Neighbors (1981) · 15 quotes
Tied for 2nd most-quoted character in Neighbors (1981): in 5 of its 15 quotes
Most scenes with: Ramona (3)
This is crazy... but there's something so right about it.
We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of you?
Earl Keese Don't ever speak to me like that in my own house!
Why would I?
Earl Keese You just did.
I didn't mean anything - it's just something a guy says.
Earl Keese I never say it.
I don't blame you.
Now, I'm just going to go under the covers and take a little inventory.
Earl Keese You're really wonderful!
That's what I've been trying to tell you. Is it so hard having your fantasies come to life?
He tried to pork me.
Earl Keese Pork you? What?
You know you did.
Earl Keese I swear, I never touched her.
Well, I wasn't born with your hand in my bush.
Earl Keese Enid... help me.
I don't care about your weight or your false teeth.
Earl Keese I haven't got false teeth!
I'm sorry, I guess they just look false.
