3rd most-quoted character in Little Nicky (2000): in 13 of its 90 quotes
Most scenes with: Nicky (7), Beefy (6), John (6)
Scenes with Todd
13 scenes
I think Victoria just told me her Secret.
[after sensing Nicky's presence]
You make the Lord very nervous.
C Cardinal
In today's gospel, the Lord tells us how we should live if we wish to obtain the splendor of heaven...or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.
BA Basketball audience member
Now that was some straight up David Copperfield shit!
You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls!
Todd [after hearing Mr. Beefy singing in his sleep]
That is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.
Todd Aren't you boiling hot in that outfit?
Todd It's like eighty degrees in this hallway. Where you from? The South?
Yes. The deep South. Hahahaha!
Todd Why is that funny?
Todd [after Nicky tests his powers on a can of Coke]
Were you about to drink one of my Cokes?
No. I was just looking at it. It's beautiful.
Todd [Todd takes a sip]
This Coke taste like Pepsi.
You changed a Coke..into a Pepsi.. That was your big transformation??
Come on man, give it up a little.. I mean it was pretty good for my first try.
Do you even care that your brothers are killing your father!?
Yes I care! And he is not going to die! (Flames come in Nicky's eyes then a loud explosion is heard. Todd walks out of a smoky hallway.)
Todd I'm freaked out. My television just blew up.
You're damn right it did!! I mean, really?
Hey Nicky, Check this out! (spins Ozzy record backwards, just noise) What's Ozzy trying to say?
John, absolutely nothing. The Blizard always came straight with his messages. But wrap your minds around this gentlemen. [gets "Chicago" record] "Chicago".
Todd [Nicky plays the "Chicago" album normal]
I love this song.
V Voice
[Nicky spins a "Chicago" album backwards]
I command you, in the name of Lucifer, to spill the blood of the innocent!
Oh my God, "Chicago" kicks ass!
Todd [after being ratted out by Peter and John]
Judas!
Yeah, Judas Priest, maybe.
Todd You know, I was in love once but she said I wasn't financially reliable and she needed that.
Now, by "she", do you mean "he"?
Todd No.
I feel strange. I can't stop thinking about this girl, Valerie.
Todd Why? Did she hurt you? Do you need to cry on my shoulder?
Todd Hey you guys can crash here. I have a futon.
Eh, that's a big pass, Elton John.
Todd Oh, gross! He just opened his mouth and swallowed that spit!
Oh, that turn you on there, RuPaul? Heh heh heh!
Todd I know this is your living room time, but could I maybe finish watching the Globetrotters out here? It's the craziest game I've ever seen!
RC Ref/Cassius
[one basketball player goes to shoot the ball, but the ref/Cassius blows the whistle]
He's walking! Get him a bus!
Todd This is the part I don't get.
A Announcer
Another terrible call. There's no way that was traveling!
BP Basketball Player
What's up with all the calls? We haven't lost a game in fifty-three years!
RC Ref/Cassius
Guess what, Cornrows? Technical foul! You're out of here! Ha ha ha ha ha!
LB Little Boy
Why is the referee being so mean to the Globetrotters, Daddy?
Boy's Father: Hey, I've been watching these guys play since I was your age.
Boy's Mother: It's all part of the show, baby!
CO Chief of Police
This videotape will show what he did after he left the game.
[on the news videotape which is actually Scarface]
Say hello to my little friend! My name is Nicky, and I'm gonna kill all you people for no reason!
That's not me; that's the cockroach Tony Montana!
CO Chief of Police
It's difficult to watch, I know.
He superimposed your head onto Scarface!
Todd Which is probably De Palma's third best film.
Hey, by the way, Nicky, check this out! [spins Ozzy record backwards, but just makes noise] What's Ozzy trying to say there?
John, absolutely nothing. The Blizzard always came straight with his messages. But wrap your minds around this, gentlemen.
Chicago. [plays "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?"]
Todd I love this song.
CA Chicago album spun backwards
I command you in the name of Lucifer, to spread the blood of the innocent!
Oh, my God! Chicago kicks ass!
Todd You know, guys, this cake…tastes a little funny.
Oh, I dumped a fat sack of reefer in the mix. Thought I'd spice up the bash!
About 500 bucks an ounce! Heh heh heh heh!
Hey, how're you feeling over there, Satan Abdul-Jabbar?
A little strange. I can't stop thinking about this girl, Valerie.
Todd Why? Did she hurt you? Do you need to cry on my shoulder?
Todd Oh, would you grow up?!
I was having the best day with her, until Adrian made me tell her she had a heart-shaped heinie.
Maybe you love her, but what do I know, I can't even see straight!
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