[during halftime, the Tune Squad are recovering from their injuries]
Pwease don't wet us get deweted. Pwease don't wet us get deweted.
Come on, guys. Don't give up. There's a whole other half to play.
Speedy Gonzales Oh, mi cabeza!
I'm telling you, we can still win this.
How? We're g-g-g-g-g-getting deceimated!
[with his bill on backwards]
We need a boost. A pick-me-up. [fixes his bill] A secret weapon!
[having a martini]
We need a miracle!
[Daffy grabs the martini and splashes it on his face]
I don't know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help. [salutes as the theme song plays]
[stands up]
His Airness?!
Oh, I can feel his power already!
[flies by]
Ooh! I can hear his shoes!
[a silhouette was walking down and Bugs Bunny's smile grows bigger]
At guard, 6'6" from North Carolina, [the Tune Squad cheer] #23, Michael Jorda-eh-uh?
[the silhouette reveals to be Michael B Jordan. The Tune Squad are confused, as Daffy's jaw drops, and he drops the microphone]
C'mon, man. That's Michael B Jordan. The actor.
MB Michael B Jordan
[waves his hand, Sylvester shakes his head]
I was just gettin' some popcorn and then this cat grabbed me.
We couldn't get Michael A Jordan, so we got Michael B Jordan?!
How could you think he was His Airness? [stretches Sylvester's neck] They wook nothing awike!
It's been 25 years. I thought he aged gracefully.
MB Michael B Jordan
This is awkward, um, but I believe in you guys, okay? Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Ya hear me?! CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, CAN'T LOSE! SAY IT WITH ME...
Mike. [makes a gesture with his hand as if to say "cut it out"]
MB Michael B Jordan
Yeah, you got this. [Daffy writes down "Wrong Jordan!! Trade Sylvester" on his clipboard] I'm-I'm too much. You're right. I'm sorry. [walks out of the room] I'm-I'mma go back to my seat. You came back 3-1.
MB Michael B Jordan
You killed it. You can do it again! [Wile E Coyote shrugs]
Ugh, well, that was a bust. [throws away the clipboard] Anyone else got any bright ideas?
Come on! Get it together, guys! The Tune Squad doesn't give up at halftime! The Tune Squad doesn't give up ever!
We're down a thousand points. No time is comin' back from this.
Well, why don't you try coachin' us better, bucko?!
I've been coachin' y'all this whole time. Sylvester over here gettin' the wrong MJ, Granny's out here havin' a martini at halftime, and Taz might as well be playin' for the other team!
Your son plays for the other team!
I'm a bad dad? I've been tryin' to save my son and coach y'all at the same time. What y'all doin'?
[LeBron's eye widen in realization]
And it's not workin'.
[LeBron realizes how he was acting]
'Cuz you're not me. [looks down at his shows signed by his children] "You never let me just... do me." Okay, I got it. New game plan. [pulls down a whiteboard] Bugs? [hands Bugs the marker] Time to do what you guys do best.
[Bugs looks at the marker and glances at LeBron, who smiles at him; he then looks at the other Tune Squad members]
Ya know somethin'? If we're goin' out, we're goin' out Looney! Let's go, team! All Tuney, big moony, full Looney!
[the Tune Squad all cheer]
Dad, what are you doing? We're in the middle of a game.
Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would’ve known that if I would’ve listened more. I'm sorry I didn’t. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I’m still learning how. You’re teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m saying this right. [throw the ball bounces off]
Sounds right to me. [Kamiyah loving look then he hugs his dad] I love you, Dad.
[crowd applauding]
Oh, now, that's beautiful.
[Both LeBron and Dom turn to their family in the audience]
Mom! [Xosha waves] Hey, Xosha!
[offscreen]
Are you serious? [Dom looks at him walks up holding the ball and turns rounds to the crowd cheering audience] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [crowd quiets and looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?
[LeBron started to storm over to Al-G but Dom stopped him]
I got this, Dad. [walks over towards to confronts Al-G]
[in normal voice]
Oh, what? You got something to say?
[being serious]
Yeah. I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I’m not about that, Al-G. I’m playing with my dad.
[anger]
First of all, it’s Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you’re not. You’re playing against your dad. [point to Dom's jersey] See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can’t… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye and flew away] There’s no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs] Ohhhh, [Dom walk backs away and joined the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!
[Dom turns around walks away join Tunes]
I say, I say, good to have you, son.
Great spot for you right here, kid.
Speedy Gonzales Bienvenido, señorito! Somebody get him a new jersey.
[holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7]
I made this for your son, just in case.
Oh, it’s so nice to meet you.
[LeBron gives Dom the Tune Squad no. 7 jersey]
Here you go, Dom.
[happily]
Really glad to have you on the team!
[holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7]
Thanks, Dad. [LeBron smile grin]
[angrily, offscreen]
Fine! [LeBron, Dom and the Tune Squad turned looks at him standing on the center court] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! [King Kong gasps, then grunts and cross his arms frowns and scowls at him transformed himself into a giant basketball player.]
The man just grew, like, 5 feet.
[distorted evil laugh and transformed into basketball player and wears Goon Squad jersey and the Goons behind him.] [in distorted voice]
Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love.
Oh, It's on. [fist-bumps LeBron with his ear]
