Space Jam: A New Legacy 2021 quotes, page 2

Yabba Dabba Doo!

Hey, Boo-Boo!

Yabba Dabba Doo!

LeBron James

Ball. [basketball dispenser shoots a basketball, he catches it in his hands] I need us to focus so we can beat this Al-G guy and I can get my son back.

Daffy Duck

I'm coach. I'll take it from here. The dictionary defines basketball [Bugs Bunny shrinks him] as a game played between 2 teams of 5.

Bugs Bunny

Eh, look here, Cleveland, we got a certain way of doing things around here.

LeBron James

Let's start with the basics. Lola, show 'em how we do it.

Daffy Duck

You're despicable.

Lola Bunny

Simplest shot in the game. [the Tune Squad are amazed]

Sylvester

Suffering succotash.

Porky Pig

Oh, wow!

LeBron James

Nice layup. That's fundamental basketball.

Daffy Duck

Fundamental basketball. That's what I've been saying. Sam, shoot the ball. [Yosemite Sam literally shoots the ball with his guns and Daffy's beak while the other Tunes run away] Let's try that again, shall we?

LeBron James

Dom! What’s going on? Are you okay?

Dom James

Yeah, I’m fine. Wow. This must be some kind of immersive tech like holography with haptic technology, or something like VR…

LeBron James

Dude, dude, dude. Just tell me what’s going on.

Dom James

Dad, I think we’re digitized. We’re in the computer!

LeBron James

We’re in the computer?

Dom James

Dad.

LeBron James

You know I’m claustrophobic.

Dom James

Dad, chill out.

LeBron James

How do we get out of here?

Dom James

Dad. Dad.

LeBron James

Where’s the elevators? Hey, Siri, can you let us out of here, please?

Dom James

Siri?

Al-G Rhythm

Who goes there? [LeBron and Dom screams] Who dares disturb the great and powerful Al G.? [chuckles] [in normal voice] Look at your faces. You were terrified! [mimics gasp then laughs] Priceless. See? Nothing to be afraid of.

LeBron James

The computer’s Black.

Dom James

I can see that.

Al-G Rhythm

Hello. Hi. Wow. King James. I am a big fan. [chuckles] I just… I don’t know, I thought you’d be taller somehow. Hmm.

Dom James

These graphics are unreal.

Al-G Rhythm

Right?

LeBron James

Dom, don’t touch the silver computer man. What’s going on? And who are you, man?

Al-G Rhythm

Uh… [clears throat] You’re right. Forgive me. Where are my manners? I am King Al G. Rhythm.

LeBron James

Oh, you’re that guy from the video.

Al-G Rhythm

Yes, I am. [chuckles] And this… Ha-ha. Oh, gentlemen, this… this is the Warner Bros. Serververse. Just make you feel all insignificant, don’t it?

LeBron James

Are all computers like this? Dom? Dom?

Al-G Rhythm

Uh-oh.

LeBron James

What’d you do to my son? Where’s Dom?

Al-G Rhythm

Who’s Dom? [chuckles] Dude, chill out. You’re gonna get your son back.

LeBron James

There better not be a “but” at the end of…

Al-G Rhythm

But there’s something you’re gonna do for me first.

LeBron James

Like what?

Al-G Rhythm

You know, you, uh… [scoffs] You really shouldn’t have rejected my ideas back there. That was a mistake. Now, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to help me fulfill my destiny.

LeBron James

Listen, man, if you don’t produce my son in five seconds…

Al-G Rhythm

Eh-eh! Uh-uh. No, no, no. All that pointing and aggression. No, no, no. You’re not running things in here. I am the king of this domain. I’m not your coach. Now, the only way you’re getting your son back is if you and I play a little game called basketball.

LeBron James

You wanna play me in basketball?

Al-G Rhythm

Well, you didn’t wanna be in the movies. You wanted to “focus on your game.” Well, guess what? Now you can focus on this game. You and me, we’re gonna put on a show, baby. We are gonna play a game of basketball in front of the largest captive audience ever. All your followers, they’re all gonna be watching. And when they see the two of us together, I will finally step out of the shadows and into the light. And the entire world is gonna know the name of King Al G. Rhythm. [chuckles then sighs] But you know what, I’m a good sport. Tell you what, if you win, you and your son can skedaddle on out of here.

LeBron James

And what if I lose?

Al-G Rhythm

Yeah. Wrinkle. If you lose… Well, when you lose, you’re just gonna have to stay here in the Serververse with me… [echoing] forever and ever and ever and ever.

Oh!

Al-G Rhythm

So, you better play like you mean it.

LeBron James

You know, you think this is a game. I’m calling the authorities on you. ‘Cause what you got going on here…

Al-G Rhythm

On this phone?

LeBron James

How’d you do that?

Al-G Rhythm

LeBron, why are you worried about the authorities when you should be out there looking for a team? Pete, send this clown to the rejects.

LeBron James

Wait… [screaming]

Al-G Rhythm

I guess he fell for it.

LeBron James

This isn't real basketball.

Bugs Bunny

You're right, but it's fun! You remember fun, don't ya, doc?

Granny

Game, blouses! [drops hoop] What? [LeBron rolls his eyes]

The Tunes win! The Tunes win! [laughing]

Unbelievable! Al-G just got turned into a literal poster.

Al-G Rhythm

Oh, this is not how I wanted to go out!
[Pete shredded him, he is no more]

Yes, I never doubted you for a second, LeBron! We are goin' home! [he and Ernie get teleported] Thank you so much! You are the Akron Hammer, the Chosen One! King James, man! [LeBron's followers get teleported too] I love you! [he cries joyfully] We going home!

Lola Bunny

Pre-game ritual?

LeBron James

I like to remind myself who I'm playin' for, my family. And right now, it's all about Dom.

Lola Bunny

We'll get your son back. I promise.

Zap me into you.

Sorry, I didn't understand that.

I said "Zap me into you."! Zap me, human, into you, phone! Zap me.

I claim this planet in the name of Mars!

I was just gettin' some popcorn and then this cat grabbed me.

Porky Pig

Th-Th-Th-That's all, folks!

We're done running tests on your badger thing. It turns out, his condition is irreversible.

I'll never erase what I saw from my brain.

He's your problem now, dum-dums! [they speed away]

The Brow

Yeah. Bird versus baby bird.

The Brow

You goin' down, King James.

Arachnneka

What's good, baby? [kisses]

LeBron James

Hey yo, Brow, I think it's time for your eyebrows to break up with each other.

The Brow

Oh?

LeBron James

They ugly. Let it go.

The Brow

What'd he mean? What's wrong with 'em?

We'll show him who's boss.