A character in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)

Larry quotes from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007)

Kevin James

3rd most-quoted character in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007): in 4 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Chuck (4)

Scenes with Larry

4 scenes
Larry
[They are both injured from an accident on the job. They are both in hospital beds]

Chuck. What's going on, man?

Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell you is pretty rough. They removed your entire body. You're nothing but a head now.

Larry

What?

They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they got scientists in the other room working on it. God willing, you're gonna be alright.

Larry

Oh, you know, you're such a dick.

Larry

Domestic partnership.

Domestic partnership? You mean like ****s?

Larry

No, I mean yeah. But no, not us. Obviously, just on paper.

Paper ****s?

Larry

Well, the accepted vernacular is "gay"... but yes.

Eric

What happened to your place?

Uh... Roaches. Yeah, big giant roaches. They ate my dog.

Tori

Bastards.

Larry

Language!

Eric

Roaches are so eewwy!

Did ya here that? Roaches are eewwy.

Larry

'Eewwy' is another word not allowed said in this house. Okay?

I think eewwys a nice word.

Larry

Shut up.

Eewwy!

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