'Joliet' Jake Blues [At the Chez Paul restaurant, talking in fake foreign accent]
How much for the little girl? Your women - how much for the women? The little girl your 2 daughters, sell them to me, SELL ME YOUR CHILDREN!
Most-quoted role: 'Joliet' Jake Blues in The Blues Brothers (1980), 28 quotes
Movies 'Joliet' Jake Blues 'Joliet' Jake Blues I ran outta gas! I had a flat tire! I didn't have enough money for cab fare! My tux didn't come back from the cleaners! An old friend came in from outta town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts!! It wasn't my fault I swear to God!!!
'Joliet' Jake Blues I usually get inside the car so I can sign the check on the glove compartment lid.
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky Come on in. Grab a brew. Don't cost nothin'.
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky [After the Deltas are expelled]
Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the **** Peace Corps.
John 'Bluto' Blutarsky It's gonna be a different day.
Earl Keese This is crazy... but there's something so right about it.
We're waiting, or do I have to pound it out of you?
Earl Keese Don't ever speak to me like that in my own house!
Why would I?
Earl Keese You just did.
I didn't mean anything - it's just something a guy says.
Earl Keese I never say it.
I don't blame you.
Now, I'm just going to go under the covers and take a little inventory.
Earl Keese You're really wonderful!
That's what I've been trying to tell you. Is it so hard having your fantasies come to life?