A character in Little Nicky (2000)

Blind deacon quotes from Little Nicky (2000)

Quentin Tarantino
Played by Quentin Tarantino Little Nicky (2000) · 90 quotes

Tied for 4th most-quoted character in Little Nicky (2000): in 8 of its 90 quotes
Most scenes with: Valerie (2)

A line from Blind deacon

Though I cannot see with these blind eyes, I know the good Lord still loves me! He loves all of his children—why he loves you, and he loves you…[smells Nicky's presence] You make the Lord…very nervous! You…I'm burning now! Hellfire is burning me alive! The beast is alive! He's among us! Clear the streets! The devil is here…!

More lines from Blind deacon

4 quotes
Blind deacon
[after sensing Nicky's presence again]

Why do you taunt me with your darkness!? You're evil! It's stinking up our streets! The end is near! We are all going to die—[slams into a lightpost and falls]…We will meet again, Lucifer…

Blind deacon
[after sensing Nicky's flying above the city]

The hell beast is above us! And I can smell the evil slut!

Blind deacon

Holy shit, we really are going to die!["Then he accidentally walks into flames and catches fire"]

Blind deacon
[alternate ending; noticed Nicky has a son]

He has filled his seed! He's multiplying! Beware the spawn of the unholy union! We're all gonna die!

Scenes with Blind deacon

3 scenes

I think Victoria just told me her Secret.

Blind deacon
[after sensing Nicky's presence]

You make the Lord very nervous.

Cardinal

In today's gospel, the Lord tells us how we should live if we wish to obtain the splendor of heaven...or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.

Basketball audience member

Now that was some straight up David Copperfield shit!

You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls!

[after hearing Mr. Beefy singing in his sleep]

That is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.

Blind deacon

The hell beast is above us!! And I can smell an evil slut! [Nicky shoots him with water from fire hydrant] Whoa, devil!!

[to Nicky]

Did you do that?

Nobody calls my girl an evil slut.

Blind deacon

Why're you taunting me with your darkness?! Your evil, it's stinking up our streets! The end is near!! We are all going to die!! [runs into a lamppost]

This town is really going to Hell lately!

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