Nicky Release the evil!
Played by Adam Sandler 
Little Nicky (2000) · 90 quotes
Little Nicky (2000) · 90 quotes
Most-quoted character in Little Nicky (2000): in 38 of its 90 quotes
Most scenes with: Beefy (9), Todd (7), John (6)
Release the good. Release the awesome!
More lines from Nicky
13 quotes Nicky Nicky I've never been to Earth, dad. I've never even slept over at some other dude's house.
Nicky Popeye's Chicken is **** awesome!
Nicky [after being killed by a train, then a bus]
From now on, I'm just gonna avoid all moving metal objects.
Nicky Get In The Flask!
Nicky That's not me! That's that cockroach Tony Montana!
Nicky I'm sleeping, or am I?
Nicky But those are my roommate's sodas!
Nicky Popeyes Chicken is **** awesome!
Nicky The Prince of Darkness should have a sort of distinguished look to him, and let's face facts, I'm no George Clooney.
Nicky [to a crowd of people, in a high voice]
I will eat your heart.
Nicky [deleted scene; about the flask]
It was handcrafted in Hell by Satan himself, and its sole purpose is to get the Fireball of Hades burning once again.
Nicky [deleted scene; he grabs the microphone at the stadium]
I get one more shot. The ref can cover me. If I miss it, the Globetrotters have to forfeit. But if I make it, this guy doesn't ref the second half and we all start conducting ourselves as decent human beings again. [the crowd is silent] And we get free pizza! [the crowd roars in joy]
Scenes with Nicky
24 scenesBut after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next ten thousand years is going to have to be...me.
Cassius and Adrian
What!?
Nicky Hallelujah.
(they stare at Nicky) I mean...that sucks!
Jimmy the demon You were gone ten seconds. What happened?
Nicky I got hit by a big light that was attached to a lot of metal.
That's a train, son. Don't stand in front of them.
Nicky Well, I guess I'm going to have to take a mulligan on this one.
It's not gonna be easy. Your brothers can possess people. So they probably won't look like themselves. You have to be suspicious of everyone.
Nicky Alright, "bro". Well, the jig is up then!
(pulls out the flask) Get in the flask. C'mon, slide right in there.
It's not me, moron.
Nicky Oh. Sorry.
Now eat up, you're gonna need you energy.
Nicky I got energy up the ying-yang! Let's go save dad!
Nicky [runs out onto street with flask]
Adrian! Cassius!
Popeye's employee
May I help you?
Nicky Get in the flask!
Popeye's employee
What are you talking about, man?
Nicky ...I'm talking about an..eight piece meal. Let's go.
Aren't you boiling hot in that outfit?
Nicky No.
It's like eighty degrees in this hallway. Where you from? The South?
Nicky Yes. The deep South. Hahahaha!
Why is that funny?
Nicky I don't know.
My dad's an optometrist.
Nicky My dad's in hell and he's falling apart.
Nicky [before he makes a shot at a basketball game] (to basketball)
Release the evil.
Nicky [the ball explodes]
Okay, too much evil.
Nicky Good luck with the nipple rubbing..
Nipples I don't need luck. I'm good!
Nicky No. I was just looking at it. It's beautiful.
You changed a Coke..into a Pepsi.. That was your big transformation??
Nicky Come on man, give it up a little.. I mean it was pretty good for my first try.
Do you even care that your brothers are killing your father!?
Nicky Yes I care! And he is not going to die! (Flames come in Nicky's eyes then a loud explosion is heard. Todd walks out of a smoky hallway.)
I'm freaked out. My television just blew up.
Nicky You're damn right it did!! I mean, really?
Hey Nicky, Check this out! (spins Ozzy record backwards, just noise) What's Ozzy trying to say?
Nicky John, absolutely nothing. The Blizard always came straight with his messages. But wrap your minds around this gentlemen. [gets "Chicago" record] "Chicago".
Voice
[Nicky spins a "Chicago" album backwards]
I command you, in the name of Lucifer, to spill the blood of the innocent!
Oh my God, "Chicago" kicks ass!
Nicky No one calls my girl an evil slut.
Nicky I feel strange. I can't stop thinking about this girl, Valerie.
Why? Did she hurt you? Do you need to cry on my shoulder?
Easy there, Liberace.
I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I must respectfully decline.
Dan Marino I can't stand retirement. Come on, just let me win one Super Bowl.
In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
Dan Marino You did it for Namath.
Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways.
Dan Marino This sucks! I'll just go to the Super Bowl as an announcer, and I'll win myself an Emmy!
That's the spirit!
Nicky You're a good devil, Dad!
And I also happen to be a Jets fan!
Nicky Heh-heh.
[Beefy is teaching Nicky how to eat; Nicky takes one piece of Popeyes Chicken, looks at it]
Put it in your mouth. [Nicky puts it in his mouth] Now, move your teeth up and down. [Nicky chews it with his mouth open] Up and down. Good, numbnuts. Now you've got to swallow it. Tilt your head back, and let the meat slide down your throat hole. [Nicky gags] Easy, don't choke!
Nicky [swallows]
Popeyes Chicken is **** awesome!
Mm-hmm! Now, eat up, you're gonna need your energy.
Nicky I got energy up the yin-yang! Let's go save Dad! [runs out into street with flask] Adrian! Cassius! [gets hit by bus]
Oh, boy.
Nicky [Deleted scene; Nicky just saw Mr. Beefy defecate in the street]
Man, that was intense! And it happens every day?
Look, it's okay for me to shit in the street, but you got to use a toilet.
Nicky Yeah? Well, just point me in the right direction next time.
Come on. There's like ten million people in this city and the clock is ticking.
Nicky Well, let's rock and roll, then!
Nicky Your glasses are pretty; they make your eyes look big and sparkly. It's fun looking at them.
Oh. My dad's an optometrist.
Nicky My dad's in Hell and he's falling apart.
Nicky [to basketball]
I command you not to blow up and go into that metal circle. [throws basketball underhand; at the last second, the ref/Cassius jumps up, catches ball]
Ref/Cassius Nyah!
Nicky Hey!
Ref/Cassius Get that crap out of here!
Nicky I know you're having fun, Cassius, but you've really got to come back to Hell!
Cassius Look around you, Nicky! We're in Hell. The new Hell! Ha ha ha!
Old Lady
[Nicky looks over at audience, sees two pregnant women with Fitzy 'raising the roof', also sees three shirtless men with the "SIN" painted on their torsos] [swinging a shirt over her head]
Do it! Do it! Do it! Whee-eeee-eeeeeeeeee!
Cassius Ha ha ha!
Nicky I was sent here to take you back, and that's what I'm going to do!
Cassius Don't make me take out the shovel again, Trick!
I think we're about to see a devil showdown!
Nicky You know, Dad got sick when you guys left!
Cassius : I'm glad he's dying, because it's my turn now.
Nicky [while spinning the basketball on his finger]
You're going to wish you never said that. [Cassius and Nicky start playing basketball]
Take him to the hole, Nicky! [Todd looks at Beefy] I mean, "Woof, woof!"
Cassius Come on, brother, come on! Oh, come on! Ha ha ha ha! [singsongy] Daddy can't help you! Daddy can't help you!
[Nicky jumps in the air, yelling, causing random objects to explode, then makes the basket, shattering the glass] Boy's Father: This show gets better every year!
Boy's Mother: Ah ha ha ha ha!
Cassius That was sick! Who taught you that shit?
Nicky Sorry, Cassius…it must be the Super Devil Juice Dad gave me!
Cassius Super Devil Juice?! Give me that, little girl!
Nicky Don't drink out of it, please! [Cassius drinks out of flask, gets sucked inside]
Boy's Mother: Now that was some straight-up David Copperfield shit!
Cassius [from inside flask]
Damn you, Nicky! There ain't no Super Devil Juice in here!
Hail, Nicky!
We are forever your slaves!
Chief of Police This videotape will show what he did after he left the game.
Nicky [on the news videotape which is actually Scarface]
Say hello to my little friend! My name is Nicky, and I'm gonna kill all you people for no reason!
Nicky That's not me; that's the cockroach Tony Montana!
Chief of Police It's difficult to watch, I know.
Nicky This is Adrian's work!
He superimposed your head onto Scarface!
Which is probably De Palma's third best film.
Nicky Good luck with the nipple rubbing.
Nipple Guy
I don't need luck. I'm good!
Nicky I-I can see that.
Nipple Guy
Ooh!
Street vendor [appears while Nicky is sleeping in Central Park]
My man's into deep nocturnal shit. [steals Nicky's flask] Whoo! Mm-hmm, yeah!
Yo, man, I think that guy just stole his stuff!
Should we wake him up?
Yeah. You do it.
Rise and shine, Devil Guy! Some dude just stole your shit!
Nicky What?! Where?! [exhales fire; John and Pete stare in amazement] Which way did he go?
Uh, that way!
Nicky Thanks! Give me back my flask!
Did you check out the dragon mouth?!
The Dark Prince is here! [they head-butt one another]
Street vendor Check out my stuff, I got a low price! Uh, I got a pepper shaker! I got a silver doodad from Africa!
Nicky [approaches the stand]
Hey.
Street vendor See something you like, my man?
Nicky Yes, I would like my flask back!
Street vendor You're calling me a thief, my man?
Nicky I'm calling you the guy who has my flask.
Street vendor How would I have it unless I was, in fact, a thief?
Nicky I don't know.
Customer
[Deleted scene; a customer arrives]
Ooh. How much for the silver flask there?
Street vendor Ah, my man. Business, business, business. That's a special item selling. The cap alone is one hundred percent pure... plappium.
Nicky "Plappium"?
Street vendor It's valued at over three hundred dollars.
Customer
Really? What's it from?
Nicky It was handcrafted in Hell by Satan himself, and its sole purpose is to get the Fireball of Hades burning once again.
Customer
I'm gonna keep looking.
Street vendor [Theatrical version resumes]
Now, you've done it. You've messed with my business, bitch!
Nicky I would appreciate it if you would keep your voice down! [flames appear in Nicky's eyes]
Street vendor Oh, you're going all crazy eyed on me? I'll show you some crazy eye! [clicks tongue really fast with fists up] Look at this, come on, let's get busy!
Excuse me, sir?
Street vendor Who?
Does, um, that flask belong to this man?
Street vendor Now you're going to call me a thief, too?! Damn!
Okay, look. Today, the guy you ripped off just happened to walk by and bust you, so why don't you just…give him the flask back?
Street vendor What're you going to do if I don't, bite me with your snaggletooth?
No. But maybe that policeman over there might have something to say.
Street vendor Awwwww, take your dumb-ass canteen, goofy! [turns to Valerie] And you, get your raggedy-ass clothes and find yourself another corner, before I show you what crazy really is!
Fine, I will!
Street vendor I'm a business man! Blah-blah-blah-blah!
Nicky I'll be seeing you in a few years. [street vendor clicks tongue really fast at Nicky as he leaves]
Hey, by the way, Nicky, check this out! [spins Ozzy record backwards, but just makes noise] What's Ozzy trying to say there?
Nicky John, absolutely nothing. The Blizzard always came straight with his messages. But wrap your minds around this, gentlemen.
Oh no! Heh heh heh!
Nicky Chicago. [plays "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?"]
I love this song.
Chicago album spun backwards
I command you in the name of Lucifer, to spread the blood of the innocent!
Oh, my God! Chicago kicks ass!
That was awesome!
You know, guys, this cake…tastes a little funny.
Oh, I dumped a fat sack of reefer in the mix. Thought I'd spice up the bash!
Really?!
Nicky What's reefer?
About 500 bucks an ounce! Heh heh heh heh!
The hell beast is above us!! And I can smell an evil slut! [Nicky shoots him with water from fire hydrant] Whoa, devil!!
Nicky Nobody calls my girl an evil slut.
Hey, how're you feeling over there, Satan Abdul-Jabbar?
Nicky A little strange. I can't stop thinking about this girl, Valerie.
Why? Did she hurt you? Do you need to cry on my shoulder?
Easy, Liberace.
Oh, would you grow up?!
Ha ha ha! Liberace.
Nicky I was having the best day with her, until Adrian made me tell her she had a heart-shaped heinie.
Maybe you love her, but what do I know, I can't even see straight!
