Dr. Keats quotes from 50 First Dates (2004)

Dr. Keats

Doug, once again, off the juice.

Doug

It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.

Dr. Keats

Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?

Doug

Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!

Dr. Keats

Note the intense overreaction. That's the 'roids talking. Douglas, once again, off the juice.

Doug

It'th not juice! It'th a protein shake!

Dr. Keats

Tom was in a hunting accident and he lost part of his brain. His memory lasts only ten seconds.

Ten Second Tom

I was in an accident? That's terrible.

Dr. Keats

Don't worry, you'll totally get over it in about three seconds.

Doug

I may not be able to kick your ath, but my thither thore can.

Dr. Keats

Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay. She's watching the tape as we speak.

Henry

Good. How's my temporal lobe lookin' there, Doc?

Dr. Keats

Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short term memory loss. But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit ya?

Doug

Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!

Dr. Keats

Note the intense overreaction. That's the 'roids talking. Douglas, once again, off the juice.

Doug

It'th not juithe! It'th a protein thake!