuckles] And this… Ha-ha. Oh, gentlemen, this… this is the Warner Bros. Serververse. Just make you feel all insignificant, don’t it?
LeBron James: [scoffs] Are all computers like this? Dom? Dom?
Al-G Rhythm: Uh-oh.
LeBron James: What’d you do to my son? Where’s Dom?
Al-G Rhythm: Who’s Dom? [chuckles] Dude, chill out. You’re gonna get your son back.
LeBron James: There better not be a “but” at the end of…
Al-G Rhythm: But there’s something you’re gonna do for me first.
LeBron James: Like what?
Al-G Rhythm: You know, you, uh… [scoffs] You really shouldn’t have rejected my ideas back there. That was a mistake. Now, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to help me fulfill my destiny.
LeBron James: Listen, man, if you don’t produce my son in five seconds…
Al-G Rhythm: Eh-eh! Uh-uh. No, no, no. All that pointing and aggression. No, no, no. You’re not running things in here. I am the king of this domain. I’m not your coach. Now, the only way you’re getting your son back is if you and I play a little game called basketball.
LeBron James: [scoffs] You wanna play me in basketball?
Al-G Rhythm: Well, you didn’t wanna be in the movies. You wanted to “focus on your game.” Well, guess what? Now you can focus on this game. You and me, we’re gonna put on a show, baby. We are gonna play a game of basketball in front of the largest captive audience ever. All your followers, they’re all gonna be watching. And when they see the two of us together, I will finally step out of the shadows and into the light. And the entire world is gonna know the name of King Al G. Rhythm. [chuckles then sighs] But you know what, I’m a good sport. Tell you what, if you win, you and your son can skedaddle on out of here.
LeBron James: And what if I lose?
Al-G Rhythm: Yeah. Wrinkle. If you lose… Well, when you lose, you’re just gonna have to stay here in the Serververse with me… [echoing] forever and ever and ever and ever.
Pete: Oh!
Al-G Rhythm: [chuckles] So, you better play like you mean it.
LeBron James: You know, you think this is a game. I’m calling the authorities on you. ‘Cause what you got going on here…
Al-G Rhythm: On this phone?
LeBron James: How’d you do that?
Al-G Rhythm: LeBron, why are you worried about the authorities when you should be out there looking for a team? Pete, send this clown to the rejects.
LeBron James: Wait… [screaming]
Al-G Rhythm: [chuckles] I guess he fell for it.

View Quote Bugs Bunny: [referring to Al-G Rhythm] That nefarious nimrod nixed my nearest and dearest from Tune World.
LeBron James: He kicked them out?
Bugs Bunny: Well, not exactly. [fills a mug with carrot juice, flashback begins] He buttered them up, sayin' they were wasting their time, that there was much more to see in the Serververse than old Tune World. [the Looney Tunes except Bugs Bunny, who tries to stop them, get on board a rocket] Made them turn their backs on who they really were. [the rocket launches] They all left! All o' them! [flashback ends, drinks a mug of carrot juice and is also drunk] And I wish them all the best in their new endeavors. [faceplants on a counter]
LeBron James: Ah, man! Sorry, Bugs. That's terrible. Family's everything.
Bugs Bunny: [looks up at the portrait of the Looney Tunes] Yep. [blinks sadly] Family.

View Quote Bugs Bunny: I declare this land for planet Earth. [plants an Earth flag]
[a spacecraft lands, multiple doors open up to reveal Marvin the Martian and his pet green dog K9]
Marvin the Martian: Not so fast, furry creature! [they walk down from the spacecraft, he carries a flag past LeBron's legs] Excuse me.
LeBron James: Marvin the Martian? For real?!
Marvin the Martian: [plants a Mars flag] I claim this planet in the Mars!
Bugs Bunny: [gasps] My goodness. My mistake, partner. I thought this land was in the clear. [winks] Well, we'll just get back in our ship and outta your way.
Marvin the Martian: Oh it's quite alright. [Bugs turns him around] Everyone makes mistakes.
Bugs Bunny: [pushing LeBron] C'mon, let's boogie.
LeBron James: What? We're stealing the ship? I didn't agree to this.
Marvin the Martian: My ship! [angrily] Ohh, blasted rabbit! [sets his gun to "anti-gravity" mode and shoots at LeBron]
LeBron James: [floating] Whoa, whoa! Bugs, help! [Bugs grabs his shoelace] Help! Whoa!
Marvin the Martian: Take this, rabbit! [shoots at Bugs Bunny]
Bugs Bunny: [holding a mirror] Back at ya! [laser reflects, hitting Marvin, causing him to float, turns to LeBron] Ya comin', Doc, or would ya rather hang back with a cranky Martian and his space mutt?
LeBron James: [constantly hit in the head by a roof] Just watch out for the... Just watch out for the... OW! I just said watch out for... OW! Bugs!
[the spacecraft gets off the ground and flies away]
Marvin the Martian: Humph! You have made me very angry. Very angry indeed!

View Quote Daffy Duck: You know what we're missing?
LeBron James: Everything. We're missing EVERYTHING.
Bugs Bunny: Some veteran leadership?
Daffy Duck: You read my mind.

View Quote LeBron James: Ball. [basketball dispenser shoots a basketball, he catches it in his hands] I need us to focus so we can beat this Al-G guy and I can get my son back.
Daffy Duck: [steps up] I'm coach. I'll take it from here. The dictionary defines basketball [Bugs Bunny shrinks him] as a game played between 2 teams of 5.
Bugs Bunny: Eh, look here, Cleveland, we got a certain way of doing things around here.
LeBron James: Let's start with the basics. Lola, show 'em how we do it.
Daffy Duck: [walks away] You're despicable.
Lola Bunny: [dribbles and hoops the ball] Simplest shot in the game. [the Tune Squad are amazed]
Sylvester: Suffering succotash.
Porky Pig: Oh, wow!
LeBron James: Nice layup. That's fundamental basketball.
Daffy Duck: [normal size] Fundamental basketball. That's what I've been saying. Sam, shoot the ball. [Yosemite Sam literally shoots the ball with his guns and Daffy's beak while the other Tunes run away] Let's try that again, shall we?

View Quote LeBron James: This isn't real basketball.
Bugs Bunny: You're right, but it's fun! You remember fun, don't ya, doc?
Granny: Game, blouses! [drops hoop] What? [LeBron rolls his eyes]

View Quote Lola Bunny: [notices LeBron James signing his shoes] Pre-game ritual?
LeBron James: I like to remind myself who I'm playin' for, my family. And right now, it's all about Dom.
Lola Bunny: We'll get your son back. I promise.

View Quote Al–G Rhythm: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne!
LeBron James: This dude is a hater.
Granny: Haters gonna hate.
Elmer Fudd: He's a bad guy.
LeBron James: Big time.
Al–G Rhythm: So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! [the crowd complain in shock] How 'bout that, huh?
LeBron James: What?! That wasn't the deal!
Al–G Rhythm: Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you?
Daffy Duck: Well, at least we're good.
Al–G Rhythm: Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!
Elmer Fudd: Oh, no!
Sylvester: Deleted?!
Tweety: That is messed up!
Foghorn Leghorn: That dude is bad.
Granny: Why?
Bugs Bunny: [to Daffy, annoyingly] You just couldn't keep your big beak shut.
Granny: [angrily smacks Daffy in the back of his head] Blabbermouth!
Daffy Duck: I deserve that.
Al-G Rhythm: And now, from the beautiful mind of Dominic James… Introducing… the Goon Squad! [the logo for the Goon Squad pops up] White Mamba!
White Mamba: [slithers] Wassup? [passes the ball to Wet Fire]
Wet Fire: [catches the ball] Wet ball, baby. [jumps and explodes]
Al-G Rhythm: Wet Fire! [Wet Fire passes the ball to Arachnneka] Arachnneka!
Arachnneka: [spins a cobweb surrounding the ball] Queen of the web. [kisses the ball and throws it in the air]
Al-G Rhythm: [the Brow soars and catches the ball and lands] And The Brow!
The Brow: [smacks the ball to the ground] Flyest guy on the Squad.
LeBron James: Dang, what'd they do to my boy, AD?
Al-G Rhythm: And this next young man I'm bringing up… Oh, my goodness. Y'all gonna love him. He puts the "G" in "genius." He's my hero on the ones and zeroes. Mr. Dominic James! [holds note]

View Quote The Brow: You goin' down, King James.
Arachnneka: What's good, baby? [kisses]
LeBron James: Hey yo, Brow, I think it's time for your eyebrows to break up with each other.
The Brow: [looks up] Oh?
LeBron James: They ugly. Let it go.
The Brow: What'd he mean? What's wrong with 'em?
White Mamba: [referring to LeBron James] We'll show him who's boss.

View Quote [during halftime, the Tune Squad are recovering from their injuries]
Elmer Fudd: Pwease don't wet us get deweted. Pwease don't wet us get deweted.
Lola Bunny: Come on, guys. Don't give up. There's a whole other half to play.
Speedy Gonzales: Oh, mi cabeza!
Lola Bunny: I'm telling you, we can still win this.
Porky Pig: How? We're g-g-g-g-g-getting deceimated!
Daffy Duck: [with his bill on backwards] We need a boost. A pick-me-up. [fixes his bill] A secret weapon!
Granny: [having a martini] We need a miracle!
[Daffy grabs the martini and splashes it on his face]
Sylvester: I don't know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help. [salutes as the theme song plays]
Bugs Bunny: [stands up] His Airness?!
Daffy Duck: You found him?
Yosemite Sam: Oh, I can feel his power already!
Tweety: [flies by] Ooh! I can hear his shoes!
[a silhouette was walking down and Bugs Bunny's smile grows bigger]
Daffy Duck: At guard, 6'6" from North Carolina, [the Tune Squad cheer] #23, Michael Jorda-eh-uh?
[the silhouette reveals to be Michael B Jordan. The Tune Squad are confused, as Daffy's jaw drops, and he drops the microphone]
LeBron James: C'mon, man. That's Michael B Jordan. The actor.
Michael B Jordan: [waves his hand, Sylvester shakes his head] I was just gettin' some popcorn and then this cat grabbed me.
Daffy Duck: We couldn't get Michael A Jordan, so we got Michael B Jordan?!
Elmer Fudd: How could you think he was His Airness? [stretches Sylvester's neck] They wook nothing awike!
Sylvester: It's been 25 years. I thought he aged gracefully.
Michael B Jordan: This is awkward, um, but I believe in you guys, okay? Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Ya hear me?! CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, CAN'T LOSE! SAY IT WITH ME...
LeBron James: Mike. [makes a gesture with his hand as if to say "cut it out"]
Michael B Jordan: Yeah, you got this. [Daffy writes down "Wrong Jordan!! Trade Sylvester" on his clipboard] I'm-I'm too much. You're right. I'm sorry. [walks out of the room] I'm-I'mma go back to my seat. You came back 3-1.
Sylvester: Well...
Michael B Jordan: You killed it. You can do it again! [Wile E Coyote shrugs]
LeBron James: Right.
Daffy Duck: Ugh, well, that was a bust. [throws away the clipboard] Anyone else got any bright ideas?
Lola Bunny: Come on! Get it together, guys! The Tune Squad doesn't give up at halftime! The Tune Squad doesn't give up ever!
LeBron James: We're down a thousand points. No time is comin' back from this.
Yosemite Sam: Well, why don't you try coachin' us better, bucko?!
LeBron James: I've been coachin' y'all this whole time. Sylvester over here gettin' the wrong MJ, Granny's out here havin' a martini at halftime, and Taz might as well be playin' for the other team!
Daffy Duck: Your son plays for the other team!
Tweety Bird: Yeah! You're a bad dad!
LeBron James: I'm a bad dad? I've been tryin' to save my son and coach y'all at the same time. What y'all doin'?
Lola Bunny: We've been trying!
LeBron James: Tryin' to do what?!
Lola Bunny: Trying to be like you.
[LeBron's eye widen in realization]
Bugs Bunny: And it's not workin'.
[LeBron realizes how he was acting]
LeBron James: 'Cuz you're not me. [looks down at his shows signed by his children] "You never let me just... do me." Okay, I got it. New game plan. [pulls down a whiteboard] Bugs? [hands Bugs the marker] Time to do what you guys do best.
[Bugs looks at the marker and glances at LeBron, who smiles at him; he then looks at the other Tune Squad members]
Bugs Bunny: Ya know somethin'? If we're goin' out, we're goin' out Looney! Let's go, team! All Tuney, big moony, full Looney!
[the Tune Squad all cheer]

View Quote Dom James: Dad, what are you doing? We're in the middle of a game.
Bugs Bunny: Hey, what's going on?
Lola Bunny: I don't know.
Dom James: Dad...
LeBron James: Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would’ve known that if I would’ve listened more. I'm sorry I didn’t. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I’m still learning how. You’re teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m saying this right. [throw the ball bounces off]
Dom James: Sounds right to me. [Kamiyah loving look then he hugs his dad] I love you, Dad.
LeBron James: I love you too, son.
[crowd applauding]
Yosemite Sam: Oh, now, that's beautiful.
Granny: Let's go!
Yosemite Sam: Whoo!
Lola Bunny: I think I'm gonna cry.
Bugs Bunny: Not me. [wailing]
Lola Bunny: Bugs, pull it together.
Kamiyah James: Dom! Dom!
[Both LeBron and Dom turn to their family in the audience]
Dom James: Mom! [Xosha waves] Hey, Xosha!
Al-G Rhythm: [offscreen] Are you serious? [Dom looks at him walks up holding the ball and turns rounds to the crowd cheering audience] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [crowd quiets and looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?
[LeBron started to storm over to Al-G but Dom stopped him]
Dom James: I got this, Dad. [walks over towards to confronts Al-G]
Al-G Rhythm: [in normal voice] Oh, what? You got something to say?
Dom James: [being serious] Yeah. I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I’m not about that, Al-G. I’m playing with my dad.
Al-G Rhythm: [anger] First of all, it’s Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you’re not. You’re playing against your dad. [point to Dom's jersey] See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can’t… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye and flew away] There’s no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs] Ohhhh, [Dom walk backs away and joined the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!
[Dom turns around walks away join Tunes]
Foghorn Leghorn: I say, I say, good to have you, son.
Daffy Duck: Great spot for you right here, kid.
Yosemite Sam: We got ’em now!
Speedy Gonzales: Bienvenido, señorito! Somebody get him a new jersey.
Elmer Fudd: Welcome to the hunt.
Sylvester: Suffering succotash!
Granny: [holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7] I made this for your son, just in case.
LeBron James: Thanks, Granny.
Bugs Bunny: Eh. What’s up, Dom?
Lola Bunny: Oh, it’s so nice to meet you.
[LeBron gives Dom the Tune Squad no. 7 jersey]
LeBron James: Here you go, Dom.
Tweety: [happily] Really glad to have you on the team!
Dom James: [holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7] Thanks, Dad. [LeBron smile grin]
Al-G Rhythm: [angrily, offscreen] Fine! [LeBron, Dom and the Tune Squad turned looks at him standing on the center court] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! [King Kong gasps, then grunts and cross his arms frowns and scowls at him transformed himself into a giant basketball player.]
Lil Rel Howery: Did you see that?
Ernie Johnson Jr.: Uh-huh.
Lil Rel Howery: The man just grew, like, 5 feet.
Al-G Rhythm: [distorted evil laugh and transformed into basketball player and wears Goon Squad jersey and the Goons behind him.] [in distorted voice] Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love.
LeBron James: I don't think so.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, It's on. [fist-bumps LeBron with his ear]

View Quote Al-G Rhythm: That's cute. But I thought I told you...
LeBron James: [to Al-G] What?!
Lola Bunny: Ugh!
Al-G Rhythm: ...it's my game now.

View Quote [Meanwhile, LeBron and his family return to the real world in the server room.]
LeBron James: [offscreen] Son?
Dom James: Dad.
[LeBron and Dom hug each other]
LeBron James: You’re all right, right?
Dom James: I’m good.
LeBron James: You’re sure?
Dom James: I’m good.
LeBron James: All right, let’s go home. Come here, boy.
Xosha James: Daddy!
LeBron James: Baby, hi. Xosha, hey!
Xosha James: Daddy!
LeBron James: Baby!
Dom James: Mom!
LeBron James: Missed y’all so much.
Darius James: Bro, that was amazing.
Kamiyah James: I’m so proud of you!
LeBron James: All my family. My goodness. I love you, guys.
Kamiyah James: We love you, too.
LeBron James: Come on, Malik. Come on in, man.
Malik: [tearfully] You the Bron, man!
LeBron James: It’s a family affair, man. Come on in.
Malik: [sobbing] LeBron! LeBron.
LeBron James: Hey, Malik, you good?
Malik: No. No, man.
LeBron James: You cryin’?
Malik: What?
LeBron James: All right.
Malik: I ain’t crying, bruh.
LeBron James: Okay.

View Quote [One week later]
LeBron James: So, Dom, you ready for basketball camp?
Dom James: Yeah. I’m actually pretty excited.
LeBron James: Yeah? Because I know how much you really wanted…
Dom James: I think I’mma just take a break from video games for now. You know, after we…
LeBron James: Got sucked into one?
Dom James: Yeah.
LeBron James: Really? Because, like… I mean, I feel like I’ve made a mistake. I mean, we can turn around right now if you want to.
Dom James: What are you talking about?
LeBron James: Look. [Dom looks amazed at the sight of the computer coding camp] I mean, I figured it’s about time for you to do you.
Dom James: Thank you, Dad.
LeBron James: You’re welcome. Hey, man, have fun. Yo, Dom. Ball?
Dom James: I think I’mma hold onto it.
[LeBron James watches his son walk off to the camp, when suddenly...]
Bugs Bunny: [offscreen] Aw, [LeBron looks at Bugs appears] that’s so sweet. What’s up, Doc?
LeBron James: [surprised] Bugs! How did you…?
Bugs Bunny: Come on. You didn’t think you’d get rid of me that easily, did you? I told ya, I’m a Tune, Doc! I can survive anything!
LeBron James: It’s good to see you, buddy.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, by the way, you think I could crash at your pad for a few days?
LeBron James: Of course. There’s more than enough room for you.
Bugs Bunny: Great! I’ve never been to Tinseltown. I wanna go on a star tour. I hear they love drinking juice here. Oh, do they make carrot juice?
LeBron James: They juice anything for you here.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, hey, can I stay for Taco Tuesday?
LeBron James: Taco Tuesday! No doubt.
Bugs Bunny: Hope you and Mrs. LeBron got bunk beds ’cause I got some friends who wanna visit.
LeBron James: Hold up, hold up. Bunk beds?
Bugs Bunny: That’s right. I brought the whole gang with me!
LeBron James: What do you mean, “the whole gang”?
Bugs Bunny: You can’t get rid of us now, Doc. We’re family!