Sean Astin movie quotes
32 quotes from 5 movies
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) as Sam
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Sam: Haven't you had any sleep, Mr. Frodo? I've gone and had too much. It must be getting late.
Frodo: No, it isn't. It isn't midday yet. The days are growing darker.
Frodo: No, it isn't. It isn't midday yet. The days are growing darker.
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Sam: Destroy it! Now! Throw it in the fire!
[Frodo is mesmerised by the Ring]
Sam: What are you waiting for? Just let it go!
[Frodo turns around and faces Sam]
Frodo: The Ring is mine.
[Frodo puts the Ring on, smiling exactly as Isildur before him, and vanishes]
Sam: NO!!
[Frodo is mesmerised by the Ring]
Sam: What are you waiting for? Just let it go!
[Frodo turns around and faces Sam]
Frodo: The Ring is mine.
[Frodo puts the Ring on, smiling exactly as Isildur before him, and vanishes]
Sam: NO!!
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[Sam reads the title of the Red Book]
Sam: There and Back Again - A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins and The Lord of the Rings by Frodo Baggins. You've finished it!
Frodo: Not quite. There's room for a little more.
Sam: There and Back Again - A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins and The Lord of the Rings by Frodo Baggins. You've finished it!
Frodo: Not quite. There's room for a little more.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) as Sam
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Frodo: What food have we got?
Sam: Let me see. Ah, yes. Lembas bread. And look! More lembas bread. I don't usually hold with foreign foods, but this Elvish stuff, it's not bad.
Frodo: Nothing ever dampens your spirits, does it, Sam?
Sam: [looks up] Those rain clouds might.
Sam: Let me see. Ah, yes. Lembas bread. And look! More lembas bread. I don't usually hold with foreign foods, but this Elvish stuff, it's not bad.
Frodo: Nothing ever dampens your spirits, does it, Sam?
Sam: [looks up] Those rain clouds might.
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Sam: Mordor. The one place in Middle-earth we don't want to see any closer, and the one place we're trying to get to. It's just where we can't get. Let's face it, Mr. Frodo, we're lost. I don't think Gandalf meant for us to come this way.
Frodo: He didn't mean for a lot of things to happen, Sam. But they did.
Frodo: He didn't mean for a lot of things to happen, Sam. But they did.
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Sam: Every Orc in Mordor's gonna hear this racket! Let's just tie him up and leave him!
Smeagol: No! That would kill us! Kill us!
Sam: It's no more than you deserve!
Frodo: Maybe he does deserve to die, but now that I see him... I do pity him.
Smeagol: No! That would kill us! Kill us!
Sam: It's no more than you deserve!
Frodo: Maybe he does deserve to die, but now that I see him... I do pity him.
The Goonies (1985) as Mikey
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The next time we see sky it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the bestest stuff for us. But right now they gotta do what's right for them, 'cause it's their time. Their time, up there. Down here it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket.
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Goonies never say die!
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Oh, who needs it? [throws his inhaler aside]
50 First Dates (2004) as Doug
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Dr. Keats: Was your head shaped like an egg before she hit you?
Doug: Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
Dr. Keats: Note the intense overreaction. That's the 'roids talking. Douglas, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juice! It'th a protein shake!
Doug: Hey! Don't make fun of Henry, all right? It'th not hith fault hith head'th thaped like that!
Dr. Keats: Note the intense overreaction. That's the 'roids talking. Douglas, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juice! It'th a protein shake!
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Dr. Keats: Doug, once again, off the juice.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.
Doug: It'th not juithe. It'th a protein thake.
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Doug: Thith ith from Nick and Thue. They thend their betht witheth for a thafe trip.
Henry: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
Doug: I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it?
Henry: Um, I guess.
Marlin: Doug!
Henry: That's very nice. Spam and Reese's. All right.
Doug: I love Thpam and Reethe's, can I have it?
Henry: Um, I guess.
Marlin: Doug!
Justice League: War (2014) as Shazam
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Cyborg: I think what Lantern is saying is that it's time for some teamwork. So let's pull it together.
Shazam: Yeah, baby, clap it up.
The Flash: What's the plan, then?
Green Lantern: Well, he blast those beams out of his eyes, right?
Wonder Woman: It's settled, then. We blind him.
Green Lantern: That's as good as a plan as any. Yeah, we follow and we stay out of sight. I'll turn on the fireworks to get his attention. Princess, you in striking distance and stab that son of a bitch in the eyes.
Wonder Woman: Like poor damned Oedipus.
Shazam: Yeah, what the hot Greek chick said.
The Flash: And the hordes of monsters raining from the sky, whadda we do about them?
Cyborg: I might be able to send them back where they came from.
Green Lantern: Good enough for me. Here we go, team - we got this!
Shazam: Yeah, baby, clap it up.
The Flash: What's the plan, then?
Green Lantern: Well, he blast those beams out of his eyes, right?
Wonder Woman: It's settled, then. We blind him.
Green Lantern: That's as good as a plan as any. Yeah, we follow and we stay out of sight. I'll turn on the fireworks to get his attention. Princess, you in striking distance and stab that son of a bitch in the eyes.
Wonder Woman: Like poor damned Oedipus.
Shazam: Yeah, what the hot Greek chick said.
The Flash: And the hordes of monsters raining from the sky, whadda we do about them?
Cyborg: I might be able to send them back where they came from.
Green Lantern: Good enough for me. Here we go, team - we got this!
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Cyborg: The computer is not responding. Come on, you stupid machine, work!
Computer Voice: Network connect.
Cyborg: Yes.
Computer Voice: Insufficient energy.
Cyborg: Shit. It's programmed, but I don't have the juice to push it. I need a huge blast of power.
Shazam: Shouldn't be a problem.
[He takes hold of the Mother Box and him and Cyborg shoot up into the sky]
Shazam: SHAZAM!
[He charges the Mother Box with huge arcs of lightning bolts]
Computer Voice: Network connect.
Cyborg: Yes.
Computer Voice: Insufficient energy.
Cyborg: Shit. It's programmed, but I don't have the juice to push it. I need a huge blast of power.
Shazam: Shouldn't be a problem.
[He takes hold of the Mother Box and him and Cyborg shoot up into the sky]
Shazam: SHAZAM!
[He charges the Mother Box with huge arcs of lightning bolts]
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Shazam: I don't know, a team? I've got a lot of responsibilities.
Wonder Woman: As do I.
Green Lantern: Well, I have a whole universe to protect, people, so there you go.
The Flash: Come on, we can do it together.
Green Lantern: Yeah? Can you fly in space?
Superman: I can.
Green Lantern: Not my point. Look, we're not friends. We're not a team.
The Flash: I don't agree, Hal. I kind of liked being a part of something.
Green Lantern: Yeah, you would. Listen, this was just a one-time deal, okay?
Batman: And what if something should happen again?
Green Lantern: Please, what could possibly happen?
Wonder Woman: As do I.
Green Lantern: Well, I have a whole universe to protect, people, so there you go.
The Flash: Come on, we can do it together.
Green Lantern: Yeah? Can you fly in space?
Superman: I can.
Green Lantern: Not my point. Look, we're not friends. We're not a team.
The Flash: I don't agree, Hal. I kind of liked being a part of something.
Green Lantern: Yeah, you would. Listen, this was just a one-time deal, okay?
Batman: And what if something should happen again?
Green Lantern: Please, what could possibly happen?
