Ernie Johnson Jr. quotes from Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)

Looks like Wile E's gotten himself mixed up in the machine.

Dom James

Dad, what are you doing? We're in the middle of a game.

Bugs Bunny

Hey, what's going on?

Lola Bunny

I don't know.

Dom James

Dad...

LeBron James

Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would’ve known that if I would’ve listened more. I'm sorry I didn’t. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I’m still learning how. You’re teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m saying this right. [throw the ball bounces off]

Dom James

Sounds right to me. [Kamiyah loving look then he hugs his dad] I love you, Dad.

LeBron James

I love you too, son.

Yosemite Sam

Oh, now, that's beautiful.

Granny

Let's go!

Yosemite Sam

Whoo!

Lola Bunny

I think I'm gonna cry.

Bugs Bunny

Not me. [wailing]

Lola Bunny

Bugs, pull it together.

Kamiyah James

Dom! Dom!

Dom James

Mom! [Xosha waves] Hey, Xosha!

Al-G Rhythm

Are you serious? [Dom looks at him walks up holding the ball and turns rounds to the crowd cheering audience] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [crowd quiets and looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?

Dom James

I got this, Dad. [walks over towards to confronts Al-G]

Al-G Rhythm

Oh, what? You got something to say?

Dom James

Yeah. I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I’m not about that, Al-G. I’m playing with my dad.

Al-G Rhythm

First of all, it’s Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you’re not. You’re playing against your dad. [point to Dom's jersey] See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can’t… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye and flew away] There’s no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs] Ohhhh, [Dom walk backs away and joined the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!

Foghorn Leghorn

I say, I say, good to have you, son.

Daffy Duck

Great spot for you right here, kid.

Yosemite Sam

We got ’em now!

Speedy Gonzales

Bienvenido, señorito! Somebody get him a new jersey.

Elmer Fudd

Welcome to the hunt.

Sylvester

Suffering succotash!

Granny

I made this for your son, just in case.

LeBron James

Thanks, Granny.

Bugs Bunny

Eh. What’s up, Dom?

Lola Bunny

Oh, it’s so nice to meet you.

LeBron James

Here you go, Dom.

Tweety

Really glad to have you on the team!

Dom James

Thanks, Dad. [LeBron smile grin]

Al-G Rhythm

Fine! [LeBron, Dom and the Tune Squad turned looks at him standing on the center court] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! [King Kong gasps, then grunts and cross his arms frowns and scowls at him transformed himself into a giant basketball player.]

Did you see that?

Uh-huh.

The man just grew, like, 5 feet.