Man
That's a huge bitch!
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo quotes
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Passerby #2
Holy shit! It's Bigfoot!
Passerby #3
Hey, keep it in the circus!
Passerby
Freak!
Antoine This is a 14th-century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. You mess up anything in my apartment... I'll shove it up your ass.
Bartender There you go. That's uhh... $11.50.
Ahh. No, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives, and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the $3.00. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
Bartender Ahh, perhaps you don't understand. Ahh... if you don't pay me now, I'm going to uhh... take this swizzle stick, and uhh... I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole.
I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish.
Claire It was French.
Oui, French... Nice people.
Look, I think there's been a mistake.
Fluisa Did you say steak?
No, mistake.
Fluisa Oh. See, now you got me all excited.
Where am I supposed to get $6,000 in three weeks?
Wow! What are those?
Antoine Medieval weapons. I'm a colletor. They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody.
I collect Canadian quarters... I've got about six of 'em.
Fowler
Do the letters T and J mean anything to you?
I don't know. Turkey Jizz?
Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you!
Goddamn white boy.
I prefer to think of myself as more of a... male madame. That didn't come out right.
See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
Where?
Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
Man-whoring?
Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.