Gabriel Iglesias movie quotes

View Quote That is a good one, Rip.

View Quote Yeah, man! This is going to be fun!

View Quote Well, first place is for losers.

View Quote [growls] We should've eaten him the first time we met him.

View Quote [sighs] We're bad dogs.

View Quote [to Abby] Nice story, rat! Here's how it ends! [puts Abby in his mouth] The end.

View Quote I love cake!

View Quote It gives me the happies!

View Quote Una: Wait, wait. Hold on. You're not like the other meatheads, are you?
Dos: Don't be fooled, sister! Where do you think the word bully comes from, hm? It ain’t from chickens!
Una: No, no. Look at him! He’s soft and sweet.
Cuatro: Like butter.
Ferdinand: Thanks. I think.
Una: Let’s start over. I'm Una.
Dos: I'm Dos.
Cuatro: And I'm Cuatro!
Ferdinand: What happened to Tres?
[Una, Dos, and Cuatro cross themselves]
Una: We do not speak of Tres.
Ferdinand: Oh. Sorry.

View Quote [slow-motion] Arriba!!! Arri-- Mi sombrero! Epa, epa, epa! Neo am not got nothing on me, bro!

View Quote [during halftime, the Tune Squad are recovering from their injuries]
Elmer Fudd: Pwease don't wet us get deweted. Pwease don't wet us get deweted.
Lola Bunny: Come on, guys. Don't give up. There's a whole other half to play.
Speedy Gonzales: Oh, mi cabeza!
Lola Bunny: I'm telling you, we can still win this.
Porky Pig: How? We're g-g-g-g-g-getting deceimated!
Daffy Duck: [with his bill on backwards] We need a boost. A pick-me-up. [fixes his bill] A secret weapon!
Granny: [having a martini] We need a miracle!
[Daffy grabs the martini and splashes it on his face]
Sylvester: I don't know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help. [salutes as the theme song plays]
Bugs Bunny: [stands up] His Airness?!
Daffy Duck: You found him?
Yosemite Sam: Oh, I can feel his power already!
Tweety: [flies by] Ooh! I can hear his shoes!
[a silhouette was walking down and Bugs Bunny's smile grows bigger]
Daffy Duck: At guard, 6'6" from North Carolina, [the Tune Squad cheer] #23, Michael Jorda-eh-uh?
[the silhouette reveals to be Michael B Jordan. The Tune Squad are confused, as Daffy's jaw drops, and he drops the microphone]
LeBron James: C'mon, man. That's Michael B Jordan. The actor.
Michael B Jordan: [waves his hand, Sylvester shakes his head] I was just gettin' some popcorn and then this cat grabbed me.
Daffy Duck: We couldn't get Michael A Jordan, so we got Michael B Jordan?!
Elmer Fudd: How could you think he was His Airness? [stretches Sylvester's neck] They wook nothing awike!
Sylvester: It's been 25 years. I thought he aged gracefully.
Michael B Jordan: This is awkward, um, but I believe in you guys, okay? Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Ya hear me?! CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, CAN'T LOSE! SAY IT WITH ME...
LeBron James: Mike. [makes a gesture with his hand as if to say "cut it out"]
Michael B Jordan: Yeah, you got this. [Daffy writes down "Wrong Jordan!! Trade Sylvester" on his clipboard] I'm-I'm too much. You're right. I'm sorry. [walks out of the room] I'm-I'mma go back to my seat. You came back 3-1.
Sylvester: Well...
Michael B Jordan: You killed it. You can do it again! [Wile E Coyote shrugs]
LeBron James: Right.
Daffy Duck: Ugh, well, that was a bust. [throws away the clipboard] Anyone else got any bright ideas?
Lola Bunny: Come on! Get it together, guys! The Tune Squad doesn't give up at halftime! The Tune Squad doesn't give up ever!
LeBron James: We're down a thousand points. No time is comin' back from this.
Yosemite Sam: Well, why don't you try coachin' us better, bucko?!
LeBron James: I've been coachin' y'all this whole time. Sylvester over here gettin' the wrong MJ, Granny's out here havin' a martini at halftime, and Taz might as well be playin' for the other team!
Daffy Duck: Your son plays for the other team!
Tweety Bird: Yeah! You're a bad dad!
LeBron James: I'm a bad dad? I've been tryin' to save my son and coach y'all at the same time. What y'all doin'?
Lola Bunny: We've been trying!
LeBron James: Tryin' to do what?!
Lola Bunny: Trying to be like you.
[LeBron's eye widen in realization]
Bugs Bunny: And it's not workin'.
[LeBron realizes how he was acting]
LeBron James: 'Cuz you're not me. [looks down at his shows signed by his children] "You never let me just... do me." Okay, I got it. New game plan. [pulls down a whiteboard] Bugs? [hands Bugs the marker] Time to do what you guys do best.
[Bugs looks at the marker and glances at LeBron, who smiles at him; he then looks at the other Tune Squad members]
Bugs Bunny: Ya know somethin'? If we're goin' out, we're goin' out Looney! Let's go, team! All Tuney, big moony, full Looney!
[the Tune Squad all cheer]

View Quote Dom James: Dad, what are you doing? We're in the middle of a game.
Bugs Bunny: Hey, what's going on?
Lola Bunny: I don't know.
Dom James: Dad...
LeBron James: Dom, your game is amazing, son. But I guess I would’ve known that if I would’ve listened more. I'm sorry I didn’t. For me, when I was a kid, the things that I went through to get where I am now, I had to be a certain way. [sighs] Yeah, it helped me win games, but not so much being a dad. I’m still learning how. You’re teaching me. I want you to be yourself. Do you understand how much I love you? Do you understand how important you are to me? How very special you are? I mean, I don’t even know if I’m saying this right. [throw the ball bounces off]
Dom James: Sounds right to me. [Kamiyah loving look then he hugs his dad] I love you, Dad.
LeBron James: I love you too, son.
[crowd applauding]
Yosemite Sam: Oh, now, that's beautiful.
Granny: Let's go!
Yosemite Sam: Whoo!
Lola Bunny: I think I'm gonna cry.
Bugs Bunny: Not me. [wailing]
Lola Bunny: Bugs, pull it together.
Kamiyah James: Dom! Dom!
[Both LeBron and Dom turn to their family in the audience]
Dom James: Mom! [Xosha waves] Hey, Xosha!
Al-G Rhythm: [offscreen] Are you serious? [Dom looks at him walks up holding the ball and turns rounds to the crowd cheering audience] [in distorted voice] ZIP IT! [crowd quiets and looks at LeBron and Dom] You two are a joke, you know that?
[LeBron started to storm over to Al-G but Dom stopped him]
Dom James: I got this, Dad. [walks over towards to confronts Al-G]
Al-G Rhythm: [in normal voice] Oh, what? You got something to say?
Dom James: [being serious] Yeah. I think you want people to fear you more than anything. And I’m not about that, Al-G. I’m playing with my dad.
Al-G Rhythm: [anger] First of all, it’s Mr. Rhythm to you, you little traitor. Second of all, you’re not. You’re playing against your dad. [point to Dom's jersey] See what this says? “Goon Squad.” You already made your choice, Dom. Right, Pete? He can’t… [see Pete whimpering] Pete, are you crying? [Pete wipe the tear in his eye and flew away] There’s no crying in the Serververse, Pete! [scoffs] Ohhhh, [Dom walk backs away and joined the Tune Squad] All right. Yeah, all right. I see how it is, Dom. [in distorted voice] I see how it is. I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!
[Dom turns around walks away join Tunes]
Foghorn Leghorn: I say, I say, good to have you, son.
Daffy Duck: Great spot for you right here, kid.
Yosemite Sam: We got ’em now!
Speedy Gonzales: Bienvenido, señorito! Somebody get him a new jersey.
Elmer Fudd: Welcome to the hunt.
Sylvester: Suffering succotash!
Granny: [holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7] I made this for your son, just in case.
LeBron James: Thanks, Granny.
Bugs Bunny: Eh. What’s up, Dom?
Lola Bunny: Oh, it’s so nice to meet you.
[LeBron gives Dom the Tune Squad no. 7 jersey]
LeBron James: Here you go, Dom.
Tweety: [happily] Really glad to have you on the team!
Dom James: [holds a Tune Squad jersey no. 7] Thanks, Dad. [LeBron smile grin]
Al-G Rhythm: [angrily, offscreen] Fine! [LeBron, Dom and the Tune Squad turned looks at him standing on the center court] You want to join these losers? You go ahead, Dom. 'Cause it's not your game anymore, [in distorted voice] I am the game! KING KONG AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON ME! [King Kong gasps, then grunts and cross his arms frowns and scowls at him transformed himself into a giant basketball player.]
Lil Rel Howery: Did you see that?
Ernie Johnson Jr.: Uh-huh.
Lil Rel Howery: The man just grew, like, 5 feet.
Al-G Rhythm: [distorted evil laugh and transformed into basketball player and wears Goon Squad jersey and the Goons behind him.] [in distorted voice] Yo, King! You're about to lose your family, your friends, those Tunes, and everything you love.
LeBron James: I don't think so.
Bugs Bunny: Oh, It's on. [fist-bumps LeBron with his ear]