A character in Little Nicky (2000)

Stanley quotes from Little Nicky (2000)

In 4 of the 90 quotes from Little Nicky (2000)

Scenes with Stanley

4 scenes
Stanley

You can't go through there! The fire flows in, not out! [Cassius and Adrian go through fire gate] You really suck!

Stanley

Now, you're going to see what a big, horny bird actually looks like. In Hell!

Stanley

Aren't you that horny guy pretending to be a big bird, checking out that beautiful mom?

Yes I am.

Stanley

Now, you're going to see what a big, horny bird actually looks like. [Eyes narrow, cruel smile] In Hell!

[repeatedly as he is chased by a giant bird-man trying to violate him]

I deserve this!

[later on when said peeper meets Satan] [sarcastically]

Hello…Mr. Devil…I like your cape. [Satan smiles, waves, then summons said giant bird-man who goes to rape said peeper] I deserve this!

[Extended version]

What's with all those "hoo-hoo" noises?

Satan

Everything's fine, Pop!

"Everything's fine"? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened!

Satan

Please, Pop! Go back to your room.

Hey, can I take him with me? [points to Stanley] Heh, I want to have sex with his head.

Satan

Sure, Pop, whatever you want. Tit-head, go with my father.

Stanley

This is gonna be a whole different lifestyle for me, isn't it?

Oh, yeah? Maybe I'll just nibble here and there. Who knows, huh?

Stanley

Do what you got to do, Your Horniness.

Okay. You know, Stanley-

Satan

Use a condom, Pop.

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