Bartender
There you go. That's uhh... $11.50.
Deuce
Ahh. No, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives, and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the $3.00. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Bartender
Ahh, perhaps you don't understand. Ahh... if you don't pay me now, I'm going to uhh... take this swizzle stick, and uhh... I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole.
