Most-quoted character in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999): in 9 of its 19 quotes
Most scenes with: T.J. (2)
See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
Deuce Where?
Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
Deuce Man-whoring?
Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.
Do the letters T and J mean anything to you?
Deuce I don't know. Turkey Jizz?
What about Antoine's apartment?
Deuce I'm going to get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way.
You going to steal it?
Bartender There you go. That's uhh... $11.50.
Deuce Ahh. No, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives, and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the $3.00. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Bartender Ahh, perhaps you don't understand. Ahh... if you don't pay me now, I'm going to uhh... take this swizzle stick, and uhh... I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole.
Deuce I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish.
Claire It was French.
Deuce Oui, French... Nice people.
Deuce Look, I think there's been a mistake.
Fluisa Did you say steak?
Deuce No, mistake.
Fluisa Oh. See, now you got me all excited.
Deuce Where am I supposed to get $6,000 in three weeks?
Deuce Wow! What are those?
Antoine Medieval weapons. I'm a colletor. They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody.
Deuce I collect Canadian quarters... I've got about six of 'em.
Yuck!
EWW!
Deuce Swim trunks are loaded with detergents and other hazardous chemicals that could be harmful to fish.
[The security guards tosses him out of the facility with his gear and clothes in tow]
