Space Jam: A New Legacy 2021 quotes, page 3

167 quotes · 25 characters
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) poster
Characters
Al-G Rhythm Don Cheadle · 48 quotes
LeBron James LeBron James · 34 quotes
Dominic "Dom" James Cedric Joe · 21 quotes
Tune Squad 15 quotes
Daffy Duck Eric Bauza · 14 quotes
Lola Bunny Zendaya · 12 quotes
Bugs Bunny Jeff Bergman · 10 quotes
Granny Candi Milo · 9 quotes
Kamiyah James Sonequa Martin-Green · 8 quotes
Sylvester Jeff Bergman · 5 quotes
Elmer Fudd Eric Bauza · 4 quotes
Porky Pig Eric Bauza · 4 quotes
Tweety Bob Bergen · 4 quotes
Arachnneka Nneka Ogwumike · 3 quotes
Darius James Ceyair J Wright · 3 quotes
Foghorn Leghorn Eric Bauza · 3 quotes
Lil Rel Howery 3 quotes
The Brow Anthony Davis · 3 quotes
White Mamba Diana Taurasi · 3 quotes
Yosemite Sam Jeff Bergman · 3 quotes
Xosha James Harper Leigh Alexander · 2 quotes
Wile E Coyote 1 quote

Most scenes together: LeBron James & Bugs Bunny (9), LeBron James & Al-G Rhythm (5), LeBron James & Daffy Duck (5)

Space Jam: A New Legacy quotes

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[during halftime, the Tune Squad are recovering from their injuries]

Pwease don't wet us get deweted. Pwease don't wet us get deweted.

Come on, guys. Don't give up. There's a whole other half to play.

Oh, mi cabeza!

I'm telling you, we can still win this.

How? We're g-g-g-g-g-getting deceimated!

[with his bill on backwards]

We need a boost. A pick-me-up. [fixes his bill] A secret weapon!

[having a martini]

We need a miracle!

[Daffy grabs the martini and splashes it on his face]

I don't know if this counts as a miracle, but I found Michael Jordan! He was in the audience. I know he can help. [salutes as the theme song plays]

[stands up]

His Airness?!

You found him?

Oh, I can feel his power already!

[flies by]

Ooh! I can hear his shoes!

[a silhouette was walking down and Bugs Bunny's smile grows bigger]

At guard, 6'6" from North Carolina, [the Tune Squad cheer] #23, Michael Jorda-eh-uh?

[the silhouette reveals to be Michael B Jordan. The Tune Squad are confused, as Daffy's jaw drops, and he drops the microphone]

C'mon, man. That's Michael B Jordan. The actor.

Michael B Jordan
[waves his hand, Sylvester shakes his head]

I was just gettin' some popcorn and then this cat grabbed me.

We couldn't get Michael A Jordan, so we got Michael B Jordan?!

How could you think he was His Airness? [stretches Sylvester's neck] They wook nothing awike!

It's been 25 years. I thought he aged gracefully.

Michael B Jordan

This is awkward, um, but I believe in you guys, okay? Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose! Ya hear me?! CLEAR EYES, FULL HEARTS, CAN'T LOSE! SAY IT WITH ME...

Mike. [makes a gesture with his hand as if to say "cut it out"]

Michael B Jordan

Yeah, you got this. [Daffy writes down "Wrong Jordan!! Trade Sylvester" on his clipboard] I'm-I'm too much. You're right. I'm sorry. [walks out of the room] I'm-I'mma go back to my seat. You came back 3-1.

Well...

Michael B Jordan

You killed it. You can do it again! [Wile E Coyote shrugs]

Right.

Ugh, well, that was a bust. [throws away the clipboard] Anyone else got any bright ideas?

Come on! Get it together, guys! The Tune Squad doesn't give up at halftime! The Tune Squad doesn't give up ever!

We're down a thousand points. No time is comin' back from this.

Well, why don't you try coachin' us better, bucko?!

I've been coachin' y'all this whole time. Sylvester over here gettin' the wrong MJ, Granny's out here havin' a martini at halftime, and Taz might as well be playin' for the other team!

Your son plays for the other team!

Yeah! You're a bad dad!

I'm a bad dad? I've been tryin' to save my son and coach y'all at the same time. What y'all doin'?

We've been trying!

Tryin' to do what?!

Trying to be like you.

[LeBron's eye widen in realization]

And it's not workin'.

[LeBron realizes how he was acting]

'Cuz you're not me. [looks down at his shows signed by his children] "You never let me just... do me." Okay, I got it. New game plan. [pulls down a whiteboard] Bugs? [hands Bugs the marker] Time to do what you guys do best.

[Bugs looks at the marker and glances at LeBron, who smiles at him; he then looks at the other Tune Squad members]

Ya know somethin'? If we're goin' out, we're goin' out Looney! Let's go, team! All Tuney, big moony, full Looney!
[the Tune Squad all cheer]

[Later that night, Kamiyah talks with LeBron about Dom.]

We talked about you affirming Dom more. Spending some unstructured time with him.

We was just outside. I mean, how much more spontaneous do you want me to be?

Babe, I am worried that you are pushing him too hard.

I mean, the kid keep telling me he want the best coaching so he can be the best player on the court.

Have you thought about talking to your son about something other than basketball?

Like what?

[sighs]

Like how Dom built a video game. He’s 12 and he built his own game.

Yeah, I know. I mean, that’s great. I mean, but if I don’t push him, if I don’t stay on him, all the distractions…

He doesn’t need a coach. He needs his dad.

[Meanwhile, LeBron and his family return to the real world in the server room.] [offscreen]

Son?

Dad.

[LeBron and Dom hug each other]

You’re all right, right?

I’m good.

You’re sure?

I’m good.

All right, let’s go home. Come here, boy.

Daddy!

Baby, hi. Xosha, hey!

Daddy!

Baby!

Mom!

Missed y’all so much.

Bro, that was amazing.

I’m so proud of you!

All my family. My goodness. I love you, guys.

We love you, too.

Come on, Malik. Come on in, man.

Malik
[tearfully]

You the Bron, man!

It’s a family affair, man. Come on in.

Malik
[sobbing]

LeBron! LeBron.

Hey, Malik, you good?

Malik

No. No, man.

You cryin’?

Malik

What?

All right.

Malik

I ain’t crying, bruh.

Okay.

[One week later]

So, Dom, you ready for basketball camp?

Yeah. I’m actually pretty excited.

Yeah? Because I know how much you really wanted…

I think I’mma just take a break from video games for now. You know, after we…

Got sucked into one?

Yeah.

Really? Because, like… I mean, I feel like I’ve made a mistake. I mean, we can turn around right now if you want to.

What are you talking about?

Look. [Dom looks amazed at the sight of the computer coding camp] I mean, I figured it’s about time for you to do you.

Thank you, Dad.

You’re welcome. Hey, man, have fun. Yo, Dom. Ball?

I think I’mma hold onto it.

[LeBron James watches his son walk off to the camp, when suddenly...] [offscreen]

Aw, [LeBron looks at Bugs appears] that’s so sweet. What’s up, Doc?

[surprised]

Bugs! How did you…?

Come on. You didn’t think you’d get rid of me that easily, did you? I told ya, I’m a Tune, Doc! I can survive anything!

It’s good to see you, buddy.

Oh, by the way, you think I could crash at your pad for a few days?

Of course. There’s more than enough room for you.

Great! I’ve never been to Tinseltown. I wanna go on a star tour. I hear they love drinking juice here. Oh, do they make carrot juice?

They juice anything for you here.

Oh, hey, can I stay for Taco Tuesday?

Taco Tuesday! No doubt.

Hope you and Mrs. LeBron got bunk beds ’cause I got some friends who wanna visit.

Hold up, hold up. Bunk beds?

That’s right. I brought the whole gang with me!

What do you mean, “the whole gang”?

You can’t get rid of us now, Doc. We’re family!

[along with Darius and Xosha in the car arrives at the Gate two near the Warner Bros. Studios, Burbank.]

Malik, you have zero seconds to tell me where my husband and my son are.

[as "Michael Jordan" enters the locker room]

Come on, man, that is Michael B. Jordan. The actor.