Nicky It was handcrafted in Hell by Satan himself, and its sole purpose is to get the Fireball of Hades burning once again. Nicky I get one more shot. The ref can cover me. If I miss it, the Globetrotters have to forfeit. But if I make it, this guy doesn't ref the second half and we all start conducting ourselves as decent human beings again. [the crowd is silent] And we get free pizza! [the crowd roars in joy] Beefy "But those are my roommates sodas!" Does that sound like a statement the Son of the Devil would make?