Oh, God.
I can't believe they even let you in here.
Right.
Colonel Van Patten, you can go right into the Situation Room.
Yeah. See, they need me in the Situation Room, so have fun doing whatever you're doing.
Mmm.
Mr. Brenner, the president is waiting for you in the Oval Office.
[falsetto voice, mockingly]
Somebody's more important. [moonwalks and addresses a member of the presidential detail while looking at Violet] [normal voice] Freddy, can you keep the riffraff outta here? [he moonwalks into the Oval Office] [to Cooper] Yo, wassup?
Oh, come on, you couldn't have at least changed?
You told me to rush right over. What's going on, man? Why's it so crazy out there?
Our Air Force Base in Guam was attacked.
By who?
I'm not sure. That's what I wanted to ask you. Come here. Check this out.
Me?
Yes, you. Come here. Listen to this. [he hits the space button on the keyboard, and deep whirring is heard.] Does that sound familiar to you?
Yeah. Where do I know that from? Can you freeze it?
Yeah, hold on. [he pauses the video.]
Go in tighter. [Cooper does so.] That can't be real.
Okay, so, you're seeing the same thing I'm seeing.
What kind of mushrooms did that guy put on our burgers?
[enters the Oval Office]
They're ready for you, Mr. President.
Great. Now I gotta explain this to the National Security Council. Listen, do me a favor, Sam. Watch that again, okay? And just see if there's anything you can find to help us out.
Yeah. Can I sit in your chair?
No, you can't, and everything's recorded.
Okay, I won't. I won't. I won't. [he waves at the security camera, and sits in the chair anyway.] I'm sittin' in the chair. Gimme a break.
