A character in Judge Dredd (1995)

Ferguson quotes from Judge Dredd (1995)

Rob Schneider

Scenes with Ferguson

5 scenes
Judge Dredd

MegaCity Code 7592, willful sabotage of a public droid, that's 6 months, citizen. Let's see your unicard.

Herman Ferguson

Aww, give me a break, Judge... [Looks at Dredd's badge] Dredd. Dredd?!

Judge Dredd

Mmmhmm.

Judge Hershey
[Reading from a display on a handheld device after swiping Ferguson's unicard]

Ferguson, Herman, hacker, illegal tampering with city droids, computers, cash machines, taxi robots...

Judge Dredd

And you haven't even been out of jail for 24 hours. He's habitual, Hershey. An automatic five year sentence. How do you plead?

Herman Ferguson

Not guilty?

Judge Dredd

I knew you'd say that.

Ferguson

Five years?! No! No! I had no choice! They were killing each other in there.

Judge Dredd

You could have gone out the window.

Ferguson

Forty floors? It would have been suicide!

Judge Dredd

Maybe...but it's legal. Judges!

Judge

Yes, sir!

Judge Dredd

Five years, Aspen Penitentiary. Case closed, take him away.

Ferguson
[Two Judges begin to leave with Ferguson]

Don't close the case! You're misjudging- you're misjudging me! Open the case! Y-you're not gonna be able to sleep tonight!

Judge Hershey

He might've been telling the truth, you know? Haven't you heard ever of extenuating circumstances?

Judge Dredd

I've heard it all, Hershey.

Judge Hershey
[Mockingly]

I knew you'd say that.

Chief Justice Fargo

The blind lady.

Joseph Dredd

Who is she?

Chief Justice Fargo

Justice, before your time. We should have never taken justice out of her hands.

Joseph Dredd

You brought order to chaos, sir.

Chief Justice Fargo

That we did. Solved many problems, and created many more! Being a Judge, Joseph, perhaps too much power in one person's hands. But we once tried to compensate - dreate the perfect Judge. We called it Janus. Four decades ago, DNA samples were taken from the original Council. One was chosen: Mine. We altered it to enhance the best qualities...and screen out the worst: Weaknesses, frailties. We created you.

Joseph Dredd

You didn't create me, sir. I have a family.

Chief Justice Fargo

No.

Joseph Dredd

At the Academy, you told me they were killed when l was very young.

Chief Justice Fargo

A lie.

Joseph Dredd

I have a picture of them.

Chief Justice Fargo

A fake. We lied... to both of you.

Joseph Dredd
(confused)

Both?

Chief Justice Fargo

There was another infant created in that experiment, but something went wrong. Genetically mutated to the perfect criminal.

Joseph Dredd

I have a brother?

Chief Justice Fargo

You were best friends at the Academy. Star pupils. And then he turned. And for his crimes, you judged him.

Joseph Dredd
(realizing)

Rico...Rico... You let me judge my own brother? You never told me, sir.

Chief Justice Fargo

I couldn't.

Chief Justice Fargo
(Dredd turns and look to the distance)

You were like a son to me.

Joseph Dredd
(contemplating)

A son...my whole life is a lie...

Chief Justice Fargo

Rico had to be executed to protect you, to protect the city.

Joseph Dredd
(seething)

Rico...Rico... (turns to Fargo) He's alive!

Chief Justice Fargo

No. I signed the order myself. I saw the report.

Joseph Dredd

I didn't kill Hammond. It was him. It was his DNA that convicted me.

Chief Justice Fargo
(realizing)

Griffin. Hmph. It was Griffin.

Joseph Dredd
(nodding)

Griffin, yes.

Chief Justice Fargo

We've both been deceived, Joseph. I'm so sorry. Rico's killed me and destroyed you! (gasping his last breaths) Fi.. find him, Joseph.

Joseph Dredd

Don't die.
(Fargo passes away. Dredd feels a tinge of grief but pity, then picks up the shotgun and stares at the Statue of Justice as thunder and lightning boomed on the horizon)

Ferguson

What do we do? (Dredd says nothing for a bit) What do we do?

Joseph Dredd
(Dredd turns to Ferguson with a determined but angry look, cocking the shotgun in reply)

Find Rico.

Ferguson

Dredd, there's no way in! Hello? Are you even listening to me? We can't just knock on the wall and say, "Hello, Cursed Earth Pizza."

Joseph Dredd

There is a way in. Six years ago, two refugees figured it out. The vents to the city's incinerators, there's a burst twice a minute. That means someone can run through that tube would have 30 seconds before it flames again.

Ferguson

And these two refugees, they made through, right?

Joseph Dredd

Actually, they were roasted. But the theory is sound. Shall we?

Ferguson

Maybe we should consider other theories? Dredd!

Joseph Dredd
(Dredd and Ferguson takes cover outside of the incinerator vents until the fire has dispersed)

All right, you ready, kid?

Ferguson

No!

Joseph Dredd

Now what's wrong?

Ferguson

What's wrong? Are you kidding? Does wearing that helmet all those year compress your brain?! You're going to get me killed!

Joseph Dredd

There's a maniac loose in the city!

Ferguson

What a coincidence! There's one out here, too!

Joseph Dredd

Oh.

Ferguson

Great time I'm having. The shuttle crash, the Cursed Earth, cannibals, and now a fireball up my ass! This is all your fault!

Joseph Dredd

My fault?

Ferguson

Yes.

Joseph Dredd

Care to explain that, citizen?

Ferguson

If you hadn't judged me, I wouldn't be out here in the first place. Hey, Dredd, what if you just kill me now?

Ferguson
(Dredd and Ferguson takes cover again as another fire disperses)

That's it! I'm through schlepping. I'm gonna stay here until I'm caught or until you apologize!

Joseph Dredd

The Law can't apologize.

Ferguson

That's just it. You're not the Law anymore. Now apologize. I think I deserve that.

Joseph Dredd
(shaking his head)

I've never apologized before...

Ferguson

I'm alive! I'm alive! (looks over and sees Dredd next to him) Oh, so are you.

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