"A psychopath kills for no reason. I kill for money, it's a job... that didn't come out right."
Martin Blank
John Cusack · 34 quotes
Debi Newberry
Minnie Driver · 13 quotes
Mr. Grocer
Dan Aykroyd · 10 quotes
Paul
Jeremy Piven · 5 quotes
Marcella
Joan Cusack · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Martin Blank & Debi Newberry (8), Martin Blank & Paul (4), Martin Blank & Marcella (4)
Grosse Pointe Blank quotes
Page 1 of 4"A thousand innocent people get killed every day, but you detonate a millionaire's pet and you're marked for life."
"Don't listen to him, lady -- he's a professional!"
"Easy there, chief. I don't see hollow-point wound care on the menu."
"Everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone."
"Everybody's doing it, it's like the natural order. States do it -- sometimes there's due process, and sometimes pilots carpet-bomb cities! Riot cops shoot demonstrators -- that's indiscriminate! I don't do that!
"Go see some old friends. Drink some punch, visit with what's-her-name. Don't kill anybody for a few days -- see what it feels like." - Dr. Oatman
"Here's the new stuff, kid: Durazac-15. It makes Prozac feel like a decaf latte. You want a couple? I've got jars."
"Hey, hey -- bing bing bing bing bang! POPCORN!"
"I didn't get into this business to have any relationships! I don't want to join your goddamn union. Loner, lone gunman -- get it? That's the whole point!"
"I guess you could say I went west. You know -- the way of Horatio Alger, Davy Crockett, the Donner Party..."
"I just honestly don't know what I have in common with those people anymore... or with anyone, really. I mean, they'll all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they'll have made themselves a part of something, and they can talk about what they do. And what am I going to say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?' I just think it'll be depressing."
"I know what I do isn't... moral, per se..."
"I'll see you at the 'I've-Peaked-and-I'm-Kidding-Myself' party." - Paul Spericki
"I'm gonna put a bullet in your forehead and then **** the brain-hole!"