A character in Justice League: War (2014)

Shazam quotes from Justice League: War (2014)

Sean Astin

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Justice League: War (2014): in 4 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: Green Lantern (3), Cyborg (3), Superman (2)

Scenes with Shazam

4 scenes

The computer is not responding. Come on, you stupid machine, work!

Computer Voice

Network connect.

Yes.

Computer Voice

Insufficient energy.

Shit. It's programmed, but I don't have the juice to push it. I need a huge blast of power.

Shazam

Shouldn't be a problem.

Shazam
[He takes hold of the Mother Box and him and Cyborg shoot up into the sky]

SHAZAM!
[He charges the Mother Box with huge arcs of lightning bolts]

I think what Lantern is saying is that it's time for some teamwork. So let's pull it together.

Shazam

Yeah, baby, clap it up.

What's the plan, then?

Well, he blast those beams out of his eyes, right?

It's settled, then. We blind him.

That's as good as a plan as any. Yeah, we follow and we stay out of sight. I'll turn on the fireworks to get his attention. Princess, you in striking distance and stab that son of a bitch in the eyes.

Like poor damned Oedipus.

Shazam

Yeah, what the hot Greek chick said.

And the hordes of monsters raining from the sky, whadda we do about them?

I might be able to send them back where they came from.

Good enough for me. Here we go, team - we got this!

Shazam

I don't know, a team? I've got a lot of responsibilities.

As do I.

Well, I have a whole universe to protect, people, so there you go.

Come on, we can do it together.

Yeah? Can you fly in space?

I can.

Not my point. Look, we're not friends. We're not a team.

I don't agree, Hal. I kind of liked being a part of something.

Yeah, you would. Listen, this was just a one-time deal, okay?

And what if something should happen again?

Please, what could possibly happen?

President
[last lines]

That said, I am very pleased to introduce you... [blocks the mic and turns to the Justice League] Gee, I didn't even ask. Do you guys have a name?

Shazam

Yes, we do.

We do?

Shazam

That's right. You can call us the Super Seven!

[Everyone groans disapprovingly]

Please don't call us that.

The Super Seven?

Shazam

What, you don't like it?

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