Justice League: War 2014 quotes

Cyborg

I think what Lantern is saying is that it's time for some teamwork. So let's pull it together.

Shazam

Yeah, baby, clap it up.

The Flash

What's the plan, then?

Green Lantern

Well, he blast those beams out of his eyes, right?

Wonder Woman

It's settled, then. We blind him.

Green Lantern

That's as good as a plan as any. Yeah, we follow and we stay out of sight. I'll turn on the fireworks to get his attention. Princess, you in striking distance and stab that son of a bitch in the eyes.

Wonder Woman

Like poor damned Oedipus.

Shazam

Yeah, what the hot Greek chick said.

The Flash

And the hordes of monsters raining from the sky, whadda we do about them?

Cyborg

I might be able to send them back where they came from.

Green Lantern

Good enough for me. Here we go, team - we got this!

Cyborg

The computer is not responding. Come on, you stupid machine, work!

Network connect.

Cyborg

Yes.

Insufficient energy.

Cyborg

Shit. It's programmed, but I don't have the juice to push it. I need a huge blast of power.

Shazam

Shouldn't be a problem.

Shazam

SHAZAM!
[He charges the Mother Box with huge arcs of lightning bolts]

Kryptonian, you are coming with me.

Superman

Like hell, I am!

Green Lantern

As I was saying, Green Lantern can do anything.

Batman

Except shut up, apparently.

Green Lantern

Wow, someone forgot to tape their True Blood tonight.

Batman

I'm not a vampire.

Green Lantern

Seriously? I thought it was the darkness and the vanishing, and the, what, super strength?

Batman

I've got none of that.

Green Lantern

Can you fly?

Batman

Yes, in a plane.

Green Lantern

Wait, are you telling me...that you're just some dude in a bat costume? [Batman smirks to confirm this] Are you freaking kidding me? What, nobody asked you to prom so you now dress as a bat and prowl around your parents' basement?

Green Lantern

Costume? This is my uniform.

Batman

Quiet.

Green Lantern

Oh, you wanna bark orders, after I did the heavy lifting and pulled everyone together?

Batman

You're referring to when you botched simple directives and Wonder Woman led the charge?

Green Lantern

Cyborg showed you a video?

Batman

He e-mailed it to me.

Green Lantern

I really hate you, Bats.

Batman

Rivalry helps build bonds, Jordan.

Green Lantern

Flash, my man! Great to see you. [pitifully tries to do a secret handshake with Flash] Oh, yeah, and that's Batman.

The Flash

Batman's real?

Green Lantern

Yeah, he's over there.

The Flash

Wait, what? [zips over to Batman] It is a real honor to meet you, sir, Batman. Sir, Batman, sir. Ahem.

Green Lantern

Don't bother. Guy's a total tool.

Batman

I followed your efforts in Central City, Flash. You do tight, efficient work.

Green Lantern

Hey, Barry, you, uh, got a little something brown there, right on your nose.
[The Flash frowns in annoyance]

Green Lantern

Good god, he's gonna kill us.

Batman

No, he won't. You'll bruise. But you don't kill. Do you... Clark?

Superman

You've made your point... [uses his X-Ray vision on Batman] Bruce Wayne.

Green Lantern

Who the hell is "Bruce Wayne?"

Green Lantern

Out of my way, Batman.

Batman

Your arm is broken, idiot.

Green Lantern

I can handle this. Move!

Batman

You're gonna die.

Green Lantern

Then I'll die.

Batman

What are you trying to prove?

Green Lantern

I'm not trying to prove anything, you phenomenal douchebag! Don't act like you know me. You don't. Why do you even give a damn?

Batman

I'd say I don't, but you're being reckless. And believe it or not, we're just somewhat…alike.

Green Lantern

We are nothing alike.

Batman

We're fighting alongside an alien, an Amazon, a human lightning bolt, a cyborg and a speedster. As far as I can tell, Hal, you and I are the only normal people here.

Green Lantern

I never told you my name.

Batman

Saw it on your flight suit.

Green Lantern

Y'know, despite what you said, you're pretty south of normal, spooky. You know that, right?

My name is Bruce Wayne. When I was 10, I watched my parents get shot dead by a mugger, just like that. I've spent my life training to fight the same sort of criminals that took them from me. But this, this is different. This isn't about me.

Green Lantern

Uh, you're telling me this why?

Because this right here? It's not about me, and it's not about you. Get out of your own way, Jordan. Focus on what's important. Everyone else. Regroup with the others.

Green Lantern

And do what exactly?

You're loud, Jordan. They'll listen to you if you got something to say. Try to at least sound smart. [he waves his hands to catch the attention of a Parademon overhead, which swoops down and snatches him up, taking him off to Apokolips, which is what Batman wants]

Green Lantern

Bruce Wayne, huh? [smiles] Bastard's crazier than me, that's damn sure.

Green Lantern

They don't like us much, huh?

Batman

They're afraid of people like us.

Green Lantern

And that's somehow a good thing?

Batman

As far as I'm concerned, it's necessary.

These super-friends use their super-powers to protect us.

Green Lantern

Seriously? We are damn sure not friends.

Batman

It'd be smart to let them think we're both.

Green Lantern

Why?

Batman

It'll keep Gotham P.D. off my back, and the Air Force off yours. It'll make our jobs a whole lot easier from here on out.

Green Lantern

I'm gonna let ya know right now, Bats. Working with you is gonna be the furthest thing from easy.

Batman

If there's a will there's a way, Jordan, and you're the one with the power of will.

Shazam

I don't know, a team? I've got a lot of responsibilities.

Wonder Woman

As do I.

Green Lantern

Well, I have a whole universe to protect, people, so there you go.

The Flash

Come on, we can do it together.

Green Lantern

Yeah? Can you fly in space?

Superman

I can.

Green Lantern

Not my point. Look, we're not friends. We're not a team.

The Flash

I don't agree, Hal. I kind of liked being a part of something.

Green Lantern

Yeah, you would. Listen, this was just a one-time deal, okay?

Batman

And what if something should happen again?

Green Lantern

Please, what could possibly happen?

Wonder Woman

You've gathered to protest ... me?

Wonder Woman

You! What is your problem with me?

You want the truth? You swing that sword with a smile and you scare normal people. And you dress like a whore!

Wonder Woman

This is not your truth. [wraps the Lasso around the man] The Lasso compels you. Now tell us your truth.

I cross-dress in a Wonder Woman costume outfit. It makes me feel powerful.

Wonder Woman

Embrace your truth, my friend. My outfit makes me feel powerful too.

Wonder Woman

I can't believe people are no longer afraid of us.

Superman

Or that they think we're a team. We're not a team. But I am please to meet some folks who get me.

Wonder Woman

Yes, it was good to walk among a pantheon again.

Superman

How do you mean?

Wonder Woman

Hades, Apollo, Hermes, Zeus... each a god in their right.

Superman

And me?

Wonder Woman

I have never met anyone like you, Superman. God or mortal.
[Superman smiles at her]

Batman

What's this do?

Huh?

Batman

No buttons. I assume it works off concentration.

How did you do that?

Batman

You weren't concentrating.

Green Lantern

You won't do that again.

Batman

Unless I want to.

That said, I am very pleased to introduce you... [blocks the mic and turns to the Justice League] Gee, I didn't even ask. Do you guys have a name?

Shazam

Yes, we do.

Cyborg

We do?

Shazam

That's right. You can call us the Super Seven!

Green Lantern

Please don't call us that.

Superman

The Super Seven?

Shazam

What, you don't like it?