Alexa [After an aborted one-night stand with a woman]
I guess I prefer sausage to taco.
Henry Roth
Adam Sandler · 22 quotes
Ula
Rob Schneider · 12 quotes
Lucy Whitmore
Drew Barrymore · 9 quotes
Doug
Sean Astin · 5 quotes
Dr. Keats
Dan Aykroyd · 4 quotes
Marlin
Blake Clark · 4 quotes
Old Hawaiian Man
Joe Nakashima · 4 quotes
Ten-Second Tom
Allen Covert · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Lucy Whitmore & Henry Roth (5), Henry Roth & Marlin (4), Ula & Henry Roth (3)
50 First Dates quotes
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That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it?
Um, I guess.
Doug!
Doug, once again, off the juice.
It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.
Tom was in a hunting accident and he lost part of his brain. His memory lasts only ten seconds.
I was in an accident? That's terrible.
Don't worry, you'll totally get over it in about three seconds.
Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
Note the intense overreaction. That's the 'roids talking. Douglas, once again, off the juice.
It'th not juice! It'th a protein shake!
[begging Marlin to let Henry see Lucy and apologize after she ate at the diner]
I don't want it to end like this.
Yeah, well, it's gonna end like this!
Okay I'm calm!
Then maybe you need to do a little bit more butt flexes.
Cheap shot, Dad.
Sweetie, you're sorta dating him.
I don't think that's an option, Lisa.
Linda Linda.
I know. I changed your name for your protection.
Kid
Daddy, what's a nympho?
Uh, the nympho is the state bird of Ohio
Kids Ohhh.
Henry (to Ula): You're the state idiot of Hawaii
Kid
What's wrong with that turtle?
He has lung problems because he smoked too much turtle weed, which is bad for you. Right, Ula?
What? I don't smoke weed!
Actually sweetie, you're kind of dating him.
Wonder what's the matter with him.
Looks like a stupid asshole to me.
Nick Hey, Mr. Peanut Butter Cups!
Hey, Mr. Could-Kill-Me-In-One-Punch!
Nick What did Sue say?
She said that if I talk to Lucy you'll kill me with a meat cleaver.
That was pathetic.
Yeah? Why don't you choke on your spam!