Most-quoted character in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007): in 7 of its 16 quotes
Most scenes with: Larry (4)
Chuck. What's going on, man?
Chuck Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell you is pretty rough. They removed your entire body. You're nothing but a head now.
What?
Chuck They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they got scientists in the other room working on it. God willing, you're gonna be alright.
Oh, you know, you're such a dick.
Domestic partnership.
Chuck Domestic partnership? You mean like ****s?
No, I mean yeah. But no, not us. Obviously, just on paper.
Chuck Paper ****s?
Well, the accepted vernacular is "gay"... but yes.
Chuck What do you got?
Maxi Pads.
Chuck What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!
Chuck The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!
Chuck I'm not an animal! I'm a whore!
****!
Chuck What did you call me?
****.
Chuck The accepted vernacular is "gay"!
What happened to your place?
Chuck Uh... Roaches. Yeah, big giant roaches. They ate my dog.
Bastards.
Language!
Roaches are so eewwy!
Chuck Did ya here that? Roaches are eewwy.
'Eewwy' is another word not allowed said in this house. Okay?
Chuck I think eewwys a nice word.
Shut up.
Chuck Eewwy!
