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Michelle Monaghan movie quotes

11 quotes from 3 movies
Michelle Monaghan
Wonder Woman

I can't believe people are no longer afraid of us.

Or that they think we're a team. We're not a team. But I am please to meet some folks who get me.

Wonder Woman

Yes, it was good to walk among a pantheon again.

How do you mean?

Wonder Woman

Hades, Apollo, Hermes, Zeus... each a god in their right.

And me?

Wonder Woman

I have never met anyone like you, Superman. God or mortal.
[Superman smiles at her]

Wonder Woman
[taken aback]

You've gathered to protest ... me?

Wonder Woman
[She points to the man leading the protest]

You! What is your problem with me?

Pinstriped Loudmouth

You want the truth? You swing that sword with a smile and you scare normal people. And you dress like a whore!

Wonder Woman
[completely unconvinced]

This is not your truth. [wraps the Lasso around the man] The Lasso compels you. Now tell us your truth.

Pinstriped Loudmouth

I cross-dress in a Wonder Woman costume outfit. It makes me feel powerful.

Wonder Woman
[The crowd looks surprised. Wonder Woman giggles and retracts her Lasso]

Embrace your truth, my friend. My outfit makes me feel powerful too.

I think what Lantern is saying is that it's time for some teamwork. So let's pull it together.

Yeah, baby, clap it up.

What's the plan, then?

Well, he blast those beams out of his eyes, right?

Wonder Woman

It's settled, then. We blind him.

That's as good as a plan as any. Yeah, we follow and we stay out of sight. I'll turn on the fireworks to get his attention. Princess, you in striking distance and stab that son of a bitch in the eyes.

Wonder Woman

Like poor damned Oedipus.

Yeah, what the hot Greek chick said.

And the hordes of monsters raining from the sky, whadda we do about them?

I might be able to send them back where they came from.

Good enough for me. Here we go, team - we got this!

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Violet

Gentlemen, I'll be sending Pac-Man's current coordinates to each of your car's GPSes. Let's locate and eliminate.

Come on, guys.

[Pac-Man chases man on his bicycle. Ludlow is shocked.] [confused]

Pac-Man's a bad guy?

Professor Iwatani
[Iwatani sees Pac-Man eat man's bike.]

Pac-Man is not bad! I created him to bring joy to all the people of the world! They have brainwashed him! Deep down, he's kind, gentle. Someone you can tell your troubles to or grab a hamburger with.

Professor Iwatani
[Pac-Man stops in front of the Ghost Cars.]

You'll see.

Violet
[Iwatani exits his Ghost Car.]

Professor Iwatani, get back in the car!

Professor Iwatani, what are you doing?!

Professor Iwatani

I will talk to him. He's my son!

No, that's a bad idea.

Professor Iwatani
[Iwatani walks up to Pac-Man.] [to Pac-Man]

Hello, my sweet, little boy. Look how big you've grown. I'm so proud of you.

It's so sweet. He's so sweet.

Professor Iwatani

But all these destructive things you're doing, it's wrong. I'm your father. I know, you're a good boy.

[Iwatani reaches out. Ludlow nods as if saying, "Go on." Suddenly, Pac-Man bites Iwatani's hand into pixels, and Iwatani screams in pain.]

NOOOOO!!!!

Professor Iwatani

SOMEBODY KILL THIS STUPID BITCH!!!!

[shocked and horrified]

That was some twisted Pinocchio-Geppetto stuff right there!

[Pac-Man runs away]

All right, losers! It's 3 on 1. Let's hit it!

[the Arcaders start chasing Pac-Man. During the chase, Pac-Man eats a fire truck.]

Pac-Man's faster than I remember!

Pac-Man's always been faster than the ghosts. We're gonna have to out-maneuver his ass. [he and the Arcaders sharply turn around a car.] Wonderfro, you and Silver Medal break off. [The Arcaders go in different directions.] I'll stay with Big Yellow.

Violet
[sees Eddie's car going another way very quickly.]

Whoa! Eddie, how did you do that so fast?

'Cause I'm the champ, Lieutenant Long Legs.

[Pac-Man eats an ambulance, but runs into Ludlow Lamonsoff.]

Nope!

[Pac-Man runs into Sam Brenner.]

What's up?

[Pac-Man tries to run away, but sees Eddie Plant about to kill him.]

OH, YEAH!

[Eddie kills Pac-Man]

Good one, Eddie.

Whew.

[on radio]

One down!

Violet

Two to go! [the Arcaders go another way.] All right, Pac-Man Number Two just regenerated four streets away headed North Bound. Turn east at the next intersection. Brenner, go straight.

Got it.

Violet

Ludlow, go left. [Ludlow does so] Eddie, at the next intersection, turn left.

We got him! He's got nowhere to go!

[Pac-Man eats a Power Pellet, thus turning all the Ghost Cars dark blue.] [shocked]

Oh, God. No!

Violet

"Oh, God. No!" what?

He ate the Power Pellet! Pac-Man's got 10 seconds where he can eat us! [Pac-Man starts chasing Ludlow] Why me?! [Ludlow runs away] Oh, God, don't eat me, don't eat me, don't eat me. Please, please don't eat me. [Pac-Man starts eating Ludlow's Ghost Car, and he screams in terror] GUYS! HELP! I'M GONNA DIE A VIRGIN! [Ludlow barely escapes the Ghost Car before it gets eaten by Pac-Man. Then Pac-Man turns around and continues chasing Ludlow.] Why are you doing this to me? [Ludlow runs for his life.] YOU'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED! YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

LUDLOW, RUN! PUMP YOUR LEGS! GO, BABY!

[Ludlow continues running from Pac-Man. Suddenly, Eddie appears and kills Pac-Man again.] [as the people in the office cheer]

ATTABOY, EDDIE!

[chuckles]

You just got fire-blasted, sucka!

[makes finger guns at Eddie.] [weakly]

Uh-huh. [faints from fear.]

[sighs]

What?

Violet

How the Hell did he get over there so fast?

[to Eddie]

Way to go, champ!

Aren't you glad you sprung me, Second Place?

[sarcastically]

Yeah. Thrilled. [normally] One more to go and it's Happy Hour.

[Pac-Man Number Three regenerates where Pac-Man Number Two died, and Sam and Eddie chase Pac-Man leaving Ludlow laying in the street.]

So I, I guess they're just leaving me here.

[Pac-Man runs for his life as Sam and Eddie chase him.]

Now it's time for the hat trick.

[Eddie accelerates but Pac-Man turns right causing Eddie to fly off of the road, falling into the East River.]

Wow!

Violet

Brenner, it's on you. There are still 3 other Power Pellets out there, so stay alert.

I got this. If I don't, the world ends. Can't let that happen.

Come on, Brenner. Come on.

Violet
[Sam continues chasing Pac-Man]

Brenner, he leading you directly towards one of the Power Pellets. Get out of there.

[Pac-Man eats Power Pellet, turning Sam Brenner's Ghost Car dark blue, and starts chasing Sam Brenner] [with a game face]

1.

Violet
[confused]

What the Hell is he doing?

[backs up]

2.

Violet
[angrily]

Damn it, Brenner, I have a son who I'd like to see grow up!

3. You'll see your boy grow up. [Pac-Man chases him into parking garage] 4.

Violet
[alarmed]

Brenner, get out; He's going to eat you!

[getting chased through the parking garage.]

5. 6. 7. 8. 9. [closes his eyes tight. The Ghost Car and Pac-Man fly through the air in slow-mo, and Pac-Man opens his mouth, about to eat Sam Brenner.] ...10. [barely kills Pac-Man Number Three. He lands on another part of the parking garage, and he breathes heavily, as Pac-Man powers down.]

[as everyone cheers wildly]

OH! OH! YOU DID IT! BRENNER! THAT'S THE ONE, BABY! [he and his wife hug. Two Admiral's shake hands. Violet sees Sam Brenner exit his Ghost Car and chuckles in disbelief.]

Man in Crowd
[Sam Brenner emerges from the parking garage]

He's over here!

Woman in Crowd
[Sam Brenner is greeted with thunderous cheers and applause. Eddie arrives on a fire truck, drenched, and gives the crowd a "Rock on!" hand gesture.]

Fire Blaster, I love you!

[Ludlow appears holding a blanket over something.]

Hey, guys! Sorry, coming through. I'm one of tonight's heroes, sorry. [to Sam and Eddie] Hey! [whispers] Hey. Check it out. I think I might have found our next trophy.

[uncovers blanket revealing Q*Bert mumbling] [intrigued]

It's Q*Bert.

[excitedly]

Yeah, I know! I know.

Can I kill it?

No! Let's get to know him a little bit. Ask him some questions. And then we'll kill him.

Q*Bert

Huh?

I'm joking. Just put the blanket on him.

Q*Bert

Bye.

Violet
[addressing Sam Brenner]

Why are you following me?

Sam

Oh, God.

Violet

I can't believe they even let you in here.

Sam

Right.

Jennifer

Colonel Van Patten, you can go right into the Situation Room.

Violet

Yeah. See, they need me in the Situation Room, so have fun doing whatever you're doing.

Sam

Mmm.

Jennifer

Mr. Brenner, the president is waiting for you in the Oval Office.

Sam 
[falsetto voice, mockingly]

Somebody's more important. [moonwalks and addresses a member of the presidential detail while looking at Violet] [normal voice] Freddy, can you keep the riffraff outta here? [he moonwalks into the Oval Office] [to Cooper] Yo, wassup?

Oh, come on, you couldn't have at least changed?

You told me to rush right over. What's going on, man? Why's it so crazy out there?

Our Air Force Base in Guam was attacked.

By who?

I'm not sure. That's what I wanted to ask you. Come here. Check this out.

Yes, you. Come here. Listen to this. [he hits the space button on the keyboard, and deep whirring is heard.] Does that sound familiar to you?

Yeah. Where do I know that from? Can you freeze it?

Yeah, hold on. [he pauses the video.]

Go in tighter. [Cooper does so.] That can't be real.

Okay, so, you're seeing the same thing I'm seeing.

What kind of mushrooms did that guy put on our burgers?

Jennifer
[enters the Oval Office]

They're ready for you, Mr. President.

Great. Now I gotta explain this to the National Security Council. Listen, do me a favor, Sam. Watch that again, okay? And just see if there's anything you can find to help us out.

Yeah. Can I sit in your chair?

No, you can't, and everything's recorded.

Okay, I won't. I won't. I won't. [he waves at the security camera, and sits in the chair anyway.] I'm sittin' in the chair. Gimme a break.

Sam

Mrs. Van Patten. All finished up down there. I need you to sign the work order.

Violet
[voice wavering]

Okay.

Sam
[confused]

Mrs. Van Patten, are you in the closet?

Violet
[voice wavering]

Yes.

Sam

Not judging, but what are you doing in the closet?

Violet
[voice wavering]

I'm mostly crying. A little drinking. Probably equally crying and drinking.

Sam

Something I do often also. But why in the closet?

Violet
[voice wavering]

Because I don't want Matty to see me. [she starts crying]

Sam

I'm coming in the closet, Mrs. Van Patten. I'm opening the door. [he see Violet on the floor holding a Sippy Cup] [calmly, and concerned] Are you all right?

Violet
[voice breaking]

I'm sobbing on the floor of my closet, drinking Chardonnay out of a Sippy Cup, so I guess not.

Sam
[apologetically]

Sorry. I withdraw the question. Uh– [he sits on the floor with Violet]

Violet
[sobbing]

Oh, God!

Sam
[smiling]

Wanna talk about it?

Violet

No. Yes! Yes. [sobbing in Sam Brenner's shoulder] Oh, God!

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Harmony
[about the blonde woman in the room]

She's been **** more times than she's had hot meals.

Mmmm, I heard about that. It was neck and neck until she skipped lunch.

Umm, clearly I'm interrupting. I feel badly. Let me... What are you drinking?

Harmony

Bad.

Bad? Sorry... feel...?

Harmony

You feel bad.

Bad?

Harmony

Badly is an adverb. So, to say you feel badly would be saying that the mechanism which allows you to feel is broken.

I swear to God, it's like somebody took America by the East Coast, and shook it, and all the normal girls managed to hang on.

Harmony

OK, everyone who hates Harry raise your hand!

[All the girls in the club raise their hands.]

See that? Obedient little bitches too.
[Off-screen girl shouts "**** you!" and tosses a glass at Perry which he dodges]