A character in Little Nicky (2000)

Grandpa Lucifer quotes from Little Nicky (2000)

Rodney Dangerfield
A line from Grandpa Lucifer

What's with all those "hoo-hoo" noises?

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Grandpa Lucifer

You know, I was the one who created Hell.

Grandpa Lucifer

"Everything's fine"? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened!

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Grandpa Lucifer
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What's with all those "hoo-hoo" noises?

Satan

Everything's fine, Pop!

Grandpa Lucifer

"Everything's fine"? Who're you bullshitting? The last time you said everything was fine, the Renaissance happened!

Satan

Please, Pop! Go back to your room.

Grandpa Lucifer

Hey, can I take him with me? [points to Stanley] Heh, I want to have sex with his head.

Satan

Sure, Pop, whatever you want. Tit-head, go with my father.

Stanley

This is gonna be a whole different lifestyle for me, isn't it?

Grandpa Lucifer

Oh, yeah? Maybe I'll just nibble here and there. Who knows, huh?

Stanley

Do what you got to do, Your Horniness.

Grandpa Lucifer

Okay. You know, Stanley-

Satan

Use a condom, Pop.

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