Satan
But after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next ten thousand years is going to have to be...me.
What!?
Hallelujah.
(they stare at Nicky) I mean...that sucks!
Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Little Nicky (2000): in 8 of its 90 quotes
Most scenes with: Nicky (3)
Scenes with Satan
8 scenes
Satan
[NFL quarterback Dan Marino tries to strike a bargain with Satan.]
I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I regretfully have to decline.
Dan Marino
C'mon, man, I'm just asking — let me win one Super Bowl.
Satan
In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
Dan Marino
You did it for Namath.
Satan
Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways.
Jimmy the demon
You were gone ten seconds. What happened?
I got hit by a big light that was attached to a lot of metal.
Satan
That's a train, son. Don't stand in front of them.
Well, I guess I'm going to have to take a mulligan on this one.
Satan
That's right. You heard me, Holly.
Holly
What?
Satan
I'm still in love with you.
Satan
Now, that was an experience. 'You are only coming through in waves.' That line blows my mind every time. I don't care what mood you're in the start of that song. When it's finished, that mood had been altered.
Satan
I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I must respectfully decline.
Dan Marino
I can't stand retirement. Come on, just let me win one Super Bowl.
Satan
In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
Dan Marino
You did it for Namath.
Satan
Yeah, but Joe was coming here anyways.
Dan Marino
This sucks! I'll just go to the Super Bowl as an announcer, and I'll win myself an Emmy!
Satan
That's the spirit!
You're a good devil, Dad!
Satan
And I also happen to be a Jets fan!
Heh-heh.
Satan
Everything's fine, Pop!
"Everything's fine"? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened!
Satan
Please, Pop! Go back to your room.
Hey, can I take him with me? [points to Stanley] Heh, I want to have sex with his head.
Satan
Sure, Pop, whatever you want. Tit-head, go with my father.
This is gonna be a whole different lifestyle for me, isn't it?
Oh, yeah? Maybe I'll just nibble here and there. Who knows, huh?
Do what you got to do, Your Horniness.
Okay. You know, Stanley-
Satan
Use a condom, Pop.
Satan
Okay, kids, meet your new home!
No, no, no, no, no…!
Hitler
[flask is shoved up Hitler's ass]
Holy schit! Oh ho ho!
