Alan "Mr. Fabulous" Rubin [As Maitre'd at the Chez Paul restaurant, talking to a caller on the phone]
No, sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here, sir. He's dead, sir.
'Joliet' Jake Blues
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The Blues Brothers quotes
Page 1 of 5 Alan "Mr. Fabulous" Rubin 
Bob [Hearing the band playing a rhythm and blues song]
That ain't no Hank Williams song!
Burton Mercer Who wants an Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.
Claire [When asked what music is played at Bob's Country Bunker]
Oh we got both kinds. We got Country and Western.
Curtis Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.
Donald "Duck" Dunn We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.
The BLUES BROTHERS?! Shiiiiiit! They still owe you money, fool!
We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.
Neo-Nazi
[To his leader, as they both face certain death]
I've always loved you.
Old man at Elwood's apartment
You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?
Police Dispatcher Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.
Prison Officer One hat...black.
Prison officer One Timex digital watch – broken. One unused prophylactic. (pulls out a pair of tweezers and reaches into the box with them) One soiled.
Ray [to a little boy who tried to steal a guitar and who he pulled a gun on and missed purposely]
Now go on, get.
Ray Pardon me, but we have a strict policy concerning the handling of the instruments. An employee of Ray's Music Exchange must be present. Now, may I help you?