AG Al–G Rhythm
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the first and final Serververse Classic! Oh! Let me tell you what. I know that you are all LeBron's biggest fans. And the King has had a great run, hasn't he? But that's over. That's done now. And it is time for a new king to take the throne!
AG Al–G Rhythm
So let's lay down some basic rules. If King James wins, you all get to back to your regular, boring lives. But if my team wins, you all get to stay with me in the Serververse forever! [the crowd complain in shock] How 'bout that, huh?
What?! That wasn't the deal!
AG Al–G Rhythm
Oh, yeah. Didn't see that coming, did you?
Well, at least we're good.
AG Al–G Rhythm
Oh, and I almost forgot, all of the Tunes will be deleted, so, pfft!
Foghorn Leghorn That dude is bad.
[to Daffy, annoyingly]
You just couldn't keep your big beak shut.
[angrily smacks Daffy in the back of his head]
Blabbermouth!
And now, from the beautiful mind of Dominic James… Introducing… the Goon Squad! [the logo for the Goon Squad pops up] White Mamba!
[slithers]
Wassup? [passes the ball to Wet Fire]
WF Wet Fire
[catches the ball]
Wet ball, baby. [jumps and explodes]
Wet Fire! [Wet Fire passes the ball to Arachnneka] Arachnneka!
[spins a cobweb surrounding the ball]
Queen of the web. [kisses the ball and throws it in the air]
[the Brow soars and catches the ball and lands]
And The Brow!
[smacks the ball to the ground]
Flyest guy on the Squad.
Dang, what'd they do to my boy, AD?
And this next young man I'm bringing up… Oh, my goodness. Y'all gonna love him. He puts the "G" in "genius." He's my hero on the ones and zeroes. Mr. Dominic James! [holds note]
Dad, what are you doing? We're in the middle of a game.
Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would’ve known that if I would’ve listened more. I'm sorry I didn’t. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I’m still learning how. You’re teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m saying this right. [throw the ball bounces off]
Sounds right to me. [Kamiyah loving look then he hugs his dad] I love you, Dad.
[crowd applauding]
Oh, now, that's beautiful.
[Both LeBron and Dom turn to their family in the audience]
Mom! [Xosha waves] Hey, Xosha!
[offscreen]
Are you serious? [Dom looks at him walks up holding the ball and turns rounds to the crowd cheering audience] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [crowd quiets and looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?
[LeBron started to storm over to Al-G but Dom stopped him]
I got this, Dad. [walks over towards to confronts Al-G]
[in normal voice]
Oh, what? You got something to say?
[being serious]
Yeah. I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I’m not about that, Al-G. I’m playing with my dad.
[anger]
First of all, it’s Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you’re not. You’re playing against your dad. [point to Dom's jersey] See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can’t… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye and flew away] There’s no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs] Ohhhh, [Dom walk backs away and joined the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!
Foghorn Leghorn [Dom turns around walks away join Tunes]
I say, I say, good to have you, son.
Great spot for you right here, kid.
Bienvenido, señorito! Somebody get him a new jersey.
[holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7]
I made this for your son, just in case.
Oh, it’s so nice to meet you.
[LeBron gives Dom the Tune Squad no. 7 jersey]
Here you go, Dom.
[happily]
Really glad to have you on the team!
[holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7]
Thanks, Dad. [LeBron smile grin]
[angrily, offscreen]
Fine! [LeBron, Dom and the Tune Squad turned looks at him standing on the center court] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! [King Kong gasps, then grunts and cross his arms frowns and scowls at him transformed himself into a giant basketball player.]
The man just grew, like, 5 feet.
[distorted evil laugh and transformed into basketball player and wears Goon Squad jersey and the Goons behind him.] [in distorted voice]
Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love.
Oh, It's on. [fist-bumps LeBron with his ear]
