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The Blues Brothers

The Blues Brothers quotes

56 total quotes

'Joliet' Jake Blues
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Alan "Mr. Fabulous" Rubin: [As Maitre'd at the Chez Paul restaurant, talking to a caller on the phone] No, sir, Mayor Daley no longer dines here, sir. He's dead, sir.

Bob: [Hearing the band playing a rhythm and blues song] That ain't no Hank Williams song!

Burton Mercer: Who wants an Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips.

Claire: [When asked what music is played at Bob's Country Bunker] Oh we got both kinds. We got Country and Western.

Curtis: Boys, you gotta learn not to talk to nuns that way.

Donald "Duck" Dunn: We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline.

Mrs. Murphy: The BLUES BROTHERS?! Shiiiiiit! They still owe you money, fool!

Mrs. Murphy: We got two honkies out there dressed like Hasidic diamond merchants.

Neo-Nazi: [To his leader, as they both face certain death] I've always loved you.

Old man at Elwood's apartment: You got my Cheez Whiz, boy?

Police Dispatcher: Use of unnecessary violence in apprehension of the Blues Brothers... has been approved.

Prison Officer: One

Prison officer: One Timex digital watch – broken. One unused prophylactic. (pulls out a pair of tweezers and reaches into the box with them) One soiled.

Ray: [to a little boy who tried to steal a guitar and who he pulled a gun on and missed purposely] Now go on, get.

Ray: Pardon me, but we have a strict policy concerning the handling of the instruments. An employee of Ray's Music Exchange must be present. Now, may I help you?