Vic quotes from Neighbors (1981)

Vic

Hey, Earl, want some of your daughter's panties? They come in four flavors; banana, peach, mint and, of course, CHERRY.

Vic

Stay here on the outer limits of the dead zone? Nothing personal, but life at the end of the road just ain't for Captain Vic and Empress Ramona. Sorry, folks, but you can color us gone.

Vic

We'll get your jacket later. Right now, take me to THE SWAMP.

Vic

We might have a wonderful relationship. But then, as Arthur Bremer once said: "How many things go right in this crazy world?"

Vic

We haven't any children, unless Ramona just pumped one out and didn't tell me about it.

Vic

We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of you?

Earl Keese

Don't ever speak to me like that in my own house!

Vic

Why would I?

Earl Keese

You just did.

Vic

I didn't mean anything - it's just something a guy says.

Earl Keese

I never say it.

Vic

I don't blame you.

Vic

Old Earl here was worried about Baby.

Oh, he's no trouble at all. He's a perfect gentleman. You can leave him with me anytime you want.

Vic

Don't worry, I will.

They spoil him awfully.

Vic

Well, I want him to have every advantage I was denied as a young dog.

Vic

In light of Earl's feelings, I think it would be best if we left.

Oh, no, no. Sit down, sit down. Let's finish this magnificent meat. Don't worry about Earl. He'll get over his feelings.

Vic

He spurned my sauce!

No, he loves your sauce. He's just jealous, he can't cook.