A character in Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

Mr. Grocer quotes from Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

Dan Aykroyd

3rd most-quoted character in Grosse Pointe Blank (1997): in 10 of its 58 quotes

A line from Mr. Grocer

"Hey, hey -- bing bing bing bing bang! POPCORN!"

More lines from Mr. Grocer

8 quotes
Mr. Grocer

"See, kid, this is what I'm talking about. We could be working together again, for God's sake. You know? Making big money, killing important people!"

Mr. Grocer

"Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu."

Mr. Grocer

"Here's the new stuff, kid: Durazac-15. It makes Prozac feel like a decaf latte. You want a couple? I've got jars."

Mr. Grocer

"I'm gonna put a bullet in your forehead and then **** the brain-hole!"

Mr. Grocer

"That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter or he's got a newfound respect for life!"

Mr. Grocer
[Singing]

"I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be comin' around the mountain when I come/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be blowing your ****in' head off/ I'll be whacking your ****in' mind out when I come!"

Mr. Grocer

"Don't listen to him, lady -- he's a professional!"

Mr. Grocer

"Uh-oh! Smells like a wedding! You're breaking my heart down here, Blank! I can't aim through the tears!"

Scenes with Mr. Grocer

1 scene

You must have done some naughty shit there, Bart! There's a contract out on your life. I should know, I was hired to kill you. But I'm not going to do it. It's either because I'm in love with your daughter, or I have a newfound respect for life.

Mr. Grocer
[in pursuit in the next car]

That punk is either in love with that guy's daughter, or he has a newfound respect for life!

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