Undercover Brother There's times for falling apart, and there's times for gettin' funky. This is one of those funky times!
Most-quoted role: Undercover Brother in Undercover Brother (2002), 17 quotes
Movies Undercover Brother Undercover Brother Too funky for myself.
Undercover Brother Caucasian overload! Caucasian overlord!
T.J. You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus.
T.J. What about Antoine's apartment?
I'm going to get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way.
T.J. You going to steal it?
T.J. See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?
Where?
T.J. Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it?
Man-whoring?
T.J. Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring.
T.J. Hicks This guy, here? Baron Von Doggy Style. Led a pimping expedition to the Arctic Circle. Froze to death sixty-nining a moose. The only thing left of him...
[takes the statue's stick] ...is this stick...
[T.J. shows Deuce the stick] ...which he used to bitch-slap Eskimos.