Dr. Keats
Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug
It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.
Played by Sean Astin 
50 First Dates (2004) · 46 quotes
50 First Dates (2004) · 46 quotes
Scenes with Doug
5 scenes Dr. Keats
Doug
Doug
Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip.
Henry
That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
Doug
I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it?
Henry
Um, I guess.
Marlin
Doug!
Dr. Keats
Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
Doug
Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
Dr. Keats
Note the intense overreaction. That's the 'roids talking. Douglas, once again, off the juice.
Doug
It'th not juice! It'th a protein shake!
Henry
[begging Marlin to let Henry see Lucy and apologize after she ate at the diner]
I don't want it to end like this.
Doug
Yeah, well, it's gonna end like this!
Henry
[Doug runs to beat up Henry but then Henry holds him down]
Calm down, little fella!
Doug
Okay I'm calm!
Doug
[pause]
I coulda whooped his butt, Daddy but this gravel - I swipped on it and fwell.
Marlin
Then maybe you need to do a little bit more butt flexes.
Doug
Cheap shot, Dad.
Doug
[Lucy beats Henry up after not recognizing waking up next to him in bed] [hands Henry an ice pack for his head]
I may not be able to kick your ath, but my thither thore can.
Dr. Keats
Little Sammy Sosa's a bit shook up, but she'll be okay. She's watching the tape as we speak.
Henry
Good. How's my temporal lobe lookin' there, Doc?
Dr. Keats
Don't worry. You're not gonna suffer any short term memory loss. But was your head shaped like an egg before she hit ya?
Doug
Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
Dr. Keats
Note the intense overreaction. That's the 'roids talking. Douglas, once again, off the juice.
Doug
It'th not juithe! It'th a protein thake!
