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Todd You know, I was in love once but she said I wasn't financially reliable and she needed that.
John Now, by "she", do you mean "he"?
Todd No.
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Todd Why? Did she hurt you? Do you need to cry on my shoulder?
John Easy there, Liberace.
Todd Hey you guys can crash here. I have a futon.
John Eh, that's a big pass, Elton John.
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