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[during halftime, the Tune Squad are recovering from their injuries]
Elmer Fudd: Pwease don't wet us get deweted. Pwease don't wet us get deweted.
Lola Bunny: Come on, guys. Don't give up. There's a whole other half to play.
Speedy Gonzales: Oh, mi cabeza!
Lola Bunny: I'm telling you, we can still win this.
Porky Pig: How? We're g-g-g-g-g-getting deceimated!
Daffy Duck: [with his bill on backwards] We need a boost. A pick-me-up. [fixes his bill] A secret weapon!
Granny: [having a martini] We need a miracle!
[Daffy grabs the martini and splashes it on his face]
Sylvester: I don't know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help. [salutes as the theme song plays]
Bugs Bunny: [stands up] His Airness?!
Daffy Duck: You found him?
Yosemite Sam: Oh, I can feel his power already!
Tweety: [flies by] Ooh! I can hear his shoes!
[a silhouette was walking down and Bugs Bunny's smile grows bigger]
Daffy Duck: At guard, 6'6" from North Carolina, [the Tune Squad cheer] #23, Michael Jorda-eh-uh?
[the silhouette reveals to be Michael B Jordan. The Tune Squad are confused, as Daffy's jaw drops, and he drops the microphone]
LeBron James: C'mon, man. That's Michael B Jordan. The actor.
Michael B Jordan: [waves his hand, Sylvester shakes his head] I was just gettin' some popcorn and then this cat grabbed me.
Daffy Duck: We couldn't get Michael A Jordan, so we got Michael B Jordan?!
Elmer Fudd: How could you think he was His Airness? [stretches Sylvester's neck] They wook nothing awike!
Sylvester: It's been 25 years. I thought he aged gracefully.
Michael B Jordan: This is awkward, um, but I believe in you guys, okay? Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Ya hear me?! CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, CAN'T LOSE! SAY IT WITH ME...
LeBron James: Mike. [makes a gesture with his hand as if to say "cut it out"]
Michael B Jordan: Yeah, you got this. [Daffy writes down "Wrong Jordan!! Trade Sylvester" on his clipboard] I'm-I'm too much. You're right. I'm sorry. [walks out of the room] I'm-I'mma go back to my seat. You came back 3-1.
Sylvester: Well...
Michael B Jordan: You killed it. You can do it again! [Wile E Coyote shrugs]
LeBron James: Right.
Daffy Duck: Ugh, well, that was a bust. [throws away the clipboard] Anyone else got any bright ideas?
Lola Bunny: Come on! Get it together, guys! The Tune Squad doesn't give up at halftime! The Tune Squad doesn't give up ever!
LeBron James: We're down a thousand points. No time is comin' back from this.
Yosemite Sam: Well, why don't you try coachin' us better, bucko?!
LeBron James: I've been coachin' y'all this whole time. Sylvester over here gettin' the wrong MJ, Granny's out here havin' a martini at halftime, and Taz might as well be playin' for the other team!
Daffy Duck: Your son plays for the other team!
Tweety Bird: Yeah! You're a bad dad!
LeBron James: I'm a bad dad? I've been tryin' to save my son and coach y'all at the same time. What y'all doin'?
Lola Bunny: We've been trying!
LeBron James: Tryin' to do what?!
Lola Bunny: Trying to be like you.
[LeBron's eye widen in realization]
Bugs Bunny: And it's not workin'.
[LeBron realizes how he was acting]
LeBron James: 'Cuz you're not me. [looks down at his shows signed by his children] "You never let me just... do me." Okay, I got it. New game plan. [pulls down a whiteboard] Bugs? [hands Bugs the marker] Time to do what you guys do best.
[Bugs looks at the marker and glances at LeBron, who smiles at him; he then looks at the other Tune Squad members]
Bugs Bunny: Ya know somethin'? If we're goin' out, we're goin' out Looney! Let's go, team! All Tuney, big moony, full Looney!
[the Tune Squad all cheer]
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