“I get one more shot. The ref can cover me. If I miss it, the...” – Nicky, Little Nicky ... Movie Quotes Database

A scene from Little Nicky 2000

[deleted scene; he grabs the microphone at the stadium]

I get one more shot. The ref can cover me. If I miss it, the Globetrotters have to forfeit. But if I make it, this guy doesn't ref the second half and we all start conducting ourselves as decent human beings again. [the crowd is silent] And we get free pizza! [the crowd roars in joy]

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