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50 First Dates

50 First Dates quotes

31 total quotes

Henry Roth
Lucy Whitmore
Multiple Characters
Old Hawaiian Man
Ten-Second Tom

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View Quote [Henry pretends to get electrocuted while jump-starting his car, upsetting Lucy]
Henry: Hah! I can't believe you fell for that!
Lucy: My grandfather died while trying to jump-start a car...
Henry: Oh...I'm so sorry...I was just joking around.
Lucy: I can't believe you fell for THAT! HA HA!
View Quote [Henry sticks a tooth pick in Lucy's waffle house]
Henry: Here, you should try this out. Put this here. Swivelly door. Waffleonians can come in and out now.
Lucy: Oh, are you from a country where it's okay to stick your fingers all over someone else's food?
Henry: Uh, no, I'm from this country. [pause] Were you gonna eat that?
View Quote [While playing golf, Ula has ripped the stitches over a shark bite on his waist]
Ula: You think you can stitch me up tonight after I get back from surfing?
Henry: Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
Caddy: I wouldn't surf with a bleeding wound like that. You might attract a shark or something.
Ula: What's wrong with that, cuz? Sharks are naturally peaceful.
Caddy: Is that right? How'd you get that nasty cut anyway?
Ula: A shark bit me.
Caddy: Nice! Go smoke another one, bro!
View Quote [repeated line] Hi, I'm Tom!
View Quote [repeated line] There's nothing like a first kiss..
View Quote [to his children] You kids suck; you're good at everything!
View Quote Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.
View Quote Aren't you a little old to be having wet dreams... Hi, I'm Tom!
View Quote Can I have one last first kiss?
View Quote Happy birthday, sir. What are you, like, 200 today?
View Quote My shirt size is medium husky.
View Quote Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts."
View Quote Shit on your pants??? - so did I
View Quote Sorry I'm not better looking.