Allen Covert movie quotes

47 quotes from 3 movies

Grandma's Boy (2006) as Alex

View Quote Ya it was my roomates.....they're crazy....they tied me up. They were having their way with me and right when i was about to call the police....i came....and that was nice

View Quote I didn't wanna disturb you....you were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth.

View Quote Oh, oh, oh my God! I'm sorry, I can't stop cumming, I'm sorry! Oh-ho-ho, It feels so good!

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Little Nicky (2000) as Todd

View Quote Nicky: I feel strange. I can't stop thinking about this girl, Valerie.
Todd: Why? Did she hurt you? Do you need to cry on my shoulder?
John: Easy there, Liberace.

View Quote [after being ratted out by Peter and John]
Todd: Judas!
Peter: Yeah, Judas Priest, maybe.

View Quote Todd: Aren't you boiling hot in that outfit?
Nicky: No.
Todd: It's like eighty degrees in this hallway. Where you from? The South?
Nicky: Yes. The deep South. Hahahaha!
Todd: Why is that funny?
Nicky: I don't know.

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50 First Dates (2004) as Ten-Second Tom

View Quote Aren't you a little old to be having wet dreams... Hi, I'm Tom!

View Quote [repeated line] Hi, I'm Tom!

View Quote Dr. Keats: Tom was in a hunting accident and he lost part of his brain. His memory lasts only ten seconds.
Ten Second Tom: I was in an accident? That's terrible.
Dr. Keats: Don't worry, you'll totally get over it in about three seconds.