“This is a 14th-century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and...” – Antoine, Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo ... Movie Quotes Database

This is a 14th-century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. You mess up anything in my apartment... I'll shove it up your ass.

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