LeBron James
Dom! What’s going on? Are you okay?
Dom James
Yeah, I’m fine. Wow. This must be some kind of immersive tech like holography with haptic technology, or something like VR…
LeBron James
Dude, dude, dude. Just tell me what’s going on.
Dom James
Dad, I think we’re digitized. We’re in the computer!
LeBron James
We’re in the computer?
Dom James
Dad.
LeBron James
You know I’m claustrophobic.
Dom James
Dad, chill out.
LeBron James
How do we get out of here?
Dom James
Dad. Dad.
LeBron James
Where’s the elevators? Hey, Siri, can you let us out of here, please?
Dom James
Siri?
Al-G Rhythm
Who goes there? [LeBron and Dom screams] Who dares disturb the great and powerful Al G.? [chuckles] [in normal voice] Look at your faces. You were terrified! [mimics gasp then laughs] Priceless. See? Nothing to be afraid of.
LeBron James
The computer’s Black.
Dom James
I can see that.
Al-G Rhythm
Hello. Hi. Wow. King James. I am a big fan. [chuckles] I just… I don’t know, I thought you’d be taller somehow. Hmm.
Dom James
These graphics are unreal.
Al-G Rhythm
Right?
LeBron James
Dom, don’t touch the silver computer man. What’s going on? And who are you, man?
Al-G Rhythm
Uh… [clears throat] You’re right. Forgive me. Where are my manners? I am King Al G. Rhythm.
LeBron James
Oh, you’re that guy from the video.
Al-G Rhythm
Yes, I am. [chuckles] And this… Ha-ha. Oh, gentlemen, this… this is the Warner Bros. Serververse. Just make you feel all insignificant, don’t it?
LeBron James
Are all computers like this? Dom? Dom?
Al-G Rhythm
Uh-oh.
LeBron James
What’d you do to my son? Where’s Dom?
Al-G Rhythm
Who’s Dom? [chuckles] Dude, chill out. You’re gonna get your son back.
LeBron James
There better not be a “but” at the end of…
Al-G Rhythm
But there’s something you’re gonna do for me first.
LeBron James
Like what?
Al-G Rhythm
You know, you, uh… [scoffs] You really shouldn’t have rejected my ideas back there. That was a mistake. Now, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to help me fulfill my destiny.
LeBron James
Listen, man, if you don’t produce my son in five seconds…
Al-G Rhythm
Eh-eh! Uh-uh. No, no, no. All that pointing and aggression. No, no, no. You’re not running things in here. I am the king of this domain. I’m not your coach. Now, the only way you’re getting your son back is if you and I play a little game called basketball.
LeBron James
You wanna play me in basketball?
Al-G Rhythm
Well, you didn’t wanna be in the movies. You wanted to “focus on your game.” Well, guess what? Now you can focus on this game. You and me, we’re gonna put on a show, baby. We are gonna play a game of basketball in front of the largest captive audience ever. All your followers, they’re all gonna be watching. And when they see the two of us together, I will finally step out of the shadows and into the light. And the entire world is gonna know the name of King Al G. Rhythm. [chuckles then sighs] But you know what, I’m a good sport. Tell you what, if you win, you and your son can skedaddle on out of here.
LeBron James
And what if I lose?
Al-G Rhythm
Yeah. Wrinkle. If you lose… Well, when you lose, you’re just gonna have to stay here in the Serververse with me… [echoing] forever and ever and ever and ever.
Oh!
Al-G Rhythm
So, you better play like you mean it.
LeBron James
You know, you think this is a game. I’m calling the authorities on you. ‘Cause what you got going on here…
Al-G Rhythm
On this phone?
LeBron James
How’d you do that?
Al-G Rhythm
LeBron, why are you worried about the authorities when you should be out there looking for a team? Pete, send this clown to the rejects.
LeBron James
Wait… [screaming]
Al-G Rhythm
I guess he fell for it.
