I’ve searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I’ve finally found him, LeBron James.
Pete, he’s a family man, an entrepreneur, a social media superstar with millions of fans worldwide. Algorithmically speaking, he’s more than an athlete. He’s a king.
Hmm? [babbles]
I know I’m just an algorithm, Pete. That’s precisely why I need King James. [Pete nods and he looks towards the view of the Serververse] I’m stuck inside the Serververse. No one knows who I am or what I do. But that all changes today. Because today, Warner Bros. launches the revolutionary technology that I masterminded. Today, it’s my time to shine. Just look at this guy, Pete. [chuckles] Oh, he is the key element to this entire operation.
Once I partner with King James and combine his fame with my incredible tech… I will finally get the recognition and respect that I so richly deserve. LeBron James, get ready.
