A character in Little Nicky (2000)

Townie quotes from Little Nicky (2000)

Rob Schneider

In 3 of the 90 quotes from Little Nicky (2000)

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You can do it, Ozzy! Bite his freaking head off!

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Townie

Hey, Nicky. Cover Winkler in bees. You can do it!

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I think Victoria just told me her Secret.

[after sensing Nicky's presence]

You make the Lord very nervous.

Cardinal

In today's gospel, the Lord tells us how we should live if we wish to obtain the splendor of heaven...or something like that. Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.

Basketball audience member

Now that was some straight up David Copperfield shit!

Townie

You can do it, Nicky! Kick him in his hairy balls!

[after hearing Mr. Beefy singing in his sleep]

That is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen.

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