Green Lantern
Here's the plan. Green Lantern kicks Superman's ass. TMZ's got the video.
Played by Justin Kirk 
Justice League: War (2014) · 19 quotes
Justice League: War (2014) · 19 quotes
Get him out of there. His showboating is gonna ruin the entire plan. Oh, great, now I'm Batman.
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Green Lantern
I'm Green Lantern, dammit!
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As I was saying, Green Lantern can do anything.
Batman
Except shut up, apparently.
Green Lantern
Wow, someone forgot to tape their True Blood tonight.
Batman
I'm not a vampire.
Green Lantern
Seriously? I thought it was the darkness and the vanishing, and the, what, super strength?
Batman
I've got none of that.
Green Lantern
Can you fly?
Batman
Yes, in a plane.
Green Lantern
Wait, are you telling me...that you're just some dude in a bat costume? [Batman smirks to confirm this] Are you freaking kidding me? What, nobody asked you to prom so you now dress as a bat and prowl around your parents' basement?
Green Lantern
Out of my way, Batman.
Batman
Your arm is broken, idiot.
Green Lantern
[creates an energized cast from his ring]
I can handle this. Move!
Batman
You're gonna die.
Green Lantern
Then I'll die.
Batman
What are you trying to prove?
Green Lantern
I'm not trying to prove anything, you phenomenal douchebag! Don't act like you know me. You don't. Why do you even give a damn?
Batman
I'd say I don't, but you're being reckless. And believe it or not, we're just somewhat…alike.
Green Lantern
We are nothing alike.
Batman
We're fighting alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning bolt, a cyborg and a speedster. As far as I can tell, Hal, you and I are the only normal people here.
Green Lantern
[defensive attitude fades]
I never told you my name.
Batman
Saw it on your flight suit.
Green Lantern
Y'know, despite what you said, you're pretty south of normal, spooky. You know that, right?
Bruce Wayne
[Batman pauses, and then removes his cowl and cape, revealing his real face to Green Lantern]
My name is Bruce Wayne. When I was 10, I watched my parents get shot dead by a mugger, just like that. I've spent my life training to fight the same sort of criminals that took them from me. But this, this is different. This isn't about me.
Green Lantern
Uh, you're telling me this why?
Bruce Wayne
Because this right here? It's not about me, and it's not about you. Get out of your own way, Jordan. Focus on what's important. Everyone else. Regroup with the others.
Green Lantern
And do what exactly?
Bruce Wayne
[as he picks up discarded clothes and beanie to disguise himself as a civilian to be captured]
You're loud, Jordan. They'll listen to you if you got something to say. Try to at least sound smart. [he waves his hands to catch the attention of a Parademon overhead, which swoops down and snatches him up, taking him off to Apokolips, which is what Batman wants]
Green Lantern
Bruce Wayne, huh? [smiles] Bastard's crazier than me, that's damn sure.
Green Lantern
Flash, my man! Great to see you. [pitifully tries to do a secret handshake with Flash] Oh, yeah, and that's Batman.
The Flash
Batman's real?
Green Lantern
[utterly deadpan]
Yeah, he's over there.
The Flash
Wait, what? [zips over to Batman] It is a real honor to meet you, sir, Batman. Sir, Batman, sir. Ahem.
Green Lantern
Don't bother. Guy's a total tool.
Batman
[shakes hands with Flash]
I followed your efforts in Central City, Flash. You do tight, efficient work.
Green Lantern
[The Flash looks awestruck at this]
Hey, Barry, you, uh, got a little something brown there, right on your nose.
[The Flash frowns in annoyance]
Batman
[Batman removes the ring from Green Lantern, he changes back to Hal Jordan]
What's this do?
Hal Jordan
Huh?
Batman
No buttons. I assume it works off concentration.
Hal Jordan
How did you do that?
Batman
[smirks]
You weren't concentrating.
Green Lantern
[Annoyed, Hal puts the ring back on and changes back into Green Lantern]
You won't do that again.
Batman
Unless I want to.
Green Lantern
Costume? This is my uniform.
Batman
Quiet.
Green Lantern
Oh, you wanna bark orders, after I did the heavy lifting and pulled everyone together?
Batman
You're referring to when you botched simple directives and Wonder Woman led the charge?
Green Lantern
Cyborg showed you a video?
Batman
[smirks]
He e-mailed it to me.
Green Lantern
I really hate you, Bats.
Batman
Rivalry helps build bonds, Jordan.
Green Lantern
They don't like us much, huh?
Batman
They're afraid of people like us.
Green Lantern
And that's somehow a good thing?
Batman
As far as I'm concerned, it's necessary.
President
These super-friends use their super-powers to protect us.
Green Lantern
[whispering]
Seriously? We are damn sure not friends.
Batman
It'd be smart to let them think we're both.
Green Lantern
Why?
Batman
It'll keep Gotham P.D. off my back, and the Air Force off yours. It'll make our jobs a whole lot easier from here on out.
Green Lantern
I'm gonna let ya know right now, Bats. Working with you is gonna be the furthest thing from easy.
Batman
If there's a will there's a way, Jordan, and you're the one with the power of will.
Cyborg
I think what Lantern is saying is that it's time for some teamwork. So let's pull it together.
Shazam
Yeah, baby, clap it up.
The Flash
What's the plan, then?
Green Lantern
Well, he blast those beams out of his eyes, right?
Wonder Woman
It's settled, then. We blind him.
Green Lantern
That's as good as a plan as any. Yeah, we follow and we stay out of sight. I'll turn on the fireworks to get his attention. Princess, you in striking distance and stab that son of a bitch in the eyes.
Wonder Woman
Like poor damned Oedipus.
Shazam
Yeah, what the hot Greek chick said.
The Flash
And the hordes of monsters raining from the sky, whadda we do about them?
Cyborg
I might be able to send them back where they came from.
Green Lantern
Good enough for me. Here we go, team - we got this!
Green Lantern
Good god, he's gonna kill us.
Batman
No, he won't. You'll bruise. But you don't kill. Do you... Clark?
Superman
[Superman stops dead in front of Batman]
You've made your point... [uses his X-Ray vision on Batman] Bruce Wayne.
Green Lantern
[confused]
Who the hell is "Bruce Wayne?"
Shazam
I don't know, a team? I've got a lot of responsibilities.
Wonder Woman
As do I.
Green Lantern
Well, I have a whole universe to protect, people, so there you go.
The Flash
Come on, we can do it together.
Green Lantern
Yeah? Can you fly in space?
Superman
I can.
Green Lantern
Not my point. Look, we're not friends. We're not a team.
The Flash
I don't agree, Hal. I kind of liked being a part of something.
Green Lantern
Yeah, you would. Listen, this was just a one-time deal, okay?
Batman
And what if something should happen again?
Green Lantern
Please, what could possibly happen?
President
[last lines]
That said, I am very pleased to introduce you... [blocks the mic and turns to the Justice League] Gee, I didn't even ask. Do you guys have a name?
Shazam
Yes, we do.
Cyborg
We do?
Shazam
That's right. You can call us the Super Seven!
Green Lantern
[Everyone groans disapprovingly]
Please don't call us that.
Superman
The Super Seven?
Shazam
What, you don't like it?
